don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (nsfw) - Page 2

pink_ribbon_scars · 09-23-2006, 10:52 PM

that's pretty amazing

but, i mean, at least she's not embarassed of her body

i'd rather see a picture of her than listen to some little chick whine about how fat she is

but if i had to choose, i'd rather be in the same room as a whiny little bony chick than with this person :/ :/ :/

wHATcOLOR · 09-23-2006, 10:59 PM

i was an even today called Love Fest and i saw lots of things like that. i saw a lot of things. i saw a naked transvestite gyrating on top of a huge truck, completely naked, doing the helicopter and grabbing his tits. it was horrifying

Dead · 09-23-2006, 11:03 PM

That sounds like the time I inadvertently emerged from the subway directly into the dyke parade.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 09-23-2006, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfaerie

if she didn't have a vagina, i would have thought she was a man.

Are you sure its a vagina? She/he pretty fat, it might be an inverted penis...

Fonzie · 09-24-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

doing the helicopter

What's the helicoptor?

wHATcOLOR · 09-24-2006, 01:04 AM

its when you're naked and you vigorously swirl your hips around such that your penis goes around and around and around

Orchestra · 09-24-2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Don't you wish your girlfriend was fat like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a blimp like me-ee?
~~DON'T YOU?!~~

DOANE CHA?!

Fonzie · 09-24-2006, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

its when you're naked and you vigorously swirl your hips around such that your penis goes around and around and around

a-ha. Mystery solved.

duovamp · 09-24-2006, 04:10 AM

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D. · 09-24-2006, 11:37 AM

speechless

Starla · 09-24-2006, 11:47 AM

it's esty's mom

Starla · 09-24-2006, 11:49 AM

green chair · 09-24-2006, 12:14 PM

the one with the crown is my favorite

I'm Hardcore · 09-24-2006, 03:48 PM

i hate this thread

drmoon · 09-24-2006, 09:54 PM

why.

Why, God, why?

alisonmonster · 09-24-2006, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead

That sounds like the time I inadvertently emerged from the subway directly into the dyke parade.

i'd like to see you walking in allegiance with 'Dykes on Bikes'

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 09-24-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by contusion

oh my god

quoted for page 2

Effloresce · 09-25-2006, 08:44 AM

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Kahlo · 09-25-2006, 08:45 AM

I died a little inside.

Kahlo · 09-25-2006, 08:49 AM

i still would shag fuck out of it for kicks.

The Jesus · 09-25-2006, 09:38 AM

Horrific!

Effloresce · 09-25-2006, 02:34 PM

siaufolsdhbgflhb

GlasgowKiss · 09-25-2006, 05:57 PM

If people would just stop reposting these pictures like this then we wouldnt have to scroll past them over and over.

Quote:

Originally Posted by contusion

oh my god

ravenguy2000 · 09-25-2006, 06:05 PM

seriously though why couldn't that crown have been from burger king

contusion · 09-27-2006, 03:48 PM

because she's vegeterian

Toast · 09-27-2006, 03:51 PM

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6518/splooge1dczw0.gif

09-23-2006, 11:03 PM	#33
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	That sounds like the time I inadvertently emerged from the subway directly into the dyke parade. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

09-24-2006, 11:49 AM	#42
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	j/k

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09-23-2006, 10:52 PM	#31
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	that's pretty amazing but, i mean, at least she's not embarassed of her body i'd rather see a picture of her than listen to some little chick whine about how fat she is but if i had to choose, i'd rather be in the same room as a whiny little bony chick than with this person :/ :/ :/

09-23-2006, 10:59 PM	#32
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i was an even today called Love Fest and i saw lots of things like that. i saw a lot of things. i saw a naked transvestite gyrating on top of a huge truck, completely naked, doing the helicopter and grabbing his tits. it was horrifying

09-24-2006, 01:04 AM	#36
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	its when you're naked and you vigorously swirl your hips around such that your penis goes around and around and around

09-24-2006, 04:10 AM	#39
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-24-2006, 11:37 AM	#40
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	speechless

09-24-2006, 11:47 AM	#41
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	it's esty's mom

09-24-2006, 12:14 PM	#43
green chair Banned Posts: 660	the one with the crown is my favorite

09-24-2006, 03:48 PM	#44
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	i hate this thread

09-24-2006, 09:54 PM	#45
drmoon Ownz Location: fuckington, new fuckland Posts: 656	why. Why, God, why?

09-25-2006, 08:44 AM	#48
Effloresce Banned Posts: 5,018	I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

09-25-2006, 08:45 AM	#49
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	I died a little inside.

09-25-2006, 08:49 AM	#50
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	i still would shag fuck out of it for kicks.

09-25-2006, 09:38 AM	#51
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	Horrific!

09-25-2006, 02:34 PM	#52
Effloresce Banned Posts: 5,018	siaufolsdhbgflhb

09-25-2006, 06:05 PM	#54
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	seriously though why couldn't that crown have been from burger king

09-27-2006, 03:48 PM	#55
contusion Demi-God Location: inner space Posts: 452	because she's vegeterian

09-27-2006, 03:51 PM	#56
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6518/splooge1dczw0.gif