I got in trouble at school today

MrPantyFAce · 01-23-2007, 04:55 PM

we had an assignment where we had to film a dialogue exchange between two people with 10 lines each. i wrote, shot and edited in under an hour, and it shows, its basicly a one take static shot. apparently my dialogue was a little two much and our teacher had a discussion with our class for some 20 minutes. its a new program and this is the first time content was an issue. they said if i made stuff like this in the future i could be kicked out and that i should have known better than to write such crude dialogue for school.

i hope i didnt ruin the course in that they will be uptight about everything from now on....one teacher was alright but the gay one was one who lashed out. he's not very smart and i frequently make him look like an idiot when we argue so i think he just largely did it to exercise his role as a teacher.

anyway they deleteed off the computer but i still got the source tape so i might see if a guy can put it up on youtube.

yo soy el mejor · 01-23-2007, 05:00 PM

give us the gist of it

Voice Implodes · 01-23-2007, 05:05 PM

agreed. what was the dialogue about.

bardy · 01-23-2007, 05:19 PM

god I hate when people argue with teachers

Rarely · 01-23-2007, 05:36 PM

so what was it about

Karl Connor · 01-23-2007, 05:38 PM

keep reaching for that rainbow mr pantyface

MrPantyFAce · 01-23-2007, 05:39 PM

Yeah, i hated people who argue with teachers in unversity too. This is barely school though.

from memory the dialogue was something along the lines of

1: Whats up man? Where were you at recess?

2: I fucked jenny in the ass. I fucked her in the ass.

1: Right on man.

2: No "right on man" what happeneds when sarah tries to suck me off after school? My dick smelling like shit.

1. shitty.

2. Yeah, so if you got any ideas on how to get shit off youre dick, nows a good time. i tried to clean it with a moist towelette i had but its no use. The shit one come off.

1. just tell her you have to take a shit when you get home a clean it.

2. no go, we had a party last night and my dad got cameras in there for when the girls piss.
i dont want an evidence of my shit covered dick. i got a rep to think about.

1. Thats fucked up

2. Yeah this the last time im letting my dick get me in trouble like this. (talking to his dick) how could you do this to me?

1. man, you might have to kill the bitch.

2. yeah, but im her boyfriend. theyd be looking for me. i'd be a suspect right from the start.

1. tell ya what, i'll kill the bitch for you.

2. youd do that for me?

1. sure, what are friends for?

2. youre a true friend.

they hug

yo soy el mejor · 01-23-2007, 05:50 PM

every film class should have a student like you

Rarely · 01-23-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

Yeah, i hated people who argue with teachers in unversity too. This is barely school though.

from memory the dialogue was something along the lines of

1: Whats up man? Where were you at recess?

2: I fucked jenny in the ass. I fucked her in the ass.

1: Right on man.

2: No "right on man" what happeneds when sarah tries to suck me off after school? My dick smelling like shit.

1. shitty.

2. Yeah, so if you got any ideas on how to get shit off youre dick, nows a good time. i tried to clean it with a moist towelette i had but its no use. The shit one come off.

1. just tell her you have to take a shit when you get home a clean it.

2. no go, we had a party last night and my dad got cameras in there for when the girls piss.
i dont want an evidence of my shit covered dick. i got a rep to think about.

1. Thats fucked up

2. Yeah this the last time im letting my dick get me in trouble like this. (talking to his dick) how could you do this to me?

1. man, you might have to kill the bitch.

2. yeah, but im her boyfriend. theyd be looking for me. i'd be a suspect right from the start.

1. tell ya what, i'll kill the bitch for you.

2. youd do that for me?

1. sure, what are friends for?

2. youre a true friend.

they hug

fake

Geek USA · 01-23-2007, 06:13 PM

wow.

haha.

duovamp · 01-23-2007, 06:13 PM

A ruiner?

waltermcphilp · 01-23-2007, 06:19 PM

did you run this idea by anyone before you did it? if someone told you to actually go ahead with it must not like you very much.

noir cat · 01-23-2007, 06:19 PM

I don't know how the dialouge was redeeming in any way. :-\
Hell, I'm sorry, but if I were your teacher, I would have reacted badly to receiving that as an endproduct to the assignment, too.

noir cat · 01-23-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

did you run this idea by anyone before you did it? if someone told you to actually go ahead with it must not like you very much.

Mayfuck · 01-23-2007, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

Yeah, i hated people who argue with teachers in unversity too. This is barely school though.

from memory the dialogue was something along the lines of

1: Whats up man? Where were you at recess?

