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Apocalyptic Poster
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what stupid things should i keep in mind to keep her liking me.
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Minion of Satan
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like her in return?
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don't wear her underwear... right away.
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spanish harlem mona lisa
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kiss her
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spanish harlem mona lisa
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well make the first move.
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got it.
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i dintd kiss my g/f first the guy dfoes tnay have to amke the firsst move this isnt the 50s this isnt casablanca these tgdender roles are otuddated
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charm
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"u gots a purty mouf"
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spanish harlem mona lisa
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sounds like he's not so into it
but he can't say no i don't mean anything negative by that |
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Out fart the hottie!
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ooh ooh john you should go tell one of her friends that you think she's cute and then the friend will tell her and she'll know that you think she's cute!
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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charm
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Immortal
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I am okay with it becuase he is pretty shy with that stuff. |
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Braindead
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Punch her in the arm a lot, push her down on the playground, put chewing gum in her hair, don't ever let her win at four square and wall ball. You know, the usual tactics-- they work like a charm.
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Immortal
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make her feel wanted and pretty
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Braindead
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Don't forget to tell her she smells bad, pick something about her physical appearance to make fun of on a constant basis, and... Oh yeah, relentlessly insist that your dad could beat up her dad.
She'll get the picture. |
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huh
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j/k |
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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keep her self esteem low so that she'll never think anyone else woudl want her
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Braindead
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After you've done all that stuff I mentioned before, seal the deal by tweaking her nipples.
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Immortal
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Braindead
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Hey, who's actually a woman here?
Tweak 'em, Bawnzore. Tweak 'em real good. |
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Minion of Satan
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yeah, this
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