my girlfriend just broke up with me

redbreegull · 08-22-2007, 01:43 AM

seeing that in writing is very strange

I'm Hardcore · 08-22-2007, 01:44 AM

what did you do wrong?

BinLadensBeard · 08-22-2007, 01:45 AM

http://sbcb.bioch.ox.ac.uk/oliver/Pr...ritz_start.jpg

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-22-2007, 01:46 AM

I like his "enima" brand shorts.

neopryn · 08-22-2007, 01:46 AM

never get involved with Puerto Rican women. they will destroy your soul.

stephanie says · 08-22-2007, 01:47 AM

sorry dude

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-22-2007, 01:47 AM

Have we learned nothing from the movie White Men Can't Jump?

waltermcphilp · 08-22-2007, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

never get involved with women. they will destroy your soul.

fixed.

I'm Hardcore · 08-22-2007, 01:48 AM

a man who lets a woman destroy his soul really isnt a man at all

redbreegull · 08-22-2007, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

what did you do wrong?

Absolutely nothing. She needs to be free. She needs to experience things single. For ten months I have been an outstanding boyfriend, probably better than she is likely to find anywhere else.

I'm Hardcore · 08-22-2007, 01:50 AM

for once, i will hold back my tendency to ridicule. sorry, man.

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-22-2007, 01:51 AM

Women eh? uggh

waltermcphilp · 08-22-2007, 01:51 AM

use your new freedom to bang all her hot friends and if there is time, bang the not so hot ones.

redbreegull · 08-22-2007, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

for once, i will hold back my tendency to ridicule. sorry, man.

Posting about it almost seems to make it official. Nothing ever really happens if it isn't recorded in the annals of Netphoria after all.

D. · 08-22-2007, 01:52 AM

i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull.

i'm losing my mind in my old age.

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-22-2007, 01:54 AM

Just think how much more of Netphoria you are going to forget as you cram your mind full of knowledge D.

redbreegull · 08-22-2007, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Just think how much more of Netphoria you are going to forget as you cram your mind full of knowledge D.

I'd be more afraid of forgetting things in the real world to make room for Netphoria.

D. · 08-22-2007, 01:56 AM

lol

maybe thursday i will learn about how to click on Internet Explorer

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-22-2007, 01:58 AM

Soon you will have all the tools needed to browse the internet!

TuralyonW3 · 08-22-2007, 01:59 AM

redbull

Aeroplane · 08-22-2007, 02:01 AM

time to join the other side! muuuuahahahahahaha.

D. · 08-22-2007, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Soon you will have all the tools needed to browse the internet!

ahahahaha

darcyismybass · 08-22-2007, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull.

i'm losing my mind in my old age.

It was.

waltermcphilp · 08-22-2007, 02:20 AM

did you get any 'goodbye' sex?

duovamp · 08-22-2007, 02:23 AM

Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?

D. · 08-22-2007, 02:25 AM

oh, so this is a parody thread?

D. · 08-22-2007, 02:25 AM

f it, i'm sooutofit

waltermcphilp · 08-22-2007, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?

all of the above.

ohnoitsbonnie · 08-22-2007, 02:43 AM

Who is the troll here

darcyismybass · 08-22-2007, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?

Girls are fucking stupid.

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waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	use your new freedom to bang all her hot friends and if there is time, bang the not so hot ones.

08-22-2007, 01:52 AM	#15
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull. i'm losing my mind in my old age.

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Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Just think how much more of Netphoria you are going to forget as you cram your mind full of knowledge D.

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D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	lol maybe thursday i will learn about how to click on Internet Explorer

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Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Soon you will have all the tools needed to browse the internet!

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Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	time to join the other side! muuuuahahahahahaha.

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D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	oh, so this is a parody thread?

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