revised netphorian circle jerk thread

[yo soy el mejor]

i just blew snot all over the computer screen

[Dogfighter28]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i just blew snot all over the computer screen

i'd like to blow snot all over your computer screen ifyanowaddamean

[Toby]

bardy:

[Pretzel Logic]

i wonder how many ignore lists you've managed to be put on

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

i'd like to blow snot all over your computer screen ifyanowaddamean

Soooo gaaaaay.

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by duovamp

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/4...hhhhhhhao1.jpg

That is awsome.

[Floppy Nono]

yeah pitchfork reader byron barnes, don't do or say anything i do. It's a surefire way to get everyone on this board to hate your guts

[Pretzel Logic]

hate your guys

[Dogfighter28]

hey its hatephoria waddayagonnado

[D.]

that list is bullcorn. i am not on it.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by undersco_red

smurfing- a little guy that i will always hold dear to my heart! i have lots of fond memories from just hanging out and doing nothing with him. we had fun (funyn dude) and made eachother laugh a lot. pretty hot, too.
Aeroplane- sweet gay guy. really doesnt seem gay at al though
alisonmonster- dont know much about her. most likely had a nice body so there's that!
Ammy- mom
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.)- sometimes he can be okay but sometimes he can be a little bitch!
avian chaos- she's real nice and cute but you can tell there is a little tude underneath.
bardy- i used to hate her but she seems real different now. or maybe ive changed. who fucking cares. i like her now and sometimes she even makes me laugh. probably fun to hang out with but drunk.
undersco_red- drug addict beyond belief. get help, ya freak. i resemble him which
is disgusting
Boycott Graceland- hey. im talking to you right now
cork_soaker- one of my favorite people to talk to on aim. i miss living at my old apartment and just staying up talking to this dude and doing certain things at the same time and then coming back to chat. it's pretty much the same now but ya know. nice body too but ive already said that once tonight.
daydreamer999- asshole
dean r koontz- anders could hate me as much as he wanted and i would still have nothing but love for the tortured little scamp. he's probably the smartest guy here and that's obvious even through his sometimes broken english
DeviousJ- not much contact with him other than through geo but a friend of hers is a friend of mine. friendly!
**********- strange little man. but he's cool and he has a hot girlfriend. it seems like he only comes here to talk to julio or about sex though.
duovamp- he used to be alright but now his posts just irritate me. wtf happened?
Effloresce- this guy is not creepy and im not being sarcastic. he's actually a sweetie.
Elvis The Fat Years- WILL FINISH THIS LATER. MAYBE TONIGHT. WHO KNOWS. WHATEVER okay. i used to dislike this guy but then i realized he was pretty much a dick to everyone and not just me.
Esty- i dont know why he started hating me. not my loss. lol
Eulogy-i dont think he is really gay at all. his interests bore the shit out of me but he's a swell guy. i stay away from his threads though i'd gladly talk to him in any other one.
Ever- im a lot flattered that ever likes me so much. im not really sure what he does with him time other than school and hanging out with that hot girl. i get the feeling he is rich. i'd enjoy hanging out with him one day. seems older than he is, too
FutureBoy- yawn
Geek USA- one of my main damies. i like chilling out with you. you make me laugh and i think we should hang out again sometime soon.
Gpub- used to be a little bitch that i hated. but then one day i stopped hating you or you stopped being mean. i think fear factory was a bad influence on you. still waiting for bike pictures. i vaguely remember you being good looking. o_O or maybe that wasnt you.
I Ate My Hamster- went from normal to weirdo in the blink of an eye
iceskater- what have i done?! nah. i like you. you're a talented kid and i wish people would stop making fun of your looks. it's mean. you're a bit of a spoiled brat, though.
Ihaman- you left and got mean and then came back here. there doesnt seem to be much sincerity in anything you say. you think you're too good. lol but i dont hate you for it.
KrazeeStacee- i get along with stacee just fine on here but i dont think we'd get along too well in real life for some reason. bit of a stoner which i find no problem in but once you dont do that anymore you get annoyed by it. not it. i dunno. cant explain it. i also think she is beautiful
Lucy Sky Diamonds- her posts bore me most of the time but i dont hold it against her. i laugh everytime jesse makes fun of her but i always forget what she looks like so there is no reason to laugh.
Luke de Spa- he got weird. or maybe everyone just said he did and i accepted it as fact.
Mayfuck- julio is a nice guy and i like making small talk with him on aim. i dont like to get into too much conversation with him because i know he is the gossipy and tells everyone everything even though he tells everyone he wont tell anyone anything. that's annoying. i think his posts are funny and id venture to say wed get along in real life. cute mojo eyes.