2: I fucked jenny in the ass. I fucked her in the ass.

1: Right on man.

2: No "right on man" what happeneds when sarah tries to suck me off after school? My dick smelling like shit.

1. shitty.

2. Yeah, so if you got any ideas on how to get shit off youre dick, nows a good time. i tried to clean it with a moist towelette i had but its no use. The shit one come off.

1. just tell her you have to take a shit when you get home a clean it.

2. no go, we had a party last night and my dad got cameras in there for when the girls piss.
i dont want an evidence of my shit covered dick. i got a rep to think about.

1. Thats fucked up

2. Yeah this the last time im letting my dick get me in trouble like this. (talking to his dick) how could you do this to me?

1. man, you might have to kill the bitch.

2. yeah, but im her boyfriend. theyd be looking for me. i'd be a suspect right from the start.

1. tell ya what, i'll kill the bitch for you.

2. youd do that for me?

1. sure, what are friends for?

2. youre a true friend.

they hug

this was really stupid. at first i was gonna the teacher was uptight but after reading that you probably don't deserve to be in that class. and i highly doubt you make him look like an idiot.

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-23-2007, 07:21 PM

And once again Mr. Pantyface validates himself as the best netphorian on the board.

Rarely · 01-23-2007, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

this was really stupid. at first i was gonna the teacher was uptight but after reading that you probably don't deserve to be in that class. and i highly doubt you make him look like an idiot.

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Trixter · 01-23-2007, 10:02 PM

this was really stupid. at first i was gonna the teacher was uptight but after reading that you probably don't deserve to be in that class. and i highly doubt you make him look like an idiot.[/quote]

I agree with julio this time except for the last part I really do think that you're the kinda of guy that would make your gay teacher look like an idiot.

aldango · 01-23-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

this was really stupid. at first i was gonna the teacher was uptight but after reading that you probably don't deserve to be in that class. and i highly doubt you make him look like an idiot.

Agreed, it was a stupid idea. Nobody likes "that guy" who tries that shit.

Eulogy · 01-23-2007, 10:31 PM

yeah. that was the only instruction you had....and you came up with that? weird.

yo soy el mejor · 01-23-2007, 10:53 PM

you guys just dont get it. it wasnt supposed to be funny or shocking

Katy Lied · 01-23-2007, 10:54 PM

nobody care

Rarely · 01-23-2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you guys just dont get it. it wasnt supposed to be funny or shocking

it was supposed to be like that movie clerks, except not funny...oh wait

MrPantyFAce · 01-25-2007, 05:57 PM

im thinking about making a prequel like george lucas to fully explain the story. dont judge it til you see the whole picture... you people dont understand art.

Josh · 01-25-2007, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rarely

it was supposed to be like that movie clerks, except not funny...oh wait

SHAKEDOWN 1979

MrPantyFAce · 07:45 PM

the project was only meant to be an excercise in proper lighting, and smoothly editing dialogue. i fell short in those categorys as it was rushed but my teachers didnt even notice as they were struck by the power of my content.

im reflecting life as it is in this tour deforce touching on themes such as invasion of privacy, personal hygiene, misongny, poor parenting, sexual relations at school, how violence crimes are generally purpotrated by 'loved ones', infidelity

this is the cinematic equivalent of hardcore

contusion · 01-25-2007, 06:55 PM

2. no go, we had a party last night and my dad got cameras in there for when the girls piss.
i dont want an evidence of my shit covered dick. i got a neg rep to think about.

Rarely · 01-25-2007, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

the project was only meant to be an excercise in proper lighting, and smoothly editing dialogue. i fell short in those categorys as it was rushed but my teachers didnt even notice as they were struck by the power of my content.

im reflecting life as it is in this tour deforce touching on themes such as invasion of privacy, personal hygiene, misongny, poor parenting, sexual relations at school, how violence crimes are generally purpotrated by 'loved ones', infidelity

this is the cinematic equivalent of hardcore

it was pornographic and inappropriate, plain and simple

GlasgowKiss · 01-25-2007, 08:18 PM

Are they teaching you folks to become artists or technicians?

01-23-2007, 04:55 PM	#1
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	I got in trouble at school today we had an assignment where we had to film a dialogue exchange between two people with 10 lines each. i wrote, shot and edited in under an hour, and it shows, its basicly a one take static shot. apparently my dialogue was a little two much and our teacher had a discussion with our class for some 20 minutes. its a new program and this is the first time content was an issue. they said if i made stuff like this in the future i could be kicked out and that i should have known better than to write such crude dialogue for school. i hope i didnt ruin the course in that they will be uptight about everything from now on....one teacher was alright but the gay one was one who lashed out. he's not very smart and i frequently make him look like an idiot when we argue so i think he just largely did it to exercise his role as a teacher. anyway they deleteed off the computer but i still got the source tape so i might see if a guy can put it up on youtube.

