SAY YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN A SPIKE LEE MOVIE AND YOU GOT THE PART OF THE ANGRY JEW

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO GET DOWN WITH SPIKE LEE'S SISTER THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM??? AND IF YOU HAD TO DO SOME NUDITY WOULD YOU USE A NATURAL MALE ENHANCMENT ON THE DAY OF YOUR AUDITION JUST IN CASE SPIKE LEE HAD THE IMPRESSION THAT YOUR PENIS WOULND'T BE BIG ENOUGH TO SATISFY HIS SISTER??? WOULD YOU GET IN TO YOUR ROLE SO MUCH THAT YOU WOULD LIVE OUT YOUR CHARACTER AND MARRY A BLACK WOMAN BUT NOT ONE AS HOT AS PAM GRIER OR HALLY BERRY BUT MORE LIKE THAT FAT BITCH WHO GOT SKINNY ON THE VIEW AND MARRIED A GAY GUY THAT SHE COULD BOSS AROUND??? SPEAKING OF I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO MARRY MORE LIKE SOMEONE SUCH AS NELL CARTER AND EVERY NIGHT YOU'D HAVE TO MAKE HER SAUSAGES WRAPPED IN PANCAKES BEFORE BED AND ONLY WITH THE MOST HIGH QUALITY MAPEL SYRUP OR SHE'D THROW IT IN YOUR FACE AND YOU'D BE IN THE DOG HOUSE ONCE AGAIN!!!

[Warsaw]

Originally Posted by Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR

THAT FAT BITCH WHO GOT SKINNY ON THE VIEW AND MARRIED A GAY GUY THAT SHE COULD BOSS AROUND???

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

I PERSONALLY WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION TO COLLECT SPECIMENTS OF MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS FROM ALL WALGREENS LOCATIONS ACROSS AMERICA. I AM HOPING A RICH CLIENT LIKE ACTUALLY REALLY SOME FAT SLOB JEW LIKE MARTIN SCORCESSE PRETENDS TO BE IRISH OR ITIALIAN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS AND ALL HE NEVER MIND I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HERBAL ENHANCEMENTS AND COLLECTING THEM WITH A MISSLE LAUNCHER ON MY SHOULDER KIND OF LIKE THAT MOVIE RED DAWN, A CLASSIC MOVIE ABOUT RAPE IN TEH NEW APOCALYPSE WORLD. KEVIN BACON WAS IN THA TMOVIE RIGHT? HE IS A CLASSIC ACTOR, A CLASSY MAN KIND OF LIKE THE HYPERREAL BLUE RAY VERSION OF PATRICK SWAYZE, THIS MAN SHOULD BE AN ACADEMY AWARD WINNER

[Warsaw]

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