mirrar- all this i hate myself and i people stuff needs to stop. biggest party animal on netphoria. cant say im not jealous, though. acid. woo.
mistle- oh, asger. little asger. i dont have high hopes for his future. from what i can tell he is a good looking guy. i wish he'd get out of his house. i cannot tell you how happy it made me seeing him stand outside with his little hat. probably depressed.
travis meeks- remember when you used to be a huge hornball and talk to me all the time? that was cool. i remember thinking you were bad ass until i saw your pic and you turned out to be this unassuming white guy. really white. so now when you say tough stuff i think it's cute and i wanna give you a huge
mpp- im intimidated by you and idont know why. you get along with the "smarties" of the board and all the lowly riff raff. was that you pictured with the produce?
Murgle- i like kate. probably one of the nicest texans next to sarah maybe. it'd be cool to hang out with you but i dont think you drink which could make for some problems. i dont know if you have any interests outside of school since you dont really post about any. you should
cosmos- i like tim. he's my buddy and i was little sad last time around i discovered he didnt like me as much as i liked him. i hope ive won his heart by now. his butt is cute and so is his girlfriend from what i can remember. it was a big up close shot of her face. they seem like a real cool laid back couple. invite me to the wedding.
Nate the Grate- dont know much. terrible taste in women, though. god bless!
Neopryn- nate used to be down but i dont know lately. we;ve drifted apart but the old nate is here in my heart and my heart will go on and on.
Nimrod's Son- wutta joke
noyen- im so glad we like eachother now. _ *hug*
Ol' Couch Ass- i thought he was just another boring party animal type guy with tattoos on his butt. one day he posted all these stories about his job though and they made me cry and now i really admire him and this he is a self-less guy. woowoo
pale_princess- shaunna and i have a lot in common when it comes to pop culture that we like. im mainly just into pop music like avril and the like. not really into celebrity stuf. but either way. i like shaunna a lot and i'd definitely like to make a trip out to toronto and hang with her before we both get old and boring.
PkPhuoko- he's okay. i dont think we hate eachother anymore
ravenguy2000- i cannot relate to this guy because he is white and gay. it must be a crazy life. he has terrible taste in men. dont know if its because he is overweight or gay. usually makes me laugh
redbull- was normal and everyone hated him. then he got weird and he is still kinda hated. very weird looking. did not believe my eyes at first. okay with me.
Rockin’ Cherub- i swear this is sapphire. i was going to say nothing but good things about him until i saw i only got a . next to my name. i hate when you really like people only to find out they are neutral about you. worse than being hated. i still approve *hug*
shannon- i thought she was just another ho on here. i guess just because someone looks like a porn star doesnt mean they act like one. i think she is kewl beans and plus she's a friend of corky.
Shapan- i dont know about this dude. ahhaha. jaykay. i like shapan a lot even though we share no common interests whatsoever. he's kind of a kiss-ass. not to me. but others. ive noticed it here and there.
sickbadthing- this guy is just a huge freak.
sleeper- blah blah blah. he needs to get his head and big afro out of his ass.
Smashingjj- this guy went cuckoo bananas recently. i think he's trying to make his posts match his avatar, though. hot girl friends, though. fuck. maria!
spring- aaah!! i love her. i really loved the postcard she sent me because it had ducks on it! i think she's really pretty although i wish she'd post pictures with a different facial expression. i dont think ive seen one of her smiling is usually pretty serious but occasionally funny which is always a pleasant surprise.
tcm- dont know much about this guy. i like him, though. real mysterious. i dont know if thats just how he is or if someone mentioned it one day and he was like OH I GOTTA STICK WITH THIS.
the/peuloxian cherub- i love ana and we both love rodents. *hug*
Toby- toby. my man. i think you're real cool and it's sad that we dont talk as much as we used to but im really excited to hang with you in real life and go to your wedding in real life. maybe if i get drunk enough you'll hear some john mayer from me. in the flesh. oh the memories
Trotskilicious- uh what?
trykristin- i like kristin and she gets way too much shit on here. especially from old man river but it;s cool because everyone pretty much hates him now. she seems like a blast. the video of her and her friend dancing was really fun to watch.
TuralyonW3- now this guy here. i cant tell if he hates me or not. sometimes he's like yeah ****** woo. other times it's like gah luaren sux. i think he's neat though. i think he fried some turkey in his backyard once. maybe one day we can chill in austin.
twice- we are friendly towards eachother. i like lots of aspects of her personality but i dont think we have much in common. she's very good looking
wally- if you hate me then fuck yooou. if you love me then thank yooou. dad.
waltermcphilip- nice friendly little, scamp. what the fuck do you like?
Warsaw- nice old man
yo soy el major-

