Has anyone slept on your couch for a long period of time? - Page 2

theFoulLasagna · 07-10-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

carve a pumpkin, stab a knife into it with a note that says "you". leave it on the couch.

ha, i used to love those, too.

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 05:05 PM

i couldn't do that to the gerbil!

Ol' Couch Ass · 07-10-2007, 05:05 PM

A dead prostitute should do the trick.

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 05:06 PM

i dont know any

Ol' Couch Ass · 07-10-2007, 05:08 PM

Every town has a skid row....go find it and offer one of the nice girls some coke cut with rat poison. It's OK because she was already dead on the inside.

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 05:11 PM

ok so i'm going to start leaving forks and weird things in the couch and if that doesn't work i'll just get drunk and start screaming everything i've politely ignored for months now

Nimrod's Son · 07-10-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin xp

i dont know any

take some pills and lay down on the couch

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 05:23 PM

Nimrod's Son · 07-10-2007, 05:32 PM

You really do not want to take this path.

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 06:43 PM

then don't push me to PM plenty of people where you used to work along with a name of your ex coworker or anything else i happen to find on the internet about it.

leave me alone and there won't be a problem.

avian chaos · 07-10-2007, 07:12 PM

I think the real question here is why does Kristin leave the kitchen light on? She musn't care about the environment much.

avian chaos · 07-10-2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

You really do not want to take this path.

lol. I have no idea what's going on here, but the Mr. Dad tone really suits you.

bardy · 07-10-2007, 07:14 PM

he deleted two of her posts

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 07:14 PM

i walked through to get a poptart and got water in my room then when i came back out the light was off and i stubbed my toe on the chair by the light.
so i was pissed

waltermcphilp · 07-10-2007, 07:16 PM

ladies, now that i have all of you here, how do we kill superman?

Nimrod's Son · 07-10-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin xp

then don't push me to PM plenty of people where you used to work along with a name of your ex coworker or anything else i happen to find on the internet about it.

leave me alone and there won't be a problem.

Push you? Go fuck yourself, cunt. If you try any of those tactics again, I will make your life a living hell. You got off easy last time.

avian chaos · 07-10-2007, 10:44 PM

Uh oh. Dad looks like he's getting ready to revoke some privileges over here.

spring · 07-10-2007, 10:59 PM

this is so not funny anymore

waltermcphilp · 07-10-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spring

this is so not funny anymore

im scared, hold me.

bardy · 07-10-2007, 11:05 PM

dont worry guys nimmy can bluff

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

Push you? Go fuck yourself, cunt. If you try any of those tactics again, I will make your life a living hell. You got off easy last time.

oh no! what are you gonna do!

just put me on ignore, and that will solve everything.

you know i'm telling the truth too.

kristin xp · 07-10-2007, 11:07 PM

i can't believe in a stupid thread like this he comes in here and threatens me like this. fucking netphoria

Mayfuck · 07-10-2007, 11:14 PM

i got yo back kj

IamJuan · 07-10-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

carve a pumpkin, stab a knife into it with a note that says "you". leave it on the couch.

I'd go with this method as well

Shapan · 07-11-2007, 12:00 AM

haha "make your life a living hell"

you'll never use a computer again

kristin xp · 07-11-2007, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Shapan

haha "make your life a living hell"

you'll never use a computer again

yeah i really don't see how he could. i mean he must really want to hide something if he's threatening that from a stupid message board.
however, i did happen upon some recent info that would be preeeetty awful if it got in the wrong hands, but i'm just hoping he'll wise up and block me or leave me alone before i have to do anything.
i mean banning me would be the first step in getting all of this shit strewn across wherever i could post it.

just hit ignore and this will alllll go away.

kristin xp · 07-11-2007, 02:20 AM

oh update.
i talked to her and made fun of her for sleeping on the couch so there is still a bit of humor on the boards about it.
i said 'oh let me make up your bed' and moved a pillow. then made fun of the noise she made when i turned on the light in the kitchen and told her about how i stubbed my toe. so apparently it is a claustrophobia thing and she likes to fall asleep to the tv too.

so yeah she chose to sleep in the living room and i'll turn the light off when i'm not in it, but i need to see for breakfast and shit so she'll deal with it. yay compromise.

