I hate my parents. - Page 2

Mariner · 09-28-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

STICK IT TO THE MOM!

Trotskilicious · 09-28-2006, 06:39 PM

I'd hit it. With a bottle of absinthe in my right hand.

pale blue eyes · 09-28-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cyklone

Just today, I was looking for a picture of my deceased grandfather on my mom's side for school, so I go into her room. I couldn't find the picture, so I decided to go into their drawers. In there, I find a half empty bottle of Absinth..apperently is a whopping 70% alchohol, that's more than likely why it's illegal over here. Right after that, I look in the drawer under amd find about 6 different vibrators and some stuff in a white bottle. I was fucking shocked.

Well, that's what you get for looking through other people's drawers. I'm guessing there weren't any family photos stuck between all those vibrators, eh?

yo soy el mejor · 09-28-2006, 07:34 PM

ive heard my parents fucking a few times. first time i cried and ran to run. must have been like 17. and the other time i laughed and made a thread about it on netphoria. im going to find it. for myself. this might take a while.

cyklone · 09-28-2006, 08:56 PM

Guys....not that I'm judging my mom... she's not exactly a MILF... I'll just say that she's been on constant diets for many years and has short hair that she dyes blonde.. it should probably be white now... and plus.. being kinky with S&M isn't exactly normal.

obscured01 · 09-28-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cyklone

Guys....not that I'm judging my mom... she's not exactly a MILF... I'll just say that she's been on constant diets for many years and has short hair that she dyes blonde.. it should probably be white now... and plus.. being kinky with S&M isn't exactly normal.

You don't have to be super attractive to have sex, especially if you're married. And fat people have sex too you know, and I believe plenty of people are into s&m, it's not exactly abnormal.

cyklone · 09-28-2006, 09:02 PM

They were asking for pictures.. and whipping people with leather whips for a sexual sensation is n't exact normal either.

Mariner · 09-28-2006, 09:27 PM

you have a lot to learn, kiddo

Orchestra · 09-28-2006, 10:04 PM

Proceed to end their lives, then BBQ and consume your pets.

Dead · 09-28-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by obscured01

You don't have to be super attractive to have sex, especially if you're married.

Heh this sounded really funny to me.

ammy · 09-28-2006, 11:46 PM

in this thread, cyklone takes a huge step towards becoming an adult.

or not.

Eulogy · 09-29-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cyklone

I find a half empty bottle of Absinth..apperently is a whopping 70% alchohol, that's more than likely why it's illegal over here.

uh

they sell things with higher alcohol content than that here.

sickbadthing · 09-29-2006, 12:40 AM

This is fake. You want to fuck your dad while your mom chokes you and shoves a banana up your ass.

There. THERE'S MY REPLY TO THE FAKE FUCKING POST ON THE FAKE FUCKING INTERNET.

Hey Sean Alexander is like out for the season. Shit. I think his leg got cut off or some shit.

H5N1ETZSCHE · 09-29-2006, 12:47 AM

solid like an atkins shit

Lie · 09-29-2006, 12:58 AM

I wish I had more of a sense of my parents as actual people even if it was disturbing and gross. They are both serene and detached as hell and I don't think I ever even saw them kiss.

cyklone · 09-29-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Eulogy

uh

they sell things with higher alcohol content than that here.

Did not know that..

Luke de Spa · 09-29-2006, 07:48 AM

wormwood

Trotskilicious · 09-29-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Hey Sean Alexander is like out for the season. Shit. I think his leg got cut off or some shit.

I think it was an accident involving lemon juice and a wiener dog.

Aeroplane · 09-29-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ammy

damn, realizing that your parents are people! WOW! that SUCKS!

dude..

Exactly. Time to grow up.

cyklone · 09-29-2006, 05:52 PM

Yes, time to grow up.. "My parents are sex fiends!" "Ahh, grow up" Mhm.. I know exactly what you're talking about.

ammy · 09-29-2006, 06:53 PM

what we mean is that there's a point when you're growing up that you come to this fabulous and sometimes uncomfortable realization that your parents are actual HUMANS who do the same sort of things YOU do (or will once you're older, because apparently you're like 16). it's wierd, i know...

and dude, it really doesn't sound like they're sex feinds, sounds more like you're a prude.

wHATcOLOR · 09-29-2006, 06:54 PM

that's ammy's way of saying she has assless leather pants too

Trotskilicious · 09-29-2006, 06:54 PM

Maybe he is a prude that thinks drugs are evil. I mean kids are supposed to rebel and if his parents are already fucking like bunnies and sucking down absinthe then he's going to be a future mormon.

ammy · 09-29-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

that's ammy's way of saying she has assless leather pants too

how did you know!