[Floppy Nono]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

hey its hatephoria waddayagonnado

there you go guy, pave your own golden road!

[I'm Hardcore]

thanks for leaving me off the list you fucking assholes

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

thanks for leaving me off the list you fucking assholes

Sometimes being left off the list is better than being left on it...

[I'm Hardcore]

no way. maybe i should just start being an asshole to everyone

[Ihaman]

Originally Posted by duovamp

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/4...hhhhhhhao1.jpg

I haven't laughed that hard at anything on Netphoria. ever.

[Toby]

Liar.

[Toby]

but he's right, thats pretty hole-arious.

[Future Boy]

Neither of them has a mustache or helmet, I question its authenticity as a Duoshit original.

[celluloid_love]

looks like big tits bardy has the hots for you luke de spa

[I'm Hardcore]

looks like alot of shit posters are on the list ahead of me, Celluloid Love

[yo soy el mejor]

i dont think i can finish that anytime soon.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Future Boy

Neither of them has a mustache or helmet, I question its authenticity as a Duoshit original.

Or a monocle.

[Aeroplane]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i just blew snot all over the computer screen

ewwwww.

[sleeper]

Aeroplane - were nice to each other
alisonmonster - high five alison
Ammy - still dont know why shes so popular.
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.) - kind of vacant and weird. wouldnt be surprised if he was a perv
AndySlash - doesnt matter what he says, hes a dude
avian chaos - definitely one of the most interesting human beings here. good priorities and values. she can be mean and callous though
bardy - kind of feel bad for her, dont know why. lots of depression there under the surface, it seems
Cunt_Magenta - dont know
undersco_red - same wavelength guy, high five.
Boycott Graceland - mixed him up in my mind with so many, cant say
Caine Walker - apparently an established poster, dont remember enough
celluloid_love - proudly, outgoingly ignorant
ChristHimself - cool quirky dude, high five. bear lover.
christian zombie vampires - interesting person
cork_soaker - danish guy? who knows
daydreamer999 - dont remember enough
Debaser - good guy. curious and intelligent. high five
DeviousJ - superfluous to comment
********** - is nice to me, is cool. high five
duovamp - actually a really awesome guy, cant believe he get shit from anybody. friends for life duovamp
Effloresce - a defender of bluestar/scum
ella - gets too much shit too. isnt dim either, i often see her make some smart, astute comments
Elvis The Fat Years - funny/weird
Esty - obvious commentary on him taking it too far and being a bona fide creep now
Eulogy - dont think its true that hes more assertive, just more effective in his assertiveness. still is fun watching him tell all these people to go fuck themselves and whatever
Ever - english dude posing as a serbian
Fathoms (unadorned) - good guy, intelligent
FatteningAss - funny. i make this comment every time it seems, but he has a great face and overall look. like a cartoon character.
FutureBoy - ok dude. too vacant maybe
Geek USA - honestly, she and yo soy are so, so, so fucking annoying. for the longest time ive heard people say this and havent really noticed, but wow are they insipid. not sure if i would really care about this were she not a dirty unethical little thief.
GlasgowKiss - i like him a lot but hes often cool to me. has his priorities straight
Gpub - dont remember enough
I Ate My Hamster - dont remember enough
iceskater -
Ihaman - becoming a jerk
Irridescent Fairysex - dont remember enough... are you actually moroccan? thats cool if true
??? - isle?
Travis Meeks - rich jock?
JokeyLoki - also proudly dumb
Kanan Road - republican
