the DOA game franchise has just been spat, farted, pissed, puked and shitted on.

[Izzle]

[Izzle]

although tbh i wouldn't have expected much less from the director of a shitfest like The Transporter.

[killer_tomato]

uh it's not like the doa games franchise was any good to begin with

[Izzle]

are you kidding, doa2 (admittedly the only one i've played) is awesome

[Izzle]

but seriously, this film is just made for the FHM generation of meatheaded males who probably dont care about the games at all, and just want to see holly valance act all sassy like the cocktease that she isn't

the visuals don't look all that bad but the dialogue and "acting" are just downright embarrassing

[killer_tomato]

how is the doa franchise not made for the "fhm generation of meatheaded males"?
have you seen those beach volleyball "games"? the film is just going for the same demographic

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Tits and Ass

[shattering fast]

Is that that girl from neighbours? what the shit?

Is this the work of Uwe fucking Boll?

[avian chaos]

Originally Posted by killer_tomato

uh it's not like the doa games franchise was any good to begin with

!!!

[Dead]

This looks like the best movie ever, except for eric roberts.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

i thought lohan was the only thing that would bring you back here?

[Karl Connor]

del

[Dead]

Bonnie wanted me to look in here and I'm pretty bored so whatever. Hi.

[Stinky Pinky]

I thought this was going to be a porn pic post

[Elvis The Fat Years]

You're a liar, Dead.

[Dead]

I like your style.

[Dead]

I was referring to stinky in the above post. And why am I a liar?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

you said only lohan would bring you back to the gen. chat board.

[Dead]

Oh, that was a joke. I even implied it was a joke when I said it looked like a scrotum instead of a vagina.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by Dead

I was referring to stinky in the above post.

i dont want you talking to my bitches.

[Dead]

I didn't know you had any bitches. But I don't really care anyway.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

now you're just being mean.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by Dead

This was the only thing that could bring me back to the general forum. Hot.

(Actually it looks like a scrotum.)

see, dead. you lied. i dont see lohan in this thread but you're posting in it on the gen. board.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

and you said bonnie told you to look in this thread, but your posting in other threads right now. so i just busted you lying again. this is getting out of hand deader dude.

[Dead]

I already said it was a joke. Learn to read, fool!

[Dead]

I didn't say bonnie told me to look in this thread, I said bonnie wanted me to look in here, and by here I meant the general forum.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

and on top of all that, you're being mean to me by disrespectin my bitches. i could have you banned for that. i have connections here, ya know.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

you left because people gave you red bars. thats a little strange, no?

[Dead]

I used to have connections here, but I have fallen from grace.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

what is DOA?