Mariner · 09-29-2006, 11:12 PM

ammy, your child is going to have to come to terms with it in about 16 years. whatcolor is just helping you be prepared by outing the fact in front of all of us.

mxzombie · 09-29-2006, 11:13 PM

what if his parents were tying each other up when he was conceived. how about that

Mariner · 09-29-2006, 11:17 PM

what if his dad was the one in the assless chaps

mxzombie · 09-29-2006, 11:19 PM

now that would be something

Mariner · 09-29-2006, 11:20 PM

cyklone, just think about it.

mxzombie · 09-29-2006, 11:24 PM

maybe he found a trapdoor to an s&m dungeon

09-28-2006, 06:39 PM	#32
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I'd hit it. With a bottle of absinthe in my right hand.

09-28-2006, 07:34 PM	#34
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	ive heard my parents fucking a few times. first time i cried and ran to run. must have been like 17. and the other time i laughed and made a thread about it on netphoria. im going to find it. for myself. this might take a while.

09-28-2006, 08:56 PM	#35
cyklone Pledge Posts: 50	Guys....not that I'm judging my mom... she's not exactly a MILF... I'll just say that she's been on constant diets for many years and has short hair that she dyes blonde.. it should probably be white now... and plus.. being kinky with S&M isn't exactly normal.

09-28-2006, 09:02 PM	#37
cyklone Pledge Posts: 50	They were asking for pictures.. and whipping people with leather whips for a sexual sensation is n't exact normal either.

09-28-2006, 09:27 PM	#38
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	you have a lot to learn, kiddo

09-28-2006, 10:04 PM	#39
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	Proceed to end their lives, then BBQ and consume your pets.

09-28-2006, 11:46 PM	#41
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	in this thread, cyklone takes a huge step towards becoming an adult. or not.

09-29-2006, 12:40 AM	#43
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	This is fake. You want to fuck your dad while your mom chokes you and shoves a banana up your ass. There. THERE'S MY REPLY TO THE FAKE FUCKING POST ON THE FAKE FUCKING INTERNET. Hey Sean Alexander is like out for the season. Shit. I think his leg got cut off or some shit.

09-29-2006, 12:47 AM	#44
H5N1ETZSCHE Oblivious Virgin Location: i love dean_r_koontz Posts: 31	solid like an atkins shit

09-29-2006, 12:58 AM	#45
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I wish I had more of a sense of my parents as actual people even if it was disturbing and gross. They are both serene and detached as hell and I don't think I ever even saw them kiss.

09-29-2006, 07:48 AM	#47
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	wormwood

09-29-2006, 05:52 PM	#50
cyklone Pledge Posts: 50	Yes, time to grow up.. "My parents are sex fiends!" "Ahh, grow up" Mhm.. I know exactly what you're talking about.

09-29-2006, 06:53 PM	#51
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	what we mean is that there's a point when you're growing up that you come to this fabulous and sometimes uncomfortable realization that your parents are actual HUMANS who do the same sort of things YOU do (or will once you're older, because apparently you're like 16). it's wierd, i know... and dude, it really doesn't sound like they're sex feinds, sounds more like you're a prude.

09-29-2006, 06:54 PM	#52
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	that's ammy's way of saying she has assless leather pants too

09-29-2006, 11:12 PM	#55
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	ammy, your child is going to have to come to terms with it in about 16 years. whatcolor is just helping you be prepared by outing the fact in front of all of us.

09-29-2006, 11:13 PM	#56
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	what if his parents were tying each other up when he was conceived. how about that

09-29-2006, 11:17 PM	#57
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	what if his dad was the one in the assless chaps

09-29-2006, 11:19 PM	#58
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	now that would be something

09-29-2006, 11:20 PM	#59
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	cyklone, just think about it.

09-29-2006, 11:24 PM	#60
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	maybe he found a trapdoor to an s&m dungeon