Pretzel Logic - good guy overall, gets too much shit
KrazeeStacee - a hilarious figure around here. most valuable punching bag we have. a constant source of amusement
Lucy Sky Diamonds - is cold to me so i cant be nice to her anymore
Luke de Spa - i like him. he really is sharp and intelligent, but hes a bit too much of a bully and jerk a lot of the time. always trying to make people feel like shit. i wish you wouldnt do that, youd be so great were it not for that stuff (and your somewhat unlikable detached vibe, but thats a part of the jerk stuff i think).
Mablak - cool dude, high five. i like you lets be friends
Mayfuck - ugh fuck you man
wHATcOLOR - cant believe i ever didnt care for this guy. i like you a lot, whatcolour, youre cool and funny.
mccrick - dont know really. is widely hated?
mercurial - were friends. i like you and think you have a good personality. as said before, need to incorporate more hilarious australian slang into posting.
mirrar - alright i guess. bit intimidated by her, shes too confident and social
mistle - or is this the danish dude? or is this a girl? forget, but he/she hates me if i recall.
mpp - a mix, but ok overall. bit too extroverted maybe
Murgle - hates me too? forget, need to see avatar
cosmos - who is this again?
Nate the Grate - always present but never noticed, it seems. by me at least. one of the "sports guys" if i recall. cant really relate to those types.
Neopryn - esflksdkf
Nimrod's Son - is desperately trying to deflect charges of creepiness against him by calling everyone else a creep. clearly insecure about this. its true though, he is a total creep. get sick watching his crass, drooling advances on everything that moves. netphorian girls have good reason to be paranoid and afraid. will quote this with feigned glib indifference and talk about his dick size/how much of a dork/loser i am (never contested). yet in the end he will still be a creep.
noyen - his interests and taste seem cool, but dont really like his personality. big shot troller and everything, tired of that shit. the long hair is totally badass though, youd be a fucking idiot to cut it.
obscured01 - fuck you bitch
ohnoitsbonnie - never really met
Ol' Couch Ass - remember pic of you with kids in ambulance, thats great. really humanized you. took you from being "sports guy"/jock to interesting dude. i dont know, though, maybe youre a prick?
pale blue eyes - ottawa?
pale_princess - kind of sold out, no? im not just saying this because youve abandoned indie shit or whatever, which is fine in itself if you were just lying to yourself, but it seems like you just took it too far in the other direction, basically doing the same thing you were before but with different, safer material. i dont know. youre not a bad person or anything at all, though, to be clear
PkPhuoko - needs some more humility i guess.
ravenguy2000 - i like him a lot. he really is probably one of the top 3 funniest, most amusing guys here. will say for the millionth time that i love his face. it has so much character.
redbull - didnt really know much about him, but hes been taking a lot of shots at me, ive noticed. cant be nice to him anymore for that reason. im one to talk, but he also totally needs a haircut, he looks kind of slovenly (if i recall... orange hair?). also what happened with that hotdog/banana photo?
Rockin’ Cherub - goddamn is this guy blank and expressionless. by default or be design? dont know. i like him nevertheless
RockLobster - cant remember enough anymore. has insulted me a few times, if i recall.
RopeyLopey - funny character. whenever i think about you i kind of laugh (not in a bad way). i admire how incredibly outgoing and adventurous you are and how good a sense of humour you have. those things make you seem wise, in a way. im kind of tired of your passive agressive comments implying that im an insular bourgeois though
