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11-11-2006, 11:50 PM
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Sometimes, though.
 
Location: Hazard, California
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Why is it that all my ex's get addicted to coke?
This is number 3...out of 3 boyfriends total.
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11-11-2006, 11:51 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: in john mayer's pants
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you're not gay, you're BEYOND gay
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11-11-2006, 11:52 PM
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Quaid Hates You
 
Location: Hollywood
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Because you like to date pseudo-artistic fuckwits in the stage before they realise they are talentless?
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11-11-2006, 11:52 PM
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Immortal
Posts: 20,988
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Weren't you yourself a pretty good friend of the coca lines?
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11-11-2006, 11:54 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
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11-11-2006, 11:55 PM
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Braindead
 
Location: Machu Picchu
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All my ex's live in Texas.
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11-12-2006, 12:07 AM
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Pledge
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1. because theyre gay men
2. because the sex is never as good after you and coke helps make sex better |
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11-12-2006, 12:08 AM
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Immortal
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11-12-2006, 02:49 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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11-12-2006, 02:50 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Kiltworld
Posts: 5,945
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Pepsi > Coke
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11-12-2006, 02:54 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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no way. a cold cherry coke and vodka is so much better than a cherry pepsi and vodka.
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11-12-2006, 02:55 PM
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Banned
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my mum told me than when she visited new york in the 70s she went walking in harlem and some black guy on the street asked her if she wanted some coke. she didn't know what he was talking about so she said "no thanks i'm not thirsty!" and walked away, heh
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11-12-2006, 03:23 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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God is punishing them with a crippling addiction for breaking up with you, what's not to like?
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11-12-2006, 04:09 PM
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Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 15,137
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All of my husband's ex's (exes?) wound up pregnant and addicted to drugs. Sure glad things worked out between us!
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11-12-2006, 05:14 PM
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Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 15,137
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Cherry anything is disgusting.
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11-12-2006, 05:16 PM
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Location: in your butt
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11-12-2006, 06:02 PM
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Immortal
Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin'
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have you ever rubbed coke on your dick
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11-12-2006, 06:12 PM
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Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 15,137
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No
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11-12-2006, 07:17 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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11-12-2006, 07:18 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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i quit drinking pop but on the very rare occasion i'll treat myself to a cherry coke. |
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11-12-2006, 08:21 PM
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Location: in your butt
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11-12-2006, 08:39 PM
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
Location: the liquor store, restocking.
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i meant 'you' as a general statement.
i had 3 in a row, one turned out awesome, one just didn't care enough to get better and the third.. well, we only tried it one time. |
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11-12-2006, 08:42 PM
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NO FATS
Location: NO FEMS
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11-12-2006, 11:49 PM
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Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
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Nimrod is creeping me out in this thread
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11-13-2006, 01:17 AM
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Pledge
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not if it was cut with lidocaine D:
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11-13-2006, 03:42 AM
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has great self of steam.
Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS
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Weren't you doing cocaine heavily for a while?
That could be your answer, right there... |
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11-13-2006, 03:44 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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hey ihaman if i ever feel the need to fire up a coke addition, im gonna fuck you in the ass first, just so i can get the whole experience
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11-13-2006, 03:51 AM
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Dute of Seven Y's
Location: Mr. C's garage
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11-13-2006, 04:06 AM
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Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Potential parody threads:
1. Why is it that all my ex's get addicted to Pepsi? 2. Why is it that all my base are belong to coke? 3. Why is it that I'm addicted to my ex's coke? 4. Why is it that all my ex's get addicted to love? And they're all awful...  |
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11-13-2006, 04:45 AM
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Registered User
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Damn 2 of my ex's are now lesbians.
There are only 2 conclusions. |
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