My wife is the greatest.

sppunk · 09-14-2006, 11:02 PM

She, without notice, arrives at the office this afternoon and tells me we must leave immediately. I question her, but she doesn't hint at anything.

Turns out she had surprised me with tickets to the Red Sox game tonight, dinner at one of our favorite raw bars and drinks, and passes to the aquarium.

Totally, totally awesome.

Zorgon · 09-14-2006, 11:03 PM

i saw fever pitch today. wasn't bad

Esty · 09-14-2006, 11:05 PM

The red sox suck though. I'd back hand her for that.

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 09-14-2006, 11:06 PM

she's probably doing this out of guilt after cheating on you

sppunk · 09-14-2006, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esty

The red sox suck though. I'd back hand her for that.

She actually apologized during the game - she bought the tickets when they were still in first.

Hott.

Injektilo · 09-14-2006, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgon

i saw fever pitch today. wasn't bad

I can't think of a movie that was more different from the book it was based on. It was pretty meh.

the movie, not the book.

KrazeeStacee · 09-14-2006, 11:29 PM

Did she read that in cosmo?

Mayfuck · 09-14-2006, 11:32 PM

i'm gonna see some penant race action at dodger stadium this weekend . my nerves are gonna be on end.

coffee spoon · 09-14-2006, 11:37 PM

hopefully the dodgers will continue to play .142 baseball against the Padres.

Geek USA · 09-14-2006, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyinLo_DyinSlo

she's probably doing this out of guilt after cheating on you

¬_¬

Karl Connor · 09-14-2006, 11:42 PM

she reminds me of my father

MonteLDS · 09-15-2006, 01:04 AM

well good for you! wish i had a great wife to surprise me with junk and what not. o well

Trotskilicious · 09-15-2006, 01:06 AM

Another post about your wife. We get it: your life is over and you're trying to reconcile it with yourself. Jeez.

wHATcOLOR · 09-15-2006, 01:07 AM

she's a pretty good fuck too

Lucky Day Spa · 09-15-2006, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

well good for you! wish i had a great wife to surprise me with junk and what not. o well

This post broke my heart.

wHATcOLOR · 09-15-2006, 01:19 AM

one day i blieve it will come true

Elvis The Fat Years · 09-15-2006, 04:18 AM

http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/...esleeping2.jpg

Lucky Day Spa · 09-15-2006, 04:24 AM

Total heartbreaker.

ChristHimself! · 09-15-2006, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

well good for you! wish i had a great wife to surprise me with junk and what not. o well

make a video about it

PkPhuoko · 09-15-2006, 04:24 AM

That's kinda sweet... but I'm not sure which is gayer... the aquarium or redsox game

Trotskilicious · 09-15-2006, 06:05 AM

Red Sox.

2Marlon2Brando · 09-15-2006, 07:22 AM

what kind of job can you just leave in the middle of

GlasgowKiss · 09-15-2006, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Injektilo

I can't think of a movie that was more different from the book it was based on. It was pretty meh.

the movie, not the book.

The british or american Fever Pitch?

bardy · 09-15-2006, 09:28 AM

I am being taken to Six Flags Marine World for my birthday this weekend

Esty · 09-15-2006, 09:28 AM

By whom?

ChristHimself! · 09-15-2006, 09:29 AM

the horse that took her virginity

Mayfuck · 09-15-2006, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

she's a pretty good fuck too

Agreed.

sppunk · 09-15-2006, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

she's a pretty good fuck too

That's just the icing on the cake.

alisonmonster · 09-15-2006, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

Did she read that in cosmo?

probably not, unless they had a quickie on the copier and she tried at least three of cosmo's tested and approved different ways to 'make her man melt' during the copier trist.

that being said, sounds like a good woman. hopefully she keeps that stuff up for the next...50 years or so.

wHATcOLOR · 09-15-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

That's just the icing on the cake.

*high-five*

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09-14-2006, 11:03 PM	#2
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Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	The red sox suck though. I'd back hand her for that.

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Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	i'm gonna see some penant race action at dodger stadium this weekend . my nerves are gonna be on end.

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