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Old 12-06-2006, 01:27 AM   #1
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:28 AM   #2
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:28 AM   #3
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:30 AM   #4
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It's not enough to wish to tell us these things, you have to actually do it

 
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:31 AM   #5
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I had the hot babe over tonight. The one I met who likes volcanoes. She has enormous hooters. But alas, she mentioned her "suicide attempt!" They all have a suicide attempt. It's such a bright red warning sign, screaming - Get out. Get out now, she's crazy. So, moving on ...

 
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:33 AM   #6
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What the hell is wrong with you. Get out...later.

 
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:35 AM   #7
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Yeah. You're right. Might as well see if I can make it to those hooters.

 
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:38 AM   #8
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what if she "forgets" to take her pill? then you're stuck with her at least until the abortion. dude. i've been with a girl who attempted suicide. you don't want that.

 
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:39 AM   #9
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:39 AM   #10
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See. This guy knows. It's like a big, flashy signal to run away, huh.

 
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:41 AM   #11
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Well that is one of Duovamps better posts.

 
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