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Old 08-22-2007, 11:08 AM   #1
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Default so this girl may possibly like me

what stupid things should i keep in mind to keep her liking me.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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like her in return?

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:13 AM   #3
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don't wear her underwear... right away.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:14 AM   #4
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kiss her

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:30 AM   #5
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kiss her
thats it huh

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:31 AM   #6
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well make the first move.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:32 AM   #7
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got it.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:37 AM   #8
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i dintd kiss my g/f first the guy dfoes tnay have to amke the firsst move this isnt the 50s this isnt casablanca these tgdender roles are otuddated

 
Old 08-22-2007, 11:40 AM   #9
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i dintd kiss my g/f first the guy dfoes tnay have to amke the firsst move this isnt the 50s this isnt casablanca these tgdender roles are otuddated
could your spelling be any worse if you were jerking off with the other hand while typing?

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:42 AM   #10
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"u gots a purty mouf"

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:45 AM   #11
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i dintd kiss my g/f first the guy dfoes tnay have to amke the firsst move this isnt the 50s this isnt casablanca these tgdender roles are otuddated
i made all the first moves with greg. kissed first. propositioned sex first. asked "so, are we like bf and gf?" first. said i love you first. i suggested we move in together. and deep down, it kinda bothers me. i feel like i'm gonna be the one who proposes to him.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:50 AM   #12
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sounds like he's not so into it
but he can't say no

i don't mean anything negative by that

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:54 AM   #13
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could your spelling be any worse if you were jerking off with the other hand while typing?
whatasa reyoure fucking problem

 
Old 08-22-2007, 11:54 AM   #14
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ooh ooh john you should go tell one of her friends that you think she's cute and then the friend will tell her and she'll know that you think she's cute!

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:56 AM   #15
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ooh ooh john you should go tell one of her friends that you think she's cute and then the friend will tell her and she'll know that you think she's cute!
ooh, good one. must remember this.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:57 AM   #16
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ooh ooh john you should go tell one of her friends that you think she's cute and then the friend will tell her and she'll know that you think she's cute!
next step = hot fucking

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:08 PM   #17
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whatasa reyoure fucking problem
hey whatever floats your boat

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:14 PM   #18
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i made all the first moves with greg. kissed first. propositioned sex first. asked "so, are we like bf and gf?" first. said i love you first. i suggested we move in together. and deep down, it kinda bothers me. i feel like i'm gonna be the one who proposes to him.
same here except the i love you and we dont live together.

I am okay with it becuase he is pretty shy with that stuff.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:20 PM   #19
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Punch her in the arm a lot, push her down on the playground, put chewing gum in her hair, don't ever let her win at four square and wall ball. You know, the usual tactics-- they work like a charm.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:20 PM   #20
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make her feel wanted and pretty

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:22 PM   #21
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Don't forget to tell her she smells bad, pick something about her physical appearance to make fun of on a constant basis, and... Oh yeah, relentlessly insist that your dad could beat up her dad.

She'll get the picture.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:28 PM   #22
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I am okay with it becuase he is pretty shy with that stuff.
unless he's with a hooker in vegas











j/k

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:38 PM   #23
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keep her self esteem low so that she'll never think anyone else woudl want her

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:39 PM   #24
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After you've done all that stuff I mentioned before, seal the deal by tweaking her nipples.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:39 PM   #25
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keep her self esteem low so that she'll never think anyone else woudl want her
Pretty much the bottom line, here.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:41 PM   #26
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After you've done all that stuff I mentioned before, seal the deal by tweaking her nipples.
dont do this, women dislike this

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:53 PM   #27
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Hey, who's actually a woman here?

Tweak 'em, Bawnzore. Tweak 'em real good.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:56 PM   #28
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i made all the first moves with greg. kissed first. propositioned sex first. asked "so, are we like bf and gf?" first. said i love you first. i suggested we move in together. and deep down, it kinda bothers me. i feel like i'm gonna be the one who proposes to him.
It was like this with me and my last ex... I grew to really hate that I always did fucking everything and she barely did anything at all.

 
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:04 PM   #29
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yeah, this

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Old 08-22-2007, 01:07 PM   #30
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keep her self esteem low so that she'll never think anyone else woudl want her
funny part is you're not joking like kimmy is.

 
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