Question for the Men - Talking Urinals

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 04:58 PM

When you pee in a urinal, do you aim for the sides or for the water? Does it make a difference if there's a urinal cake? How about a talking urinal cake?

I usually aim for the side because I don't like to sound of splattering pee in the water. Also, if there's a mesh, the pee sprays everywhere. However, if there was a talking urinal cake, I'd aim right for it.

smurfing · 08-17-2007, 04:59 PM

stock thread

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM

ahahahahah:

waltermcphilp · 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM

i sit down to pee.

Mayfuck · 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfing

stock thread

yeah. i wonder if aeroplane's script writing is as original

scouse_dave · 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM

I am for the backwall...15 degrees from the horizontal.

RopeyLopey · 08-17-2007, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by scouse_dave

I am for the backwall...15 degrees from the horizontal.

I am on this team, too.

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayfuck

yeah. i wonder if aeroplane's script writing is as original

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Nimrod's Son · 08-17-2007, 05:13 PM

I just pee towards the middle. Sometimes if there's a cigarette or whatever in one (not often in CA) i'll play "move the cig." I just like the barrier wall because of the cock peekers

silent_brian13 · 08-17-2007, 05:15 PM

pee wherever i think i'll get the least spray back.

wHATcOLOR · 08-17-2007, 05:16 PM

i usually bring a clipboard with me which i hold at a funny angle and try to bank the stream off the clipboard and into the urinal

Nimrod's Son · 08-17-2007, 05:23 PM

btw was really hoping this thread was about someone who invented a talking urinal

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 05:25 PM

well since they're stealing the talking urinal cakes, i'm sure that's next.

this could be your big break, Nimmy.

scouse_dave · 08-17-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

I just pee towards the middle. Sometimes if there's a cigarette or whatever in one (not often in CA) i'll play "move the cig."

That game gets more entertaining as you get increasingly drunk.

RopeyLopey · 08-17-2007, 05:38 PM

Have you guys known there are female urinals as well?

Friend she took a pic of the instructions for me:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../femurinal.jpg

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 05:43 PM

how's that really any different from a toilet? they're still having to squat.

bardy · 08-17-2007, 05:45 PM

what are urinal cakes?

RopeyLopey · 08-17-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

how's that really any different from a toilet? they're still having to squat.

it's smaller and they don't sit down. I had a pic of that thing somewhere, too, I might find it.

emancipation is creeping everywhere!

Mayfuck · 08-17-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bardy

what are urinal cakes?

a delectable pastry

BumbleBeeMouth · 08-17-2007, 05:50 PM

I dont use urinals.

Tchocky · 08-17-2007, 06:06 PM

I am honored to accept your waste.

RopeyLopey · 08-17-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

I dont use urinals.

you're a pussy.

Mablak · 08-17-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

it's smaller and they don't sit down. I had a pic of that thing somewhere, too, I might find it.

emancipation is creeping everywhere!

Who sits down to go to the bathroom anyway, squatting is much more convenient. For squatters the female urinal is totally pointless.

neopryn · 08-17-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

Have you guys known there are female urinals as well?

Friend she took a pic of the instructions for me:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../femurinal.jpg

interesting that they thought it necessary to diagram the toilet paper bit. you'd think most people would have that down by now.

RopeyLopey · 08-17-2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by neopryn

interesting that they thought it necessary to diagram the toilet paper bit. you'd think most people would have that down by now.

maybe they just wanted to indicate what they shall do with the paper - I still couldn't find the picture, but that urinal is definitely way way smaller than a normal toilet, so some might hesitate to throw the paper into that.

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 06:29 PM

maybe it's to let the women know that unlike male urinals, you can actually throw paper down this one.

RopeyLopey · 08-17-2007, 06:29 PM

high-five

Aeroplane · 08-17-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

maybe they just wanted to indicate what they shall do with the paper - I still couldn't find the picture, but that urinal is definitely way way smaller than a normal toilet, so some might hesitate to throw the paper into that.

oooh, you're fast.

bardy · 08-17-2007, 06:30 PM

what's a urinal cake?

neopryn · 08-17-2007, 06:30 PM

yeah i guess i was just thrown off because it looks like an actual toilet.

women's bathrooms are such a mystery.

08-17-2007, 04:58 PM	#1
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	Question for the Men - Talking Urinals When you pee in a urinal, do you aim for the sides or for the water? Does it make a difference if there's a urinal cake? How about a talking urinal cake? I usually aim for the side because I don't like to sound of splattering pee in the water. Also, if there's a mesh, the pee sprays everywhere. However, if there was a talking urinal cake, I'd aim right for it.

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08-17-2007, 04:59 PM	#2
smurfing Apocalyptic Poster Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,360	stock thread

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Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	ahahahahah:

08-17-2007, 05:00 PM	#4
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08-17-2007, 05:00 PM	#6
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	I am for the backwall...15 degrees from the horizontal.

08-17-2007, 05:13 PM	#9
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I just pee towards the middle. Sometimes if there's a cigarette or whatever in one (not often in CA) i'll play "move the cig." I just like the barrier wall because of the cock peekers

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silent_brian13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: san diego Posts: 1,435	pee wherever i think i'll get the least spray back.

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wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i usually bring a clipboard with me which i hold at a funny angle and try to bank the stream off the clipboard and into the urinal

08-17-2007, 05:23 PM	#12
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	btw was really hoping this thread was about someone who invented a talking urinal

08-17-2007, 05:25 PM	#13
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	well since they're stealing the talking urinal cakes, i'm sure that's next. this could be your big break, Nimmy.

08-17-2007, 05:38 PM	#15
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	Have you guys known there are female urinals as well? Friend she took a pic of the instructions for me: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../femurinal.jpg

08-17-2007, 05:43 PM	#16
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	how's that really any different from a toilet? they're still having to squat.

08-17-2007, 05:45 PM	#17
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	what are urinal cakes?

08-17-2007, 05:50 PM	#20
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	I dont use urinals.

08-17-2007, 06:06 PM	#21
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	I am honored to accept your waste.

08-17-2007, 06:29 PM	#26
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	maybe it's to let the women know that unlike male urinals, you can actually throw paper down this one.

08-17-2007, 06:30 PM	#29
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	what's a urinal cake?

08-17-2007, 06:30 PM	#30
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	yeah i guess i was just thrown off because it looks like an actual toilet. women's bathrooms are such a mystery.