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Old 09-14-2006, 06:06 AM   #31
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titties for sure... can play with them all day everday.. asses are for slappin.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:21 AM   #32
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i'm a dapper dan man!

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:57 AM   #33
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Ass! I started out as a boob guy though.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:46 AM   #34
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i'm more likely to go for a woman with nice arse and average bosom, than one with nice bosom and awful arse
yeah, me too, although if it makes any sense i still contend that i am an boob man.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:03 AM   #35
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My friend has a g/f with a fairly decent rack, a bit of a bulgy belly and absolutely NO ass. I think she'd look a great deal better if what was in her stomach was in her butt...she'd be perfectly voluptuous.

I love dem booties, fo' shizzle.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:08 AM   #36
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i'm more likely to go for a woman with nice arse and average bosom, than one with nice bosom and awful arse

but you know, no discriminating is required ... all the colours of the rainbow and all that rubbish what, what
What about a woman with a nice bosom and average arse..

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:11 AM   #37
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i'm only interested in females inner qualities so this thread kind of offends me.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:46 PM   #38
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yes
i can do that becase i take off my shirt

LOL!

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 03:32 PM   #39
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i'm more likely to go for a woman with nice arse and average bosom, than one with nice bosom and awful arse

but you know, no discriminating is required ... all the colours of the rainbow and all that rubbish what, what
i don't understand a word of what was said here

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:29 PM   #40
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boobs > ass

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:42 PM   #41
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the only reason men like boobs is because it subconsciously reminds us of the ass, from when we used to do you from behind

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:50 PM   #42
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tell me a fact about lemons...

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:25 PM   #43
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can i say thighs

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:01 PM   #44
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Teeth.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:46 PM   #45
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actually i think i do prefer if a girl has nice ass and legs...boobs can be nice big or small

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:49 PM   #46
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Yeah, you can go overboard with the tits. If they're too big, they look goofy. If they're too small, they look like little points on a chest that has ribs and those horrible neckbones popping out. (I know not the name of them... please tell me someone out there knows what I mean.) Boobs need to fit within a certain zone of acceptable sizes. Also, nipples can be too big. That's just disgusting. ...Either way, a mediocre pair of tits with a perfect ass is better than a mediocre ass with a great set of boobs.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:54 AM   #47
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I love huge boobs.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:54 AM   #48
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im a leg guy.
Aren't you gay?

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 06:59 AM   #49
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Good legs can be spoiled by horrible hoof-like feet; feet are underrated.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:01 AM   #50
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Good legs can be spoiled by horrible hoof-like feet; feet are underrated.
since when have you seen a human with "hoof-like feet"??

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:11 AM   #51
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since when have you seen a human with "hoof-like feet"??

This chic has one: http://www.katesplayground.com/

(right foot/hoof)

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/9395/hoof1qo0.jpg

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:18 AM   #52
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LOL!

*insert geo in a bathing suit pic*

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:21 AM   #53
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Ass! I started out as a boob guy though.
i think everyone starts out a boob guy.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:45 AM   #54
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Aren't you gay?
The rumours of Robbeh's gayness are greatly exaggerated, he's only gay4me.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:17 AM   #55
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to be honest, i don't understand.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:19 AM   #56
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to be honest, i don't understand.
He's scottish, our vision is based on alcohol. Just slowly back away, nodding and smiling.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:29 AM   #57
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:30 AM   #58
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:34 AM   #59
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Ass

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Old 09-15-2006, 10:39 AM   #60
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to be honest, i don't understand.


to be honest, she only has two toes on her right foot.

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6421/hoof1qo0hp4.jpg



*Edited to add close-up of hoof/foot

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