01-25-2007, 06:51 PM	#26
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	the project was only meant to be an excercise in proper lighting, and smoothly editing dialogue. i fell short in those categorys as it was rushed but my teachers didnt even notice as they were struck by the power of my content. im reflecting life as it is in this tour deforce touching on themes such as invasion of privacy, personal hygiene, misongny, poor parenting, sexual relations at school, how violence crimes are generally purpotrated by 'loved ones', infidelity this is the cinematic equivalent of hardcore Last edited by MrPantyFAce : 01-25-2007 at 07:45 PM.

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01-23-2007, 05:00 PM	#2
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	give us the gist of it

01-23-2007, 05:05 PM	#3
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	agreed. what was the dialogue about.

01-23-2007, 05:19 PM	#4
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	god I hate when people argue with teachers

01-23-2007, 05:36 PM	#5
Rarely Shh Posts: 3,780	so what was it about

01-23-2007, 05:38 PM	#6
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,933	keep reaching for that rainbow mr pantyface

01-23-2007, 05:39 PM	#7
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	Yeah, i hated people who argue with teachers in unversity too. This is barely school though. from memory the dialogue was something along the lines of 1: Whats up man? Where were you at recess? 2: I fucked jenny in the ass. I fucked her in the ass. 1: Right on man. 2: No "right on man" what happeneds when sarah tries to suck me off after school? My dick smelling like shit. 1. shitty. 2. Yeah, so if you got any ideas on how to get shit off youre dick, nows a good time. i tried to clean it with a moist towelette i had but its no use. The shit one come off. 1. just tell her you have to take a shit when you get home a clean it. 2. no go, we had a party last night and my dad got cameras in there for when the girls piss. i dont want an evidence of my shit covered dick. i got a rep to think about. 1. Thats fucked up 2. Yeah this the last time im letting my dick get me in trouble like this. (talking to his dick) how could you do this to me? 1. man, you might have to kill the bitch. 2. yeah, but im her boyfriend. theyd be looking for me. i'd be a suspect right from the start. 1. tell ya what, i'll kill the bitch for you. 2. youd do that for me? 1. sure, what are friends for? 2. youre a true friend. they hug

01-23-2007, 05:50 PM	#8
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	every film class should have a student like you

01-23-2007, 06:13 PM	#10
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	wow. haha.

01-23-2007, 06:13 PM	#11
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	A ruiner?

01-23-2007, 06:19 PM	#12
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	did you run this idea by anyone before you did it? if someone told you to actually go ahead with it must not like you very much.

01-23-2007, 06:19 PM	#13
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	I don't know how the dialouge was redeeming in any way. :-\ Hell, I'm sorry, but if I were your teacher, I would have reacted badly to receiving that as an endproduct to the assignment, too.

01-23-2007, 07:21 PM	#16
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	And once again Mr. Pantyface validates himself as the best netphorian on the board.

01-23-2007, 10:02 PM	#18
Trixter Demi-God Location: here... Posts: 320	this was really stupid. at first i was gonna the teacher was uptight but after reading that you probably don't deserve to be in that class. and i highly doubt you make him look like an idiot.[/quote] I agree with julio this time except for the last part I really do think that you're the kinda of guy that would make your gay teacher look like an idiot.

01-23-2007, 10:31 PM	#20
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	yeah. that was the only instruction you had....and you came up with that? weird.

01-23-2007, 10:53 PM	#21
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	you guys just dont get it. it wasnt supposed to be funny or shocking

01-23-2007, 10:54 PM	#22
Katy Lied Apocalyptic Poster Location: in john mayer's pants Posts: 3,089	nobody care

01-25-2007, 05:57 PM	#24
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	im thinking about making a prequel like george lucas to fully explain the story. dont judge it til you see the whole picture... you people dont understand art.

01-25-2007, 06:55 PM	#27
contusion Demi-God Location: inner space Posts: 452	2. no go, we had a party last night and my dad got cameras in there for when the girls piss. i dont want an evidence of my shit covered dick. i got a neg rep to think about.

01-25-2007, 08:18 PM	#29
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Are they teaching you folks to become artists or technicians?