baby names - Page 3

Mayfuck · 09-10-2006, 09:00 PM

one of the patients at the clinic i work at i swear to god is a two year old named Money Jacko

Irridescent Fairysex · 09-10-2006, 09:03 PM

one of my nephews i swear to god is a 3 year old named Bitch Ass Nigger III

buttercup · 09-10-2006, 09:04 PM

I used to work for a phone company and noticed the name Harry Butz in the listings.

ella · 09-10-2006, 09:04 PM

oh god.

my sister for a while liked the name Galapagos.... and Gandolf.... and Morbeus... or Morpheus

Mayfuck · 09-10-2006, 09:04 PM

Mayfuck · 09-10-2006, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

oh god.

my sister for a while liked the name Galapagos.... and Gandolf.... and Morbeus... or Morpheus

post a picture of your sister please

Irridescent Fairysex · 09-10-2006, 09:05 PM

lol @ Gandolf

ella · 09-10-2006, 09:05 PM

hahha you do not want to see this

Irridescent Fairysex · 09-10-2006, 09:06 PM

what are your patients suffering from, Julio? being mexican?

bardy · 09-10-2006, 09:07 PM

There was this professor that had the name John Hole

but he always insisted on putting his middle initial in there so he was John A. Hole. I always thought that was fucking awesome

Irridescent Fairysex · 09-10-2006, 09:10 PM

what was his middle name? Ash?

buttercup · 09-10-2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

hahha you do not want to see this

yes we do!

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 09-10-2006, 09:12 PM

I had some great names picked out about a month ago, but I'm not going to go down that road again.

ella · 09-10-2006, 09:12 PM

myosis · 09-10-2006, 09:17 PM

Glass

myosis · 09-10-2006, 09:18 PM

yeah actually, f. scott fitzgerald's wife was named zelda.

ella · 09-10-2006, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myosis

Glass

haha she was considering that one for awhile.... but then she told my mom, and my mom was like "Why not just name the kid Cement!"

myosis · 09-10-2006, 09:19 PM

so who knows a kid named anakin?

duovamp · 09-10-2006, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

Ah, Christ. I was eating. Yeah, name that shit Gandalf, or Neo, or alexthestampede, whatever, it's not saving it from any less ass beatings, trust me.

ella · 09-10-2006, 10:20 PM

whatever, i think my sister is pretty

Geek USA · 09-10-2006, 10:27 PM

I HATE THE NAME XAVIER..

I REALLY DO.

NAME HIM GRANT.

murgle · 09-11-2006, 12:59 AM

good lord those are awful names.

My best friend named her son Ashtoreth Kanyon. Her aunt was damn near having the nurse drug her even more so she wouldn't be coherent enough to fill out the birth certificate info. God it's terrible.

Your sister's poor kid's got no chance with any of those names.

Dead · 09-11-2006, 02:24 AM

I think Han Solo would be a good name. That kid would be cool.

RubyGlass · 09-11-2006, 03:48 AM

my cousin's baby is Stone and his last name is Thorn

Stone Thorn

shattering fast · 09-11-2006, 03:52 AM

Optimus Prime

Dead · 09-11-2006, 03:58 AM

My cousin named one of his kids Logan.

wally · 09-11-2006, 04:41 AM

my kids have cool names

The Jesus · 09-11-2006, 05:58 AM

Call the child "Dude" or "Malebaby".

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-11-2006, 03:53 PM

name it bonnie!

Lola · 09-11-2006, 03:55 PM

My aunt is a social worker. She had to take these 5 kids from their parents (They were crazy religious people or somthin) One of them was named " repent or burn in hell" They called him Rob.

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09-10-2006, 09:00 PM	#61
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	one of the patients at the clinic i work at i swear to god is a two year old named Money Jacko

09-10-2006, 09:03 PM	#62
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	one of my nephews i swear to god is a 3 year old named Bitch Ass Nigger III

09-10-2006, 09:04 PM	#63
buttercup Demi-God Location: Chicago Metro Area Posts: 275	I used to work for a phone company and noticed the name Harry Butz in the listings.

09-10-2006, 09:04 PM	#64
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	oh god. my sister for a while liked the name Galapagos.... and Gandolf.... and Morbeus... or Morpheus

09-10-2006, 09:05 PM	#67
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	lol @ Gandolf

09-10-2006, 09:06 PM	#69
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	what are your patients suffering from, Julio? being mexican?

09-10-2006, 09:07 PM	#70
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	There was this professor that had the name John Hole but he always insisted on putting his middle initial in there so he was John A. Hole. I always thought that was fucking awesome

09-10-2006, 09:10 PM	#71
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	what was his middle name? Ash?

09-10-2006, 09:12 PM	#73
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I had some great names picked out about a month ago, but I'm not going to go down that road again.

09-10-2006, 09:17 PM	#75
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	Glass

09-10-2006, 09:18 PM	#76
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	yeah actually, f. scott fitzgerald's wife was named zelda.

09-10-2006, 09:19 PM	#78
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	so who knows a kid named anakin?

09-10-2006, 10:20 PM	#80
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	whatever, i think my sister is pretty

09-10-2006, 10:27 PM	#81
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	I HATE THE NAME XAVIER.. I REALLY DO. NAME HIM GRANT.

09-11-2006, 12:59 AM	#82
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	good lord those are awful names. My best friend named her son Ashtoreth Kanyon. Her aunt was damn near having the nurse drug her even more so she wouldn't be coherent enough to fill out the birth certificate info. God it's terrible. Your sister's poor kid's got no chance with any of those names.

09-11-2006, 02:24 AM	#83
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I think Han Solo would be a good name. That kid would be cool.

09-11-2006, 03:48 AM	#84
RubyGlass Pledge Location: Melbourne, Oz Posts: 179	my cousin's baby is Stone and his last name is Thorn Stone Thorn

09-11-2006, 03:52 AM	#85
shattering fast Ownz Location: Under the sycamore trees Posts: 652	Optimus Prime

09-11-2006, 03:58 AM	#86
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	My cousin named one of his kids Logan.

09-11-2006, 04:41 AM	#87
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	my kids have cool names

09-11-2006, 05:58 AM	#88
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	Call the child "Dude" or "Malebaby".

09-11-2006, 03:53 PM	#89
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	name it bonnie!

09-11-2006, 03:55 PM	#90
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	My aunt is a social worker. She had to take these 5 kids from their parents (They were crazy religious people or somthin) One of them was named " repent or burn in hell" They called him Rob.