Sepiae - dont know
shannon - one of those people that only posts in pic threads?
Shapan - high five dude were friends
sickbadthing - self deprecation saves this guy from being insufferable. hes fun overall, i think
Smashingjj - also has a great face. love how bold and careless he is posting pictures, his photos are amongst the best here (second only to houseofbreads photos, which seem to be the greatest of all). i like him, but hes unreceptive to my advances. watched video of his band play and they have a good feel and sensibility .
Sonic Johnny - dont remember enough. confuse him with too many others
sppunk - guy really is a fucking dick and an idiot. one of those bold idiots. totally unlikable.
spring - i like you and think youre really bright and intelligent. thats the dominant impression ive had of you from the beginning, i really do admire your togetherness and intelligence. but you are also smiles one minute, daggers the next. feel like i have to hedge my bets around you.
tcm - i like you a lot man, i really like you. for some reason your posts have this inimitable fresh, fluent vibe that i love. your smart and funny and not a dick at all. can we be friends man?
tear stained glass - dont remember anymore
tehb0lly!!1! - monkey avatar or something
the/peuloxian cherub -
The Omega Concern - enjoyably insane
Toby - i dont like you. you make so little effort to not be a moron, thats what gets me. it honestly seems like there isnt really a thought in your head.
To Starla - defender of bluestar, should be raped by a pig
Trotskilicious - good guy but still too much of a dick. so quick to use the most pointed and abusive insults
trykristin - could successfully ignore until i realized shes a stupid racist bitch. you have a very horrible personality, trykristin, you are unlikable.
TuralyonW3 - good guy all around
twice - saved the picture of a yellow-ish you on a yellow-ish floor with a yellow-ish cat. great photo
wally - told me to go fuck myself or something? not very nice
waltermcphilip - cool guy
Warsaw - yeah, guy is pretty annoying. constantly in your face
yo soy el major - im one to talk, but its glaringly apparant that you have some really destructive complexes or something. on a related note, you post too many pictures that are designed to not-so-covertly use sex appeal or whatever. its very obvious at times. just want to let you know.



also some people not on the list that i like and want to pay respects too:

pink ribbon scars - you have the greatest personality. actually id just be repeating myself with what i said last time were i to continue. oh, and your voice is amazing.
corganist - haha, corganist i love you
killer tomato - cant blame him, but should post more (at least when im around)
relaxor - ditto

[Sonic Johnny]

oh man i get sandwhiched between JJ and Sppunk? fuck.

[yo soy el mejor]

o_O you mean the pic where im naked behind a guitar? yeah. other than that.. wtf. lol

[yo soy el mejor]

and wouldnt it be on an unrelated and not related note? unless posting my pictures is somehow destructive. heh

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by sleeper

Luke de Spa... [is] a bit too much of a bully and jerk a lot of the time. always trying to make people feel like shit

sorry sleepy but that's just not true. i don't hesitate to call stupid things stupid (although i usually try to be more diplomatic than that), or to tell people to stop posting if they're being offensive, but i'm definitely not "always trying to make people feel like shit". ffs most of my posts are dumb jokes

[sleeper]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

and wouldnt it be on an unrelated and not related note? unless posting my pictures is somehow destructive. heh

you need approval or something and thats how you get it. cant really blame you, i guess, it does generally work