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Demi-God
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Another rave review...
http://www.filter-mag.com/index.php?id=14913&c=3 Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist - Reprise Filter Grade: 67% by Nevin Martell | 07.13.2007 Billy Corgan loves the number seven to a ridiculous degree. On the Smashing Pumpkins’ debut, Gish, “Snail” (the seventh track!) opens with the couplet, “All your seven dreams/Look close, son, and you’ll believe,” and on the MACHINA-era rarity “Here’s the Atom Bomb” he declares, “Seven is all you seek.” Finally, on Zwan’s under-appreciated Mary Star of the Sea, he portentously proclaimed, “For seven years, seven days and seven hours/I took my chances.” And now—seven years since the last Smashing Pumpkins album—the Smashing Pumpkins return on 07.07.07 with the smugly-titled Zeitgeist. Coincidence, or some grand conspiracy? You be the judge. Beyond hypothetical questions of Matrix-like proportions, one has to ask if this is even really the return of the Pumpkins. Version 3.0 is merely Billy and drummer Jimmy Chamberlin, because, sadly, original guitarist James Iha and bassist D’Arcy Wretzky are nowhere to be found (replacement bassist Melissa Auf der Maur is AWOL, too). Also gone are the dreamy, stoner landscapes of Gish, the fine-tuned extravagance of Siamese Dream and the sprawling ambition of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, replaced by the simple, bludgeoning sound of a megalomaniac, his guitar and his drummer. This is Smashing Pumpkins in name alone. Opening with the pounding gloom of “Doomsday Clock,” Zeitgeist sets its dulled and repetitive tone from the get-go. Sure, it rocks, but it’s Big Dumb Rock in the worst possible way. The lead single, “Tarantula,” courts modern rock radio on such a base level that it’s hard to believe that this is the same group that once opened the MTV Music Awards by performing “Tonight, Tonight” with a symphony orchestra. Corgan’s deft ear for a melody has slithered off into the ether (there’s nothing as catchy as “Cherub Rock” or “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” here) and the choruses wouldn’t be worthy of a My Chemical Romance B-side. Though there are a few bright moments here—the jubilant, Zwan-esque “That’s the Way” and the anthemic mantra “Bring the Light”—Zeitgeist is mostly a grinding, straightforward affair that demonstrates none of the innovation and vision of the band’s previous efforts. Though it was produced by both Roy Thomas Baker (Queen, the Cars) and Terry Date (Pantera, Rob Zombie), it would seem that Date’s sonic aesthetic won over for the most part, though the appropriately-titled parting shot, “Pomp and Circumstance,” harkens back to the Mellon Collie glory days of strings and things. Ultimately, Zeitgeist just sounds like a man trying to cash in on a legacy, because this LP would tank if it was merely Billy’s second solo outing (remember how well his first one did?). It’s just sad that we waited this long for something this disappointing. We’d gladly wait another seven years, seven days and seven hours for an album that lived up to the true potential of the Smashing Pumpkins. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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"the choruses wouldn’t be worthy of a My Chemical Romance B-side."
I read this in Barnes & Noble the other day and choked on my coffee. True story. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Another accurate review. I agree with it.
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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
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good review.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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thats one of the harshest reviews ive read of it with one of the highest ratings ive seen
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Fall In Hate With Me
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Immortal
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how can journalists for such big publications have such horribly shoddy research and typos
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Apocalyptic Poster
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i like how all of these reviews are hung up on d'arcy and iha, as though they lent a distinct sound to everything. i realize they had their contributions in arguments, but let's get real - d'arcy and iha aren't forces to be reckoned with in music. you take eddie van halen out of van halen and you'd notice the guitar change, or take neil peart out of rush, etc.
i'm used to reviews like this because it's hip to trash the pumpkins now, just like before. oh well. and yeah, the 7.7.07 thing - way to contribute factual info lousy lazy reviewer. |
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Minion of Satan
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These reviews just get more and more ridiculous. 7 shades of black is catchy, most of the album is. This isn't big dumb rock, it's fucking intelligently designed rock and the pumpkins use buildups better than any other band, e.g. at the end of Starz. No other band is going to give people rock this well crafted. How MCR can be equated with the pumpkins is beyond me. Pomp + Circumstances is nothing like MCIS material.
To point out every flaw in these reviews would take forever. Obviously you can't hear Billy's ego on the album, or hear the sound of a man cashing in on his legacy, that arises entirely from Billy's image. If a band came out of nowhere and made this album, reviewers would love it. I question whether some of these guys even listened to the album in full, you wouldn't really have to to write this review. |
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Ownz
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That's coming from a magazine named after one of the shittiest bands ever.
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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Braindead
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but if he is such a clueless hack "journalist", how did he know about Billy's old nickname?
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Ultimately, this review just sounds like a man trying to cash in on a trashing someone's legacy, because this article would tank if it was merely about Billy’s music. It’s just sad that we spent this long reading another review that's this disappointing by a reviewer this shitty. We’d gladly wait another seven years, seven days and seven hours for a review that lived up to the true potential of critical integrity.
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This review reads a hell of a lot harsher than the Pitchfork review, but the rating is better.
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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
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Apocalyptic Poster
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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
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he is trashing the legacy though.
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Plus, I was obviously trying to be clever by taking the reviewers words and slightly altering them to insult him instead of the Pumpkins. I obviously failed. |
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My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
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My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
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My Fiesta Name is Pendejo
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we're sort of on the same side but i don't really think this is a different band.
i was digging tarantula but the whole album is just weak as baby stool. |
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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
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i'm glad u can see that rhino.
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BEAST JESUS
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i wub you all
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