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Old 09-14-2006, 08:15 AM   #31
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furthermore, why don't you read this article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_re...tion_of_planet

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:45 AM   #32
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don't even bother trying to explain yourself to ella, she is absolutely the most thick-skulled person on the planet

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:47 AM   #33
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Like this changes my life. It might make sense to call it a moon, but really, who gives a shit. Show me some planets with life and stuff. Now we're talking. Otherwise I don't really care. I'm tired of this "here's object lsuihfw87yr98u23" crap. That's nice. It's a dot in space, woofuckinghoo.

New galaxies of course can be interesting, but I really wanna see some new planets in other galaxies up close and personal. That would be fucking great.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:00 AM   #34
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are you volunteering for an unprecedented manned one-way spaceflight?

mister, you are either very brave or very stupid.

either way, may god be with you, Effloresce.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:25 PM   #35
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don't even bother trying to explain yourself to ella, she is absolutely the most thick-skulled person on the planet
don't talk about my skull like that!

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:27 PM   #36
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ella, i think we're made for each other. but do you have a monster cock?
no but i like monster cock.

do you have a monster cock?

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:29 PM   #37
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no but i like monster cock.

do you have a monster cock?

whore

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:13 PM   #38
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no but i like monster cock.

do you have a monster cock?
i'm glad you asked, ella.

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/4...rvscockqz7.jpg

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:17 PM   #39
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What did she think tcm stood for? The common man? Yeah right. I think ella wants your monster cock, Mr. Cockman.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:31 PM   #40
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it takes two to tango.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:36 PM   #41
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it takes two to tango.
So, what position will you execute to mount her? The titcock? The sexcock?

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:58 PM   #42
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i don't think you understand. full-on mayhem necessitates a plurality of cocks.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:59 PM   #43
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Mayhem Maximization, I've heard of the technique before, but never have I seen a human female endure it. Good luck ella, you will need it.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:07 PM   #44
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you have come so far, prentice, yet you have much left to learn.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:13 PM   #45
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"Brandish thine cock such that mayhem upon thine foes may be monstrous as the cock itself." straight from The Book of M.C.M.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:23 PM   #46
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where art thou cock?

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:43 PM   #47
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"And so the heavens themselves did weep and laugh at the same time as the world below did spread agape. And as it ope'd so did the legs of a thousand maidens and they all did receive His mighty mayhem, ever willingly, in every hole, and elsewhere, and so on. And all were pleased and all was good."

You're in for a treat.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:52 PM   #48
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:53 PM   #49
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:55 PM   #50
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thank you for bringing my thread back on track

 
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