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Old 10-14-2006, 05:27 PM   #1
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Lightbulb My landlord just imitated my girlfriend's sex screams

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Old 10-14-2006, 05:28 PM   #2
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i dont get it, dead

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:28 PM   #3
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Mine just jizzed through the letterbox.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:29 PM   #4
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ooooooooh yeah


i love dead really

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:31 PM   #5
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Mine just jizzed through the letterbox.

this post made me happy

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:31 PM   #6
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i dont get it, dead
Think harder.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:28 PM   #7
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:29 PM   #8
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My landlord just initiated my girlfriend's sex screams

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:34 PM   #9
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That's what I was getting at, jesus you are some major numbskulls.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:37 PM   #10
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i got it dead, your landlord is bonking your girlfriend

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:37 PM   #11
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my landlord just laminated my nuts.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:39 PM   #12
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Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:41 PM   #13
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screw lamination grumble, get that shit bronzed

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:43 PM   #14
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it wasn't my choice! he caught me off guard and he's since fled.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:49 PM   #15
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My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:57 PM   #16
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Then jizzed in his letter box for good measure and continuity with the rest of this thread.

 
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Old 10-14-2006, 10:03 PM   #17
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My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
tell me they were reports on oscar wilde

 
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