unwritten rules of cooking - Page 3

Ihaman · 10-12-2006, 04:20 PM

ALWAYS toast your herbs in an un-oiled pan prior to cooking

RopeyLopey · 10-12-2006, 04:25 PM

always keep you RED PEPPER and HOT PEPPER spice stuff labelled

DeviousJ · 10-12-2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

always keep you RED PEPPER and HOT PEPPER spice stuff labelled

New cayenne pepper is a lot hotter than cayenne pepper you've had around for a while

Ihaman · 10-12-2006, 04:39 PM

If you run out of lube, use PAM

Ihaman · 10-12-2006, 04:39 PM

but don't put your PAM next to the hot sauce.

wally · 10-12-2006, 04:46 PM

the best hamburger seasoning is worsteschire sauce (you know what I mean) and onion powder. apply directly when cooking.

ammy · 10-12-2006, 06:48 PM

wally is correct. man i love that stuff

but don't put it on your steak. not so good.

Ever · 10-12-2006, 09:22 PM

bardy · 10-12-2006, 09:27 PM

you will win over any man if you know how to make good gravy

yo soy el mejor · 10-12-2006, 09:44 PM

the popcorn is done when there is about 2 - 3 seconds between pops

sppunk · 10-12-2006, 09:46 PM

When ordering, make eye contact with your waiter.

2Marlon2Brando · 10-12-2006, 09:47 PM

i bet youre pretty good at ordering some food

yo soy el mejor · 10-12-2006, 09:49 PM

turn off the oven 5 minutes before the cooking time is up to save energy
dont worry
your food will continue to cook

sppunk · 10-12-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Marlon2Brando

i bet youre pretty good at ordering some food

They don't call me the Jesus of ordering for nothing, dude.

cork_soaker · 10-12-2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

They don't call me the Jesus of ordering for nothing, dude.

maybe also because all you ever fucking order is bread

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-12-2006, 10:56 PM

I just made apple crisp without a recipe.
Will it be good? Yes or no?

alisonmonster · 10-12-2006, 11:04 PM

if there's apples and brown sugar hell yeah

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-12-2006, 11:05 PM

And cinnamon.
I made the crunch out of oatmeal and granola, brown sugar, cinnamon, and butter.
It smells good, how hard could it be to fuck it up?

christian zombie vampires · 10-12-2006, 11:31 PM

shawna as i read this thread i was getting disappointed because i struggle with not knowing basic cooking shit when i try to cook and i knew this thread would be saved when you saw it.

i'm actually printing a printable version of this thread out and putting it in my cookbook.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-12-2006, 11:38 PM

You don't need to cook, marry me Mark and do my dishes! You did a fine job doing my dishes last time (aside from that wine glass you broke

).

christian zombie vampires · 10-12-2006, 11:41 PM

but you don't believe in marriage... this must be serious.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-12-2006, 11:42 PM

I am serious about wanting someone to do my dishes.

christian zombie vampires · 10-12-2006, 11:52 PM

unwritten rules for dishwashing:

cloths are shit, brushes are where it is at
never leave the cloth in a dirty sink
if you have non-non-stick frying pans, destroy them and buy non-stick ones immediatley, it'll reduce your total dishwashing time by at least 30%
if you have an entire sink full to wash, psych yourself up with a couple of beers and blasting "yeah" (crass version) by lcd soundsystem
it takes some training, but dishwashing can be done without even looking at the dishes by doing a quick wash and then using your fingers to do a quick feel-around
after using pots that have stuff stuck to the bottom of them always fill them up with hot water until you get around to washing them, this reduces washing time by another 23%
the time you save not washing dishes should be used to work longer hours, the money made during which should be then saved up to buy a dishwasher because washing dishes is retarded to the max.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-13-2006, 12:35 AM

Did you get my text message, Mark?

Mariner · 10-13-2006, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christian zombie vampires

if you have an entire sink full to wash, psych yourself up with a couple of beers and blasting "yeah" (crass version) by lcd soundsystem

i've been known to play that song in my head while i do a big batch of dishes

mercurial · 10-13-2006, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pink_ribbon_scars

this just in from the person who always sets off the smoke alarm when cooking:

-if you heat butter in a pan it can get burnt pretty quickly, but if you put in a mixture of butter and oil, things will go great

quality tip here folks ... butter and olive oil makes for a brilliant combination of flavours

mercurial · 10-13-2006, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mariner

i've been known to play that song in my head while i do a big batch of dishes

used to drive my little sister absolutely crazy by singing terrible songs really terribly when we had to do the dishes

it got so bad, to the point where she would be screaming at me, that the parents had to ban us from doing the dishes together ever

"i'm your privaaaate daaancer ... daaancin for moneh ..."

