So I bought The Hipster Handbook and Foodcourt Druids the other day

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 01:13 AM

$6.77 total for both on the discount rack at barnes and noble.

If you think hipsters are emo fucks who can drink, this thing is hillarious. If you're a hipster in denial this book ought to embarass you into selling your chuck tailors and get you to stop wearing cabbie hats and oversized sunglasses. Possibly even get you to stop putting gel in your hair.

http://www.amazon.com/Hipster-Handbo...ews/1400032016

same guy is writing a book about the backpack culture. I got about 8 friends who will be getting that for christmas in hopes they'll lay off RJD2's nuts.

sickbadthing · 08-23-2007, 01:38 AM

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 01:39 AM

who i windfucker? that chat is interesting

redbull · 08-23-2007, 01:41 AM

Geek USA · 08-23-2007, 01:42 AM

smurfing · 08-23-2007, 09:02 AM

in before "the hipster handbook is out of date" as well as "noone says the hipster handbook is out of date anymore"

ohnoitsbonnie · 08-23-2007, 09:03 AM

I'm gonna puke

Luke de Spa · 08-23-2007, 09:04 AM

is there any way for the server to auto-selleck pkphuoko threads

Trotskilicious · 08-23-2007, 09:40 AM

god i fucking HATE you hoolio

Luke de Spa · 08-23-2007, 09:43 AM

racist

Caine Walker · 08-23-2007, 11:58 AM

"gel in your hair"? what?

celluloid_love · 08-23-2007, 12:11 PM

what does windfucker have to do with this thread

Boycott Graceland · 08-23-2007, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PkPhuoko

If you're a hipster in denial this book ought to embarass you into selling your chuck tailors and get you to stop wearing cabbie hats and oversized sunglasses.

what the fuck, are you talking about hipsters from 1996?

Boycott Graceland · 08-23-2007, 05:41 PM

cause actually it just sounds like you're describing ska fans, not hipsters

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 06:17 PM

1996 hipster style is the new hipster style again. Because 2004/5 hipster style is now old and played out.

Time to break out the members only jackets again

Boycott Graceland · 08-23-2007, 06:19 PM

interesting

tell me more of your thoughts about fashion

also, where are you from

Nate the Grate · 08-23-2007, 06:27 PM

What's the backpack culture? I own a backpack. Am I part of this culture? That'd be cool, to be a part of a culture.

Oh, and I currently have gel in my hair, because the woman who cut my hair today put it in. She was all "I'm going to put gel in your hair", and I was all "Uh, alright". I still have her the tip, though.

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

interesting

tell me more of your thoughts about fashion

also, where are you from

I am from DFW the land of GeekUSA

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

What's the backpack culture? I own a backpack. Am I part of this culture? That'd be cool, to be a part of a culture.

Oh, and I currently have gel in my hair, because the woman who cut my hair today put it in. She was all "I'm going to put gel in your hair", and I was all "Uh, alright". I still have her the tip, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backpacker_%28term%29

dean_r_koontz · 08-23-2007, 06:44 PM

that phpuoko has had sex even once makes me fear the future of humanity

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

that phpuoko has had sex even once makes me fear the future of humanity

can i do you in the butt?

can I at least just put the head in for a second? I swear I won't ask you again till you're ready.

dean_r_koontz · 08-23-2007, 06:49 PM

i imagine that i can take a bunch of jews with me to antartica and start up a new civilisation. in ten years time we will have created the technology to turn ourselves into beings of pure energy and then leave the rest of humanity to listen to dub step and have sex with pkphuoko

I'm Hardcore · 08-23-2007, 06:54 PM

i'm convinced

Boycott Graceland · 08-23-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

i imagine that i can take a bunch of jews with me to antartica and start up a new civilisation. in ten years time we will have created the technology to turn ourselves into beings of pure energy and then leave the rest of humanity to listen to dub step and have sex with pkphuoko

you just blew my mind

texas dudes resort to assfucking as a threat very quickly in verbal confrontations, i've noticed

I'm Hardcore · 08-23-2007, 07:31 PM

did you not see Deliverance, BC?

PkPhuoko · 08-23-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

you just blew my mind

texas dudes resort to assfucking as a threat very quickly in verbal confrontations, i've noticed

it was a request

Boycott Graceland · 08-23-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

did you not see Deliverance, BC?

you're right, i guess they're more like promises than threats

maybe we're witnessing some genuine affection here

Luke de Spa · 08-23-2007, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

did you not see Deliverance, BC?

what's that got to do with texas

Boycott Graceland · 08-23-2007, 08:19 PM

i believe he's implying that people with southern accents are similar to the kindly backwoods folk in that motion picture

I'm Hardcore · 08-23-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

i believe he's implying that people with southern accents are similar to the kindly backwoods folk in that motion picture

LDS knows this, but LDS is of superior intellect to me, you see. And he likes to assert this. Gorilla in the forest, you might say

08-23-2007, 01:13 AM	#1
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	So I bought The Hipster Handbook and Foodcourt Druids the other day $6.77 total for both on the discount rack at barnes and noble. If you think hipsters are emo fucks who can drink, this thing is hillarious. If you're a hipster in denial this book ought to embarass you into selling your chuck tailors and get you to stop wearing cabbie hats and oversized sunglasses. Possibly even get you to stop putting gel in your hair. http://www.amazon.com/Hipster-Handbo...ews/1400032016 same guy is writing a book about the backpack culture. I got about 8 friends who will be getting that for christmas in hopes they'll lay off RJD2's nuts.

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08-23-2007, 01:39 AM	#3
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	who i windfucker? that chat is interesting

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smurfing Apocalyptic Poster Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,360	in before "the hipster handbook is out of date" as well as "noone says the hipster handbook is out of date anymore"

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Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	is there any way for the server to auto-selleck pkphuoko threads

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08-23-2007, 12:11 PM	#12
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,225	what does windfucker have to do with this thread

08-23-2007, 05:41 PM	#14
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	cause actually it just sounds like you're describing ska fans, not hipsters

08-23-2007, 06:17 PM	#15
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	1996 hipster style is the new hipster style again. Because 2004/5 hipster style is now old and played out. Time to break out the members only jackets again

08-23-2007, 06:19 PM	#16
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	interesting tell me more of your thoughts about fashion also, where are you from

08-23-2007, 06:27 PM	#17
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	What's the backpack culture? I own a backpack. Am I part of this culture? That'd be cool, to be a part of a culture. Oh, and I currently have gel in my hair, because the woman who cut my hair today put it in. She was all "I'm going to put gel in your hair", and I was all "Uh, alright". I still have her the tip, though.

08-23-2007, 06:44 PM	#20
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	that phpuoko has had sex even once makes me fear the future of humanity

08-23-2007, 06:49 PM	#22
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	i imagine that i can take a bunch of jews with me to antartica and start up a new civilisation. in ten years time we will have created the technology to turn ourselves into beings of pure energy and then leave the rest of humanity to listen to dub step and have sex with pkphuoko

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I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	i'm convinced

08-23-2007, 07:31 PM	#25
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	did you not see Deliverance, BC?

08-23-2007, 08:19 PM	#29
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	i believe he's implying that people with southern accents are similar to the kindly backwoods folk in that motion picture