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View Poll Results: well?
Condom 6 13.04%
Pill 16 34.78%
Both 5 10.87%
Injection 3 6.52%
Strictly Facials 7 15.22%
Other 9 19.57%
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:48 AM   #1
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Default Contraception - Preferred method?

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Old 08-24-2007, 08:49 AM   #2
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ib4p, 1st


other: no sex is the safest sex. i practice abstinence

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:51 AM   #3
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girlfriend has been on the pill for half the time we'be been together. no condoms!

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:59 AM   #4
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:03 AM   #5
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:11 AM   #6
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salt and vinegar sting like a bastard though.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:19 AM   #7
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Practice abstinence while I'm ovulating. It's worked out great so far...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_family_planning

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:21 AM   #8
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Practice abstinence while I'm ovulating. It's worked out great so far...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_family_planning
Are you even joking?

This is what we do. Sympto-Thermal.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:27 AM   #9
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:31 AM   #10
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:34 AM   #11
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Becoming a syphilitic leper is one of the best moves I've ever made, contraception wise.

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Old 08-24-2007, 09:43 AM   #12
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Condoms. My other meds make birth control pills pretty much useless.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:26 AM   #13
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:29 AM   #14
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:40 AM   #15
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:48 AM   #16
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Are you even joking?

This is what we do. Sympto-Thermal.
Isn't this like... totally fucking unsafe?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:52 AM   #17
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Pill + condom. I'm not in a relationship, I'm not in the mood to get knocked up or get the syph.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:55 AM   #18
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Isn't this like... totally fucking unsafe?
you mean for STDs and whatever?

It's called monogamy.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:02 AM   #19
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you mean for STDs and whatever?

It's called monogamy.
I mean for pregnancies and whatever.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:15 AM   #20
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I mean for pregnancies and whatever.
no way, dude.
it's just as effective, it not more effective, than condoms, etc.

It just uses observation of a chick's biological signs so that she knows the exact moment of ovulation and therefore when she's fertile. Women are only fertile for about 48 hours out of the month (give or take their cycles).

Of course, this means that there are times when you have to abstain if you want to avoid pregnancy, but as long as you follow the rules it's like 99.9% effective and she isn't putting a bunch of chemicals or whatever in her body or unnaturally altering her biology with the possibility for nasty complications later in life (i.e. the pill).

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:15 AM   #21
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I mean for pregnancies and whatever.
no not really, thats what I do. You can only get pregnant a few days out of your cycle and if you know when those are...

but it does make any kind of hiccup with your cycle seem more scary than it is.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:17 AM   #22
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i couldn't do that. i'm horniest when i ovulate.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:18 AM   #23
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you can do other stuff

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:18 AM   #24
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It just uses observation of a chick's biological signs so that she knows the exact moment of ovulation and therefore when she's fertile. Women are only fertile for about 48 hours out of the month (give or take their cycles).
so exactly are these signs? do her boobs swell, or does she get some kind of red splotchiness somewhere?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:19 AM   #25
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no not really, thats what I do. You can only get pregnant a few days out of your cycle and if you know when those are...

but it does make any kind of hiccup with your cycle seem more scary than it is.
Can I ask why you choose this method?

I know a lot of Catholic do it for mainly religious reasons but I think there has been an increase in non-Catholics using it because of the whole "it's natural" thing. So, what's up?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:21 AM   #26
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so exactly are these signs? do her boobs swell, or does she get some kind of red splotchiness somewhere?
Dude, you don't even wanna know.
I had not idea what kinda stuff goes on "down there" and I kinda wish I didn't.

Let's just say it has to do with mucous.
And temperature.
It's pretty amazing, actually. New found respect for Biology/Human Body.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:23 AM   #27
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super oozier than usual girly fluids. it's pretty neat actually.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:25 AM   #28
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Can I ask why you choose this method?

I know a lot of Catholic do it for mainly religious reasons but I think there has been an increase in non-Catholics using it because of the whole "it's natural" thing. So, what's up?
I hate taking pills every day. I am bad about remembering them and that makes the birth control pretty much useless anyway.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:28 AM   #29
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I hate taking pills every day. I am bad about remembering them and that makes the birth control pretty much useless anyway.
so how did you learn this method?
Do you take your temp or just do the ooziness observation?
We've got a whole chart for temps and plotting a graph and all this - seems way more complex than taking a pill.
sorry if this is too personal

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:32 AM   #30
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I am very very very regular so the ummm ooziness factor is a pretty clear sign. I usually give a day or two on either end of that too just to be safe. If for some reason my cycle goes crazy and I misjudge then I guess it was time for me to get pregnant anyway. But thats pretty unlikely

 
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