Post this thread and I'll tell you that you remind me of my mother.

[avian chaos]

Noooo myosis, I hate olives

[Oblivious]

i will say that sprouts do make a sandwich. i love me some alfalfa sprouts. especially the spicey ones. sooo good.

[wHATcOLOR]

awful lot of posts in here, not very many remarking on maternal similitude

[duovamp]

You're the worst daughter I've ever had.

[myosis]

Originally Posted by avian chaos

Noooo myosis, I hate olives

this relationship can serve no further purpose.

[rocksteady]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

awful lot of posts in here, not very many remarking on maternal similitude

GO TAKE YOUR NEW FAVORITE WORDS SOMEONE ELSE YOU FAGGOT AND SPARE US YOUR SHITTY POST.

[Shapan]

holy shit what the fuck is going on in this thread

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by avian chaos

Well. It had Nayonaise and stoneground mustard on one side of the bread. One the other side it had a generous spread of black bean hummus. On the Nayo/mustard side, I sprinkled chopped onions and laid down a few leafs of romaine lettuce. Then I spread half an avocado, diced, on the lettuce and mashed it down a bit so it wouldn't slide off, and placed some sprouts on top. I sliced some sharp cheddar cheese and put it as the final layer on that side of the bread. THEN, I sliced four pieces of peeled cucumber, and two thin slices of roma tomato and put them on the hummus side.
All on lightly toasted sprouted whole wheat bread. Oh man oh man. I can't wait for lunch today!

you forgot to put six different kinds of meat from AT LEAST four different animals on it so it is rejected as an entry for best sandwich in the universe.

you = fail

[yo soy el mejor]

i used to make some pretty sweet sandwiches with cream cheese and peeled cucumbers with the seeds cut out. and tomatoes with the seeds cut out and avocado and alfalfa sprouts and hummus and some fancy mustard. oh and feta cheese all on some french bread my mom bought from the grocery store. they were so good

[Trotskilicious]

also meatless. claims of goodness desputed.

[yo soy el mejor]

im watching my figure

[Trotskilicious]

you already look like a starving peruvian

ham, turkey, and chicken are all very low in fat.

[yo soy el mejor]

[Lola]

Originally Posted by myosis

since i can't believe you to be a tease, i interpret this as actual approval.
though i fear i must warn you that i don't play video games and i don't peel my cucumbers before eating them.
aight, see you at the chapel o' love.

Why would you peel a cucumber? Ive never understood this.

[Lola]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i used to make some pretty sweet sandwiches with cream cheese and peeled cucumbers with the seeds cut out. and tomatoes with the seeds cut out and avocado and alfalfa sprouts and hummus and some fancy mustard. oh and feta cheese all on some french bread my mom bought from the grocery store. they were so good

You peel cucumbers too? whats wrong with the skin?

[Trotskilicious]

i make a kick ass cucumber salad but it's man food and it is without hippy shit like alfalfa sprouts or hummus and fancy mustard so i'll just keep it to myself

[TuralyonW3]

do I really?

[yo soy el mejor]

i used to make 20 pounds of cucumber salad at a time. you're not even on my level

[Trotskilicious]

you know what drives me nuts? the bagged salad mix at the supermarket that i swear to god has lawn clippings in it

[yo soy el mejor]

sincerely. i'd rather buy a head of lettuce and cut that sucker up and just chomp into with some italian dressing

[Zerospaced]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

you know what drives me nuts? the bagged salad mix at the supermarket that i swear to god has lawn clippings in it

Better than Ecoli

[rocksteady]

Originally Posted by Zerospaced

Better than Ecoli

either you suck at posting or im really good at finding shitty posts by you.