Nimrod's Son · 07-11-2007, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin xp

yeah i really don't see how he could. i mean he must really want to hide something if he's threatening that from a stupid message board.
however, i did happen upon some recent info that would be preeeetty awful if it got in the wrong hands, but i'm just hoping he'll wise up and block me or leave me alone before i have to do anything.
i mean banning me would be the first step in getting all of this shit strewn across wherever i could post it.

just hit ignore and this will alllll go away.

You're lucky I deleted your posts, but keep on boasting about your bullshit, whore.

kristin xp · 07-11-2007, 02:33 AM

why haven't you ever put me on ignore if i bother you that much

reallllll easy dude

Nimrod's Son · 07-11-2007, 02:38 AM

Admin. Can't ignore.

Also you're kind of a breath of fresh air because your stupidity makes everyone else I meet seem a bit more intelligent.

07-10-2007, 05:05 PM	#32
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	i couldn't do that to the gerbil!

07-10-2007, 05:05 PM	#33
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	A dead prostitute should do the trick.

07-10-2007, 05:06 PM	#34
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	i dont know any

07-10-2007, 05:08 PM	#35
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Every town has a skid row....go find it and offer one of the nice girls some coke cut with rat poison. It's OK because she was already dead on the inside.

07-10-2007, 05:11 PM	#36
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	ok so i'm going to start leaving forks and weird things in the couch and if that doesn't work i'll just get drunk and start screaming everything i've politely ignored for months now

07-10-2007, 05:23 PM	#38
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333

07-10-2007, 05:32 PM	#39
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	You really do not want to take this path.

07-10-2007, 06:43 PM	#40
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	then don't push me to PM plenty of people where you used to work along with a name of your ex coworker or anything else i happen to find on the internet about it. leave me alone and there won't be a problem.

07-10-2007, 07:12 PM	#41
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	I think the real question here is why does Kristin leave the kitchen light on? She musn't care about the environment much.

07-10-2007, 07:14 PM	#43
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	he deleted two of her posts

07-10-2007, 07:16 PM	#45
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	ladies, now that i have all of you here, how do we kill superman?

07-10-2007, 10:44 PM	#47
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	Uh oh. Dad looks like he's getting ready to revoke some privileges over here.

07-10-2007, 10:59 PM	#48
spring die 'til it doesn't hurt Posts: 7,475	this is so not funny anymore

07-10-2007, 11:05 PM	#50
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	dont worry guys nimmy can bluff

07-10-2007, 11:07 PM	#52
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	i can't believe in a stupid thread like this he comes in here and threatens me like this. fucking netphoria

07-10-2007, 11:14 PM	#53
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	i got yo back kj

07-11-2007, 12:00 AM	#55
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	haha "make your life a living hell" you'll never use a computer again

07-11-2007, 02:20 AM	#57
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	oh update. i talked to her and made fun of her for sleeping on the couch so there is still a bit of humor on the boards about it. i said 'oh let me make up your bed' and moved a pillow. then made fun of the noise she made when i turned on the light in the kitchen and told her about how i stubbed my toe. so apparently it is a claustrophobia thing and she likes to fall asleep to the tv too. so yeah she chose to sleep in the living room and i'll turn the light off when i'm not in it, but i need to see for breakfast and shit so she'll deal with it. yay compromise.

07-11-2007, 02:33 AM	#59
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	why haven't you ever put me on ignore if i bother you that much reallllll easy dude

07-11-2007, 02:38 AM	#60
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Admin. Can't ignore. Also you're kind of a breath of fresh air because your stupidity makes everyone else I meet seem a bit more intelligent.