Stress increases cortisol, cortisol increases belly fat, Relacore reduces belly fat

D. · 01-09-2007, 05:55 PM

YOU NEED RELACORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Rider · 01-09-2007, 06:18 PM

When is a diet pill worth 140$?

Karl Connor · 01-09-2007, 06:22 PM

i think i take that. i'm taking some diet pill for obese people

Geek USA · 01-09-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

When is a diet pill worth 140$?

that's leptoprin or leptopril whichever.. that woman kinda looks like cameron diaz.

Rider · 01-09-2007, 06:37 PM

Has anyone seen the hlaf hour infomercial for the motionless exercise DVD. It brings bullshit to levels I could never have dreamed of.

dean_r_koontz · 01-09-2007, 06:44 PM

karl konnor is a really shallow person, once you get to know him better

Geek USA · 01-09-2007, 06:45 PM

are you saying that i should stop being in love with him?

dean_r_koontz · 01-09-2007, 06:47 PM

i'm not really interested in people, just systems.

Geek USA · 01-09-2007, 06:48 PM

didn't you get homesick after being away for a week??

dean_r_koontz · 01-09-2007, 06:49 PM

that's just the company of my mother, i'm not talking to her. having company is apparently a very deep rooted biological need that i can't seem to get away from. otherwise i'm completely bored with people.

Effloresce · 01-09-2007, 07:24 PM

Blah blah blah. People need a fucking treadmill. You want healthy weight loss, that's what you do.

Nate the Grate · 01-09-2007, 07:30 PM

I woke up at 4 am the other day and watched TV for like half an hour. I think there were 3 channels that DIDN'T have an infomercial running. I was left scratching my head wondering who actually buys the crap they sell?

Effloresce · 01-09-2007, 07:45 PM

What do you think about that natural cures guy? He seems too sincere to be bullshitting, but I still don't know if he's always right. He probably is right about some things that have been rejected by the FDA, no doubt. But overall, I don't know.

Nimrod's Son · 01-09-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

I woke up at 4 am the other day and watched TV for like half an hour. I think there were 3 channels that DIDN'T have an infomercial running. I was left scratching my head wondering who actually buys the crap they sell?

old people

Geek USA · 01-09-2007, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

I woke up at 4 am the other day and watched TV for like half an hour. I think there were 3 channels that DIDN'T have an infomercial running. I was left scratching my head wondering who actually buys the crap they sell?

my friend nicholette and i really enjoy watching paid programming.

there's this thing called the bullet or some shit that i'd totally buy.

apple · 01-09-2007, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Effloresce

Blah blah blah. People need a fucking treadmill. You want healthy weight loss, that's what you do.

Here here.

ravenguy2000 · 01-09-2007, 08:39 PM

"The presentation is couched as get-together in Mick and Mimi's kitchen. As their friends slowly pile in from various parts of the house, they begin to express interest in the Magic Bullet. As a result, the get-together develops into a Tupperware-style presentation of the product.

Mick and Mimi allude to a huge barbecue they hosted at the house the night before. Presumably, this is why their friends are there. However, very few details about the party are given, except for the fact that Berman (the "party animal") has a hangover.

Over the course of the presentation, Mick and Mimi use the Magic Bullet to prepare many different meals, snacks, and drinks. Their friends are impressed by the machine's versatility and speed. Mick and Mimi even convince Berman, an avid broccoli hater, to drink a beverage made from fresh fruit and broccoli juices. He not only drinks it, but thoroughly enjoys it.

By the end of the presentation, the group of friends decide that the Magic Bullet is so useful that they, too, need one in their homes. Then, they decide to throw another party."

The Pashing Smumpkin · 01-09-2007, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Effloresce

Blah blah blah. People need a fucking treadmill. You want healthy weight loss, that's what you do.

That is such an old person thing to say...

ohnoitsbonnie · 01-09-2007, 08:47 PM

what ever happened to crunches, huh

Effloresce · 01-10-2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

That is such an old person thing to say...

Oh... sorry if I came across that way.

All I'm saying is that cardio is a good way to lose extra body fat and therefore weight.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 01-10-2007, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Effloresce

Oh... sorry if I came across that way.

All I'm saying is that cardio is a good way to lose extra body fat and therefore weight.

heh, yea Im down with that. I do both cardio and strength/muscle building. Its amazing how hot I am under all this loose skin...

Karl Connor · 01-10-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

karl konnor is a really shallow person, once you get to know him better

pretty much. yeah

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01-09-2007, 06:18 PM	#2
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,505	When is a diet pill worth 140$?

01-09-2007, 06:22 PM	#3
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,933	i think i take that. i'm taking some diet pill for obese people

01-09-2007, 06:37 PM	#5
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,505	Has anyone seen the hlaf hour infomercial for the motionless exercise DVD. It brings bullshit to levels I could never have dreamed of.

01-09-2007, 06:44 PM	#6
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	karl konnor is a really shallow person, once you get to know him better

01-09-2007, 06:45 PM	#7
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	are you saying that i should stop being in love with him?

01-09-2007, 06:47 PM	#8
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	i'm not really interested in people, just systems.

01-09-2007, 06:48 PM	#9
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	didn't you get homesick after being away for a week??

01-09-2007, 06:49 PM	#10
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	that's just the company of my mother, i'm not talking to her. having company is apparently a very deep rooted biological need that i can't seem to get away from. otherwise i'm completely bored with people.

01-09-2007, 07:24 PM	#11
Effloresce Banned Posts: 5,018	Blah blah blah. People need a fucking treadmill. You want healthy weight loss, that's what you do.

01-09-2007, 07:30 PM	#12
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	I woke up at 4 am the other day and watched TV for like half an hour. I think there were 3 channels that DIDN'T have an infomercial running. I was left scratching my head wondering who actually buys the crap they sell?

01-09-2007, 07:45 PM	#13
Effloresce Banned Posts: 5,018	What do you think about that natural cures guy? He seems too sincere to be bullshitting, but I still don't know if he's always right. He probably is right about some things that have been rejected by the FDA, no doubt. But overall, I don't know.

01-09-2007, 08:39 PM	#17
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	"The presentation is couched as get-together in Mick and Mimi's kitchen. As their friends slowly pile in from various parts of the house, they begin to express interest in the Magic Bullet. As a result, the get-together develops into a Tupperware-style presentation of the product. Mick and Mimi allude to a huge barbecue they hosted at the house the night before. Presumably, this is why their friends are there. However, very few details about the party are given, except for the fact that Berman (the "party animal") has a hangover. Over the course of the presentation, Mick and Mimi use the Magic Bullet to prepare many different meals, snacks, and drinks. Their friends are impressed by the machine's versatility and speed. Mick and Mimi even convince Berman, an avid broccoli hater, to drink a beverage made from fresh fruit and broccoli juices. He not only drinks it, but thoroughly enjoys it. By the end of the presentation, the group of friends decide that the Magic Bullet is so useful that they, too, need one in their homes. Then, they decide to throw another party."

01-09-2007, 08:47 PM	#19
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	what ever happened to crunches, huh