Trotskilicious · 10-13-2006, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurial

used to drive my little sister absolutely crazy by singing terrible songs really terribly when we had to do the dishes

it got so bad, to the point where she would be screaming at me, that the parents had to ban us from doing the dishes together ever

"i'm your privaaaate daaancer ... daaancin for moneh ..."

This reminds me of when my family was on a trip to Port Aransas and my mom and my aunt started singing My Way really badly and my cousin started freaking out, screaming and kicking and shit and then when my aunt stopped the car my cousin got out and started running down the highway in the opposite direction screaming "I HATE YOU MOM GOD WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS STUFF OH MY GOD!" It was probably one of the funniest moments in family history.

myosis · 10-13-2006, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christian zombie vampires

unwritten rules for dishwashing:
after using pots that have stuff stuck to the bottom of them always fill them up with hot water until you get around to washing them, this reduces washing time by another 23%.

mix in some salt too.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-14-2006, 06:42 PM

Vegetable shortening or butter to make my pie crust?
HURRY UP NETPHORIA.

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10-12-2006, 04:20 PM	#61
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	ALWAYS toast your herbs in an un-oiled pan prior to cooking

10-12-2006, 04:25 PM	#62
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	always keep you RED PEPPER and HOT PEPPER spice stuff labelled

10-12-2006, 04:39 PM	#64
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	If you run out of lube, use PAM

10-12-2006, 04:46 PM	#66
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	the best hamburger seasoning is worsteschire sauce (you know what I mean) and onion powder. apply directly when cooking.

10-12-2006, 06:48 PM	#67
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	wally is correct. man i love that stuff but don't put it on your steak. not so good.

10-12-2006, 09:22 PM	#68
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203

10-12-2006, 09:27 PM	#69
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	you will win over any man if you know how to make good gravy

10-12-2006, 09:44 PM	#70
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	the popcorn is done when there is about 2 - 3 seconds between pops

10-12-2006, 09:46 PM	#71
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	When ordering, make eye contact with your waiter.

10-12-2006, 09:47 PM	#72
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	i bet youre pretty good at ordering some food

10-12-2006, 09:49 PM	#73
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	turn off the oven 5 minutes before the cooking time is up to save energy dont worry your food will continue to cook

10-12-2006, 10:56 PM	#76
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I just made apple crisp without a recipe. Will it be good? Yes or no?

10-12-2006, 11:04 PM	#77
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	if there's apples and brown sugar hell yeah

10-12-2006, 11:05 PM	#78
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	And cinnamon. I made the crunch out of oatmeal and granola, brown sugar, cinnamon, and butter. It smells good, how hard could it be to fuck it up?

10-12-2006, 11:31 PM	#79
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	shawna as i read this thread i was getting disappointed because i struggle with not knowing basic cooking shit when i try to cook and i knew this thread would be saved when you saw it. i'm actually printing a printable version of this thread out and putting it in my cookbook.

10-12-2006, 11:38 PM	#80
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	You don't need to cook, marry me Mark and do my dishes! You did a fine job doing my dishes last time (aside from that wine glass you broke ).

10-12-2006, 11:41 PM	#81
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	but you don't believe in marriage... this must be serious.

10-12-2006, 11:42 PM	#82
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I am serious about wanting someone to do my dishes.

10-12-2006, 11:52 PM	#83
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	unwritten rules for dishwashing: cloths are shit, brushes are where it is at never leave the cloth in a dirty sink if you have non-non-stick frying pans, destroy them and buy non-stick ones immediatley, it'll reduce your total dishwashing time by at least 30% if you have an entire sink full to wash, psych yourself up with a couple of beers and blasting "yeah" (crass version) by lcd soundsystem it takes some training, but dishwashing can be done without even looking at the dishes by doing a quick wash and then using your fingers to do a quick feel-around after using pots that have stuff stuck to the bottom of them always fill them up with hot water until you get around to washing them, this reduces washing time by another 23% the time you save not washing dishes should be used to work longer hours, the money made during which should be then saved up to buy a dishwasher because washing dishes is retarded to the max.

10-13-2006, 12:35 AM	#84
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	Did you get my text message, Mark?

10-14-2006, 06:42 PM	#90
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	Vegetable shortening or butter to make my pie crust? HURRY UP NETPHORIA.