Help me write a cheesy poem / rhyme. - Page 2

ChristHimself! · 08-10-2006, 06:42 AM

send mine to over 4000 people baden

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:24 AM

Okay, I just sent it, and 4000 people said, simultaneously:
GOD DAMN, WHAT IS THIS STUFF? I BET A MUSCLE BEAR WROTE THIS!

Since they all said it at once, it made quite a weird vibration through out our building here. I think some of the sprinklers went off and ruined some important documentation.

They’re looking for you.
Right now.

RUN!

ChristHimself! · 08-10-2006, 07:25 AM

someone called morpheus called and he's guiding me out the building

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:26 AM

I played Paintball yesterday.
With some good friends, and their college.
It was a special day, and we got discounts.
I shot a Chinese fella in his winky. He wasn’t impressed. He had a huge orange stain and I was proud and wanted to take a picture. But he wasn’t comfortable with some stranger photographing his genitals.

The girl I have a crush on was there too.

It was cool.

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

someone called morpheus called and he's guiding me out the building

JUMP, IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD, THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:28 AM

I didn’t pay.
You had to pay and get a stamp.
I got my stamp before I paid, and then stood around quietly until everyone was doing something else, and then casually walked away.
It’s my natural South African instinct to steal.

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 07:28 AM

baden, do you ever come on here not high

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:31 AM

i bought extra bullets for everyone, if that helps.

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

baden, do you ever come on here not high

I’m actually never high when I post.
I only post from work.
I’m a lot of fun high too.

And Julio, I was attacking my fellow citizens cause I was re-enforcing stereotypes imposed by drmoon.

I’m cool like that.

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:34 AM

A friend told me I should pay so I don’t look like a cheap bastard in front of the lady.
But then when I paid for the bullets I was told, ‘Bad boy and good guy all at once, nicely played’.

Ho ho.

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 07:34 AM

would everybody stop with the julio shit? ;_;
stop acting like you haven't heard

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

would everybody stop with the julio shit? ;_;
stop acting like you haven't heard

I haven’t heard

I’m not cool enough on Netphoria to be updated.

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 07:37 AM

well get searching. you don't need to be missing out on this vital information

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:37 AM

When I browse netphoria I initially only look at interesting threads, not bothering with most of them.

And then when things slow down I full up whatever active threads are currently running with my mindless random drivel.

barden · 08-10-2006, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

well get searching. you don't need to be missing out on this vital information

Did Julio finally abandon us for Hip onion?

What should I search?

‘Julio’ ‘Mayfuck’ ‘Betrayal’ ‘Desertion’

You seem much friendlier then He.
Except my neg rep!
>:|

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:01 AM

Whats with the search?
I cant find anything relevant.

Stupid google.

Didn’t we have a normal search engine before?

ChristHimself! · 08-10-2006, 08:02 AM

http://forums.netphoria.org/search.php?

I think he's talking about how he doesn't want anyone to call him Julio unless he's told them they can specifically, like me, right Julio?

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:05 AM

Oh, I see.

I'll search 'Julio' then.

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:06 AM

and thank yee for the link.

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:07 AM

Did the conversation happen within some other random thread, where the title wont imply anything of value?

ChristHimself! · 08-10-2006, 08:08 AM

dunno, i think it was months ago

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:09 AM

damn.

i'll be safe and just call him Mayfuck.
ALTHOUGH I'VE KNOWN HIM AS JULIO FOR YEARS! SEE, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR ONLINE PERSONALITY IS SO STRONG, DONT BLAME ME!

Hey, Wolverine is totally wanting to kick Sabretooths ass.

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:11 AM

Professor X is all, ‘Go get Magneto!’
And Jubilee is all, ‘Alright!’
And Prof X is all, ‘Not you! Besides, Sabertooth needs us!’
And Wolverine is all, ‘How come you protect my old enemy, while I have to go trash yours?’
And then the ‘camera’ cuts to Prof X doing a serious glare thing.
And then Wolverine walked out with animation dramatics.

Awesome.

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 08:29 AM

i read something about he or him.
that's not cool, man!
i ain't no he

barden · 08-10-2006, 08:32 AM

Oh, no! It’s Bonnie!

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 08:33 AM

oh no i've been found out whatever will i do

ohnoitsbonnie · 08-10-2006, 08:40 AM

oh gosh, look at what you've started now.

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 08:44 AM

i just can't help myself when i have a secret of this capacity.

ohnoitsbonnie · 08-10-2006, 08:45 AM

where are you

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 08:48 AM

not at home, so don't bother with aim

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08-10-2006, 06:42 AM	#31
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	send mine to over 4000 people baden

08-10-2006, 07:24 AM	#32
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Okay, I just sent it, and 4000 people said, simultaneously: GOD DAMN, WHAT IS THIS STUFF? I BET A MUSCLE BEAR WROTE THIS! Since they all said it at once, it made quite a weird vibration through out our building here. I think some of the sprinklers went off and ruined some important documentation. They’re looking for you. Right now. RUN!

08-10-2006, 07:25 AM	#33
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	someone called morpheus called and he's guiding me out the building

08-10-2006, 07:26 AM	#34
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I played Paintball yesterday. With some good friends, and their college. It was a special day, and we got discounts. I shot a Chinese fella in his winky. He wasn’t impressed. He had a huge orange stain and I was proud and wanted to take a picture. But he wasn’t comfortable with some stranger photographing his genitals. The girl I have a crush on was there too. It was cool.

08-10-2006, 07:28 AM	#36
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I didn’t pay. You had to pay and get a stamp. I got my stamp before I paid, and then stood around quietly until everyone was doing something else, and then casually walked away. It’s my natural South African instinct to steal.

08-10-2006, 07:28 AM	#37
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	baden, do you ever come on here not high

08-10-2006, 07:31 AM	#38
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	i bought extra bullets for everyone, if that helps.

08-10-2006, 07:34 AM	#40
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	A friend told me I should pay so I don’t look like a cheap bastard in front of the lady. But then when I paid for the bullets I was told, ‘Bad boy and good guy all at once, nicely played’. Ho ho.

08-10-2006, 07:37 AM	#43
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	well get searching. you don't need to be missing out on this vital information

08-10-2006, 08:01 AM	#46
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Whats with the search? I cant find anything relevant. Stupid google. Didn’t we have