Sickipedia

Kahlo · 10-27-2006, 06:14 AM

Like Wikipedia, just with sick jokes.

http://www.sickipedia.org/

barden · 10-27-2006, 06:33 AM

What a stupid site.
These jokes specifically are horrible and not even remotely entertaining. I clicked on the link curious to see how creative heartless bastards can be. Since the jokes are so weak, I have to assume that heartless bastards who are willing to make the jokes in the first place are pretty much mentally challenged:

• I've just bought Steve Irwin's wet-suit on eBay. It's got a bloody great big hole in the front. Looks like I've been stung.
• Steve's favourite sunglasses? Ray Bans
• As Steve Irwin was dying he saw a blinding ray of light.
• How did Steve Irwin die? He had a heart attack.
• What do Steve Irwin and Trudie Styler have in common? Sting's fucked them both.
• They're making a film about the life of Steve Irwin, apparently it's got a bit of a sting in the tail.
• The Advertising Standards Authority has ordered an Australian sunscreen manufacturer whose products were endorsed by Steve Irwin to pull their adverts, stating that their claim "protects from all harmful rays" was misleading.
• When asked about his favourite childhood programme, Steve Irwin replied 'Thunderbirds was great but there'll always be a place in my heart for Stingray.'
• Steve Irwin is on his way up to the pearly gates, when on his arrival God speaks and says "Irwin, love the show, you know you look a lot browner than you do on TV." To which, with his stereotypical Aussie enthusiasm, Mr Irwin replies "Cheers mate, just caught a few rays on the way up here."
• At Steve Irwin's funeral, there is a parade of Sports Cars from his wife's country, America. When it got to the Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray, everyone burst into tears.
• Apparently Steve Irwin has been stung for death duties.
• It was a shame to see Steve Irwin had died but you can be sure that he wont be the last bloke to be stung by something with big flaps that smells of fish.
• What does Steve Irwin And Australia have in common? They're both buried down under.
• Steve Irwin walked into a barb...
• Jimmy Nail is to sing 'Crocodile Shoes' at Steve Irwin's funeral, Sting was the first choice but was considered inappropriate.
• What does Steve Irwin and a pile of manure have in common? They both support the environment when they're deep in the ground.
• What was Steve Irwin's cause of death? Heart Attacked.
• What made Steve Irwin so funny? He died.

ChristHimself! · 10-27-2006, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barden

• What do Steve Irwin and Trudie Styler have in common? Sting's fucked them both.
• Steve Irwin is on his way up to the pearly gates, when on his arrival God speaks and says "Irwin, love the show, you know you look a lot browner than you do on TV." To which, with his stereotypical Aussie enthusiasm, Mr Irwin replies "Cheers mate, just caught a few rays on the way up here."
• It was a shame to see Steve Irwin had died but you can be sure that he wont be the last bloke to be stung by something with big flaps that smells of fish.

aw come on what about these

Kahlo · 10-27-2006, 07:05 AM

some of the jokes on that site are fantastic!

barden · 10-27-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

aw come on what about these

But I loves ol Stevesie.

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-27-2006, 08:42 AM

hi baden.
i was worried when you weren't around for a while.

Kahlo · 10-27-2006, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barden

But I loves ol Stevesie.

look him being dead is best for everyone.

sleeper · 10-27-2006, 08:57 AM

* An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Kahlo · 10-27-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sleeper

* An Irishman walks out of a bar.

that is a filthy lie

mccririck · 10-27-2006, 09:16 AM

An Irishman walks out of a bar and bangs his head.

Kahlo · 10-27-2006, 09:22 AM

irishmen are carried out of bars, they never walk!!!

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10-27-2006, 06:33 AM	#2
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	What a stupid site. These jokes specifically are horrible and not even remotely entertaining. I clicked on the link curious to see how creative heartless bastards can be. Since the jokes are so weak, I have to assume that heartless bastards who are willing to make the jokes in the first place are pretty much mentally challenged: • I've just bought Steve Irwin's wet-suit on eBay. It's got a bloody great big hole in the front. Looks like I've been stung. • Steve's favourite sunglasses? Ray Bans • As Steve Irwin was dying he saw a blinding ray of light. • How did Steve Irwin die? He had a heart attack. • What do Steve Irwin and Trudie Styler have in common? Sting's fucked them both. • They're making a film about the life of Steve Irwin, apparently it's got a bit of a sting in the tail. • The Advertising Standards Authority has ordered an Australian sunscreen manufacturer whose products were endorsed by Steve Irwin to pull their adverts, stating that their claim "protects from all harmful rays" was misleading. • When asked about his favourite childhood programme, Steve Irwin replied 'Thunderbirds was great but there'll always be a place in my heart for Stingray.' • Steve Irwin is on his way up to the pearly gates, when on his arrival God speaks and says "Irwin, love the show, you know you look a lot browner than you do on TV." To which, with his stereotypical Aussie enthusiasm, Mr Irwin replies "Cheers mate, just caught a few rays on the way up here." • At Steve Irwin's funeral, there is a parade of Sports Cars from his wife's country, America. When it got to the Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray, everyone burst into tears. • Apparently Steve Irwin has been stung for death duties. • It was a shame to see Steve Irwin had died but you can be sure that he wont be the last bloke to be stung by something with big flaps that smells of fish. • What does Steve Irwin And Australia have in common? They're both buried down under. • Steve Irwin walked into a barb... • Jimmy Nail is to sing 'Crocodile Shoes' at Steve Irwin's funeral, Sting was the first choice but was considered inappropriate. • What does Steve Irwin and a pile of manure have in common? They both support the environment when they're deep in the ground. • What was Steve Irwin's cause of death? Heart Attacked. • What made Steve Irwin so funny? He died.

10-27-2006, 07:05 AM	#4
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	some of the jokes on that site are fantastic!

10-27-2006, 08:42 AM	#6
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	hi baden. i was worried when you weren't around for a while.

10-27-2006, 08:57 AM	#8
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	* An Irishman walks out of a bar.

10-27-2006, 09:16 AM	#10
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	An Irishman walks out of a bar and bangs his head.

10-27-2006, 09:22 AM	#11
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	irishmen are carried out of bars, they never walk!!!