unwritten rules of cooking

2Marlon2Brando · 10-11-2006, 09:14 PM

maybe you people can give me some tips

2Marlon2Brando · 10-11-2006, 09:15 PM

you know like if you can smell the brownies then theyve been in too long

2Marlon2Brando · 10-11-2006, 09:15 PM

or when you throw the spaghetti noodle against the wall and it sticks

2Marlon2Brando · 10-11-2006, 09:17 PM

im trying to get a posting marathon going but i dont think anybody is here

dean_r_koontz · 10-11-2006, 09:20 PM

putting feces in the food you're cooking rarely improves the taste.

Sepiae · 10-11-2006, 09:26 PM

Recipes are just suggestions. Except for in baking.

bardy · 10-11-2006, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Marlon2Brando

you know like if you can smell the brownies then theyve been in too long

what? untrue

Karl Connor · 10-11-2006, 09:28 PM

timing has to be precise when microwaving lean pockets and ramen. one second too much with a lean pocket will turn the cheese/sauce too crusty; the ramen noodles too soft

bardy · 10-11-2006, 09:29 PM

do you want to know how to make your house/apartment smell really nice? Heat up one of your stove burners until they are red hot, and then drop some cinnamon on it! It makes cool sparks and ALSO smells amazing!

its like a little fireworks show, but it's harmless.

10-11-2006, 09:30 PM

it is never a good idea to cook bacon on High.

2Marlon2Brando · 10-11-2006, 09:30 PM

hey randall did they have hot pockets at your high school cafeteria

bardy · 10-11-2006, 09:32 PM

also if you want to make a homemade egg mcmuffin, to get the egg like it is in the sandwiches, put it in the microwave for 1 minute. well, one minute per egg. IF you put it in a bowl it'll get that round shape, too.

killer_tomato · 10-11-2006, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Marlon2Brando

or when you throw the spaghetti noodle against the wall and it sticks

who the hell does stuff like that?

Sepiae · 10-11-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

do you want to know how to make your house/apartment smell really nice? Heat up one of your stove burners until they are red hot, and then drop some cinnamon on it! It makes cool sparks and ALSO smells amazing!

its like a little fireworks show, but it's harmless.

Wouldn't that fuck up the burner? I just simmer cinnamon in water.

killer_tomato · 10-11-2006, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

also if you want to make a homemade egg mcmuffin, to get the egg like it is in the sandwiches, put it in the microwave for 1 minute. well, one minute per egg. IF you put it in a bowl it'll get that round shape, too.

what the fuck

cork_soaker · 10-11-2006, 09:34 PM

Sear chicken on the skin side first.

cork_soaker · 10-11-2006, 09:35 PM

use more butter.

Karl Connor · 10-11-2006, 09:35 PM

nah i dont recall my high school ever having anything as good as hot pockets. that would've been nice

i hear at some cy-fair district schools there's a McDonalds. though that might be an urban myth or something

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-11-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

do you want to know how to make your house/apartment smell really nice? Heat up one of your stove burners until they are red hot, and then drop some cinnamon on it! It makes cool sparks and ALSO smells amazing!

its like a little fireworks show, but it's harmless.

or just go to the 99 cent store and but a cinnamon scented candle.

cork_soaker · 10-11-2006, 09:36 PM

covering your hands in lard will make them more slippery

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-11-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cork_soaker

covering your hands in lard will make them more slippery

mercurial · 10-11-2006, 09:41 PM

apples and pork go together very, very, well indeed ... always throw some in with the roast pork

coca-cola or any cola for that matter makes a good, tenderizing marinade for tougher cuts of pork eg. chops

bardy · 10-11-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

is that lds?

wally · 10-11-2006, 10:29 PM

roasting vegetables sprayed with a little olive oil and sprikled with a coarse grain salt is the way to go

ammy · 10-11-2006, 10:29 PM

yes. it is.
squashes in particular.

mercurial · 10-11-2006, 10:31 PM

i almost always throw rosemary in with my roast veg

sometimes i prefer thyme if it's to accompany chicken

Trotskilicious · 10-11-2006, 10:31 PM

Cook noodles in salty water then put butter or olive oil on them while they're straining.

wally · 10-11-2006, 10:33 PM

doesn't that just make the greasy? I usually just take the noodles out of the hot pot, strain them, but them right back into the pot while it's still hot and throw the sauce on it immediately. It keeps the noodles seperated and warm.

Grumble · 10-11-2006, 10:33 PM

cooking is like poetry. sometimes it's good if the ingredients rhyme. and you should aim to tell a story with your food, or offer some kind of commentary. i make omelettes that critique late capitalism. delicious and thought-provoking.

wally · 10-11-2006, 10:33 PM

even your omelettes are pretentious

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10-11-2006, 09:15 PM	#2
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	you know like if you can smell the brownies then theyve been in too long

10-11-2006, 09:17 PM	#4
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	im trying to get a posting marathon going but i dont think anybody is here

10-11-2006, 09:20 PM	#5
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	putting feces in the food you're cooking rarely improves the taste.

10-11-2006, 09:26 PM	#6
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	Recipes are just suggestions. Except for in baking.

10-11-2006, 09:28 PM	#8
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,933	timing has to be precise when microwaving lean pockets and ramen. one second too much with a lean pocket will turn the cheese/sauce too crusty; the ramen noodles too soft

10-11-2006, 09:29 PM	#9
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	do you want to know how to make your house/apartment smell really nice? Heat up one of your stove burners until they are red hot, and then drop some cinnamon on it! It makes cool sparks and ALSO smells amazing! its like a little fireworks show, but it's harmless.

10-11-2006, 09:30 PM	#10
kristin xp Posts: n/a	it is never a good idea to cook bacon on High.

10-11-2006, 09:32 PM	#12
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	also if you want to make a homemade egg mcmuffin, to get the egg like it is in the sandwiches, put it in the microwave for 1 minute. well, one minute per egg. IF you put it in a bowl it'll get that round shape, too.

10-11-2006, 09:34 PM	#16
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	Sear chicken on the skin side first.

10-11-2006, 09:35 PM	#17
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	use more butter.

10-11-2006, 09:36 PM	#20
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	covering your hands in lard will make them more slippery

10-11-2006, 09:41 PM	#22
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	apples and pork go together very, very, well indeed ... always throw some in with the roast pork coca-cola or any cola for that matter makes a good, tenderizing marinade for tougher cuts of pork eg. chops

10-11-2006, 10:29 PM	#24
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	roasting vegetables sprayed with a little olive oil and sprikled with a coarse grain salt is the way to go

10-11-2006, 10:29 PM	#25
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	yes. it is. squashes in particular.

10-11-2006, 10:31 PM	#26
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	i almost always throw rosemary in with my roast veg sometimes i prefer thyme if it's to accompany chicken

10-11-2006, 10:31 PM	#27
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Cook noodles in salty water then put butter or olive oil on them while they're straining.

10-11-2006, 10:33 PM	#28
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	doesn't that just make the greasy? I usually just take the noodles out of the hot pot, strain them, but them right back into the pot while it's still hot and throw the sauce on it immediately. It keeps the noodles seperated and warm.

10-11-2006, 10:33 PM	#29
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	cooking is like poetry. sometimes it's good if the ingredients rhyme. and you should aim to tell a story with your food, or offer some kind of commentary. i make omelettes that critique late capitalism. delicious and thought-provoking.