I am addicted to bardy

10-15-2006, 01:49 PM

I constantly masturbate to pics of her in that push up bra.

I envision a threesome between me, her, and her boyfriend where we both take turns jizzing in between her tits.

Trotskilicious · 10-15-2006, 01:54 PM

Oh man that is so hot.

mccririck · 10-15-2006, 02:07 PM

You bitch dont piss take my thread!

10-15-2006, 02:09 PM

You're a complete douche if you think anyone gives a flying fuck about your thread.

mccririck · 10-15-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boner

You're a complete douche if you think anyone gives a flying fuck about your thread.

Well you're just a complete douche, so...

Trotskilicious · 10-15-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mccririck

Well you're just a complete douche, so...

RAAAWWK! YOU'RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE! RAAWWWK!

mccririck · 10-15-2006, 02:27 PM

Yeah, whatever that means, faggot.

The Jesus · 10-15-2006, 02:33 PM

Breasts.

I'm Hardcore · 10-15-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Oh man that is so hot.

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violent, climax Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

Esty · 10-15-2006, 02:40 PM

Sorry boner, she's taken.

duovamp · 10-15-2006, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

RAAAWWK! YOU'RE A COMPLETE DOUCHE! RAAWWWK!

Pining for the fjords.

Kahlo · 10-15-2006, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mccririck

Yeah, whatever that means, faggot.

what a tard.

Kahlo · 10-15-2006, 03:16 PM

also pics please.

meow · 10-15-2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mccririck

Yeah, whatever that means, faggot.

geez, even I get it.

tcm · 10-15-2006, 07:46 PM

did someone say rawk

alisonmonster · 10-15-2006, 10:04 PM

the fact he said the exact thing like boner said, sounding like a parrot etc

Netphorian Gadabout · 10-15-2006, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boner

I constantly masturbate to pics of her in that push up bra.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Trotskilicious · 10-15-2006, 10:13 PM

There is a pic of a parrot.

Nate the Grate · 10-15-2006, 10:14 PM

this should be a pic post

Katy Lied · 10-15-2006, 10:15 PM

this should be a NSFW pic post

duovamp · 10-15-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katy Lied

this should be a NSFW pic post

Do you really want that?

Netphorian Gadabout · 10-15-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

There is a pic of a parrot.

Sadly, it makes for poor masterbatory fodder. But still, you are technically correct, sir.

Katy Lied · 10-15-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Do you really want that?

Probably.

duovamp · 10-15-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katy Lied

Probably.

I can make all of your wildest dreams come true...

Kahlo · 10-16-2006, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpkins23836

Sadly, it makes for poor masterbatory fodder. But still, you are technically correct, sir.

sounds like a challenge to me.

cork_soaker · 10-16-2006, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

I can make all of your wildest dreams come true...

don't do it.

1. i can't stand the fjorddds'ses's'
1. you look like an awkward skwaking [sic] bird with nothing to do

Trotskilicious · 10-16-2006, 03:22 AM

It took me a long time to figure out what (sic) meant but I'm still wondering what it stands for.

Kahlo · 10-16-2006, 03:23 AM

Ok no luck with the bird. Must try harder.

cork_soaker · 10-16-2006, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

It took me a long time to figure out what (sic) meant but I'm still wondering what it stands for.

meet the internet.

Trotskilicious · 10-16-2006, 03:28 AM

You don't know what it means, either.

10-15-2006, 01:49 PM	#1
Boner Posts: n/a	I am addicted to bardy I constantly masturbate to pics of her in that push up bra. I envision a threesome between me, her, and her boyfriend where we both take turns jizzing in between her tits.

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10-15-2006, 01:54 PM	#2
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Oh man that is so hot.

10-15-2006, 02:07 PM	#3
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	You bitch dont piss take my thread!

10-15-2006, 02:09 PM	#4
Boner Posts: n/a	You're a complete douche if you think anyone gives a flying fuck about your thread.

10-15-2006, 02:27 PM	#7
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	Yeah, whatever that means, faggot.

10-15-2006, 02:33 PM	#8
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	Breasts.

10-15-2006, 02:40 PM	#10
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	Sorry boner, she's taken.

10-15-2006, 03:16 PM	#13
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	also pics please.

10-15-2006, 07:46 PM	#15
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	did someone say rawk

10-15-2006, 10:04 PM	#16
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	the fact he said the exact thing like boner said, sounding like a parrot etc

10-15-2006, 10:13 PM	#18
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	There is a pic of a parrot.

10-15-2006, 10:14 PM	#19
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	this should be a pic post

10-15-2006, 10:15 PM	#20
Katy Lied Apocalyptic Poster Location: in john mayer's pants Posts: 3,089	this should be a NSFW pic post

10-16-2006, 03:22 AM	#27
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	It took me a long time to figure out what (sic) meant but I'm still wondering what it stands for.

10-16-2006, 03:23 AM	#28
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	Ok no luck with the bird. Must try harder.

10-16-2006, 03:28 AM	#30
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	You don't know what it means, either.