Does choking turn you on?

Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
Thnx, that is really what I meant to say. !.

No problem.

Choking is like training wheels for people who don't know how to hold their own breath. Freaks.

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i'm not into it but i read an article where the only way this chick can get off is if her partner is choking her...strange.

Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
Thnx, that is really what I meant to say. !.

Try doing it on a chair, and when you start to orgasm lean right back so all the blood rushes to your head - same idea, maybe a little safer (and less likely to give you bruises all over your neck if you get carried away)

Originally posted by DeviousJ:

THNX.
I've done that before, and it was good. We never get too carried away... I mean, aside from that time that I had to be given mouth-to-mouth to be revived. I mean, dick to mouth. I mean. :x

Originally posted by THRILLHO:
i'm listening to 'oops, oh my' by tweet and am getting totally fucking horny. this is the hottest song ever, seriously.

*giggles*

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SweetieCuntPieHuggieButt: What's the matter?
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My throat hurts, stop making me laugh

Originally posted by Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR:

*Sheds a tear*. That was beautiful. However, that has nothing to do with choking. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
My throat hurts, stop making me laugh

Are you sure that's from laughing? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

Originally posted by Lie:
Are you sure that's from laughing? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

You just stop that, missy. Eyes away from the avatar, eyes away from the avatar...

Originally posted by 13:
Choking is like training wheels for people who don't know how to hold their own breath. Freaks.

i knew this person, a doctor, who once told me that he liked to hyperventilate when he was masturbating, like a puppy. he got very scientific about it. he said that hyperventilating decreases the ionized calcium in the blood, alters neural conductivity, does this, does that. i tried it once. he said when you're almost there, after panting and panting, he-a-he-a-he-a, you're supposed to do this thing called a Valsalva, which is where you take a breath and you clamp your throat shut and push hard, and if you do it right, you're supposed to have a mindblowing orgasm -- tingling extremities, tingling roots of your hair, tingling teeth, i don't know, the whole business...

still. there's a deliciousness to having a thumb pressed lightly in the hollow of the throat and fingers curled gently around.

though the word choking itself brings to mind a sort of spluttery drowning kind of messiness. and asphyxiation too clinical. feh.

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what she asked of me at the end of the day,
caligula would have blushed.

i don't know. it sounds sort of interesting. i have kind of a thing for bloodletting, so who knows? once i actually get a boyfriend or something maybe i can try it.

Originally posted by jenniferkate:
i knew this person, a doctor, who once told me that he liked to hyperventilate when he was masturbating, like a puppy. he got very scientific about it. he said that hyperventilating decreases the ionized calcium in the blood, alters neural conductivity, does this, does that. i tried it once. he said when you're almost there, after panting and panting, he-a-he-a-he-a, you're supposed to do this thing called a Valsalva, which is where you take a breath and you clamp your throat shut and push hard, and if you do it right, you're supposed to have a mindblowing orgasm -- tingling extremities, tingling roots of your hair, tingling teeth, i don't know, the whole business...

still. there's a deliciousness to having a thumb pressed lightly in the hollow of the throat and fingers curled gently around.

though the word choking itself brings to mind a sort of spluttery drowning kind of messiness. and asphyxiation too clinical. feh.

Panic attacks and orgams are more closely related than you think.

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I like this topic.

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