don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (nsfw)

contusion · 09-23-2006, 01:23 PM

a rather innocuous icon on an lj community brings about :

further investigate into her profile reveals:

billex doux · 09-23-2006, 01:25 PM

contusion · 09-23-2006, 01:27 PM

oh my god

alisonmonster · 09-23-2006, 01:28 PM

she looks like a fatter version of Uncle Kracker

2Marlon2Brando · 09-23-2006, 01:31 PM

i feel cheated

toyschoketoys · 09-23-2006, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xtina

fuck jesus.

oh even he cant save you from it.

Dead · 09-23-2006, 04:06 PM

That's some weird ass shit. But the clit shot was hot.

bardy · 09-23-2006, 04:11 PM

wait is that a guy at the end

Dead · 09-23-2006, 04:14 PM

I don't know, I would rather not scroll back up!

bardy · 09-23-2006, 04:15 PM

the girl in the beginning looks EXACTLY like this lady I work with!! except a bit heavier and with different color hair. Maybe it's her in her youth!

Dead · 09-23-2006, 04:23 PM

Ask to see her nipples.

toyschoketoys · 09-23-2006, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead

the clit shot was hot.

what do you think it tastes like, my money is on skanky kebab

Dead · 09-23-2006, 04:27 PM

I can't do better, must be skanky kebab.

toyschoketoys · 09-23-2006, 04:28 PM

do you have kebabs out there ?

i am heading to bannf next week and torronto for newyear, you better be able to get some decent food after a night out on the pish.

Dead · 09-23-2006, 04:30 PM

Yeah, I live right next to greek town. They have kebabs up the yin yang.

Karl Connor · 09-23-2006, 04:35 PM

oh why lord must all the oversexed women be morbidly obese

yo soy el mejor · 09-23-2006, 06:37 PM

toyschoketoys · 09-23-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

>_<

i had to do a double take as i thought it was you in the pics there.

ravenguy2000 · 09-23-2006, 06:49 PM

that is one beefy clit

toyschoketoys · 09-23-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

that is one beefy clit

as in taste ?
we had agreed it tasted like kebab

ravenguy2000 · 09-23-2006, 06:59 PM

are there not beef kebabs where you come from?

blackfaerie · 09-23-2006, 06:59 PM

if she didn't have a vagina, i would have thought she was a man.

Dead · 09-23-2006, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

that is one beefy clit

This post had me at beefy clit.

ravenguy2000 · 09-23-2006, 07:02 PM

or is kebab something different from a kabob

Dead · 09-23-2006, 07:02 PM

Alright this wins best exchange of the day for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

that is one beefy clit

Quote:

Originally Posted by thestreetsarehot2night

as in taste ?
we had agreed it tasted like kebab

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

are there not beef kebabs where you come from?

toyschoketoys · 09-23-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

are there not beef kebabs where you come from?

na the musers over here have halal kebabs, i am pretty sure they are lamb, we get chicken ones too.
I dread to think of the way they kill the chickens

Orenthal James · 09-23-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by contusion

oh my god

i'm not gonna lie. it took about 10 seconds to realise these were two different pictures. i thought there was a third nipple on the bottom roll of fat.

TuralyonW3 · 09-23-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orenthal James

i'm not gonna lie. it took about 10 seconds to realise these were two different pictures. i thought there was a third nipple on the bottom roll of fat.

good i'm not the only one

Tchocky · 09-23-2006, 10:28 PM

Don't you wish your girlfriend was fat like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a blimp like me-ee?
DON'T YOU?!

Dead · 09-23-2006, 10:32 PM

first time i saw the real DONT CHA! video i was like wtf this cant be a real song! this is like 2 sentences strung together with 1 singer and like 7 hot sluts.

09-23-2006, 01:23 PM	#1
contusion Demi-God Location: inner space Posts: 452	don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (nsfw) a rather innocuous icon on an lj community brings about : further investigate into her profile reveals:

09-23-2006, 01:25 PM	#2
billex doux Demi-God Location: a well wisher Posts: 291	: (

09-23-2006, 04:06 PM	#7
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	That's some weird ass shit. But the clit shot was hot. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

09-23-2006, 04:23 PM	#11
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Ask to see her nipples. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

09-23-2006, 04:30 PM	#15
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Yeah, I live right next to greek town. They have kebabs up the yin yang. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

09-23-2006, 01:27 PM	#3
contusion Demi-God Location: inner space Posts: 452	oh my god

09-23-2006, 01:28 PM	#4
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	she looks like a fatter version of Uncle Kracker

09-23-2006, 01:31 PM	#5
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	i feel cheated

09-23-2006, 04:11 PM	#8
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	wait is that a guy at the end

09-23-2006, 04:14 PM	#9
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I don't know, I would rather not scroll back up!

09-23-2006, 04:15 PM	#10
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	the girl in the beginning looks EXACTLY like this lady I work with!! except a bit heavier and with different color hair. Maybe it's her in her youth!

09-23-2006, 04:27 PM	#13
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I can't do better, must be skanky kebab.

09-23-2006, 04:28 PM	#14
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,823	do you have kebabs out there ? i am heading to bannf next week and torronto for newyear, you better be able to get some decent food after a night out on the pish.

09-23-2006, 04:35 PM	#16
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,933	oh why lord must all the oversexed women be morbidly obese

09-23-2006, 06:37 PM	#17
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	>_<

09-23-2006, 06:49 PM	#19
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	that is one beefy clit

09-23-2006, 06:59 PM	#21
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	are there not beef kebabs where you come from?

09-23-2006, 06:59 PM	#22
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	if she didn't have a vagina, i would have thought she was a man.

09-23-2006, 07:02 PM	#24
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	or is kebab something different from a kabob

09-23-2006, 10:28 PM	#29
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Don't you wish your girlfriend was fat like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a blimp like me-ee? DON'T YOU?!

09-23-2006, 10:32 PM	#30
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	first time i saw the real DONT CHA! video i was like wtf this cant be a real song! this is like 2 sentences strung together with 1 singer and like 7 hot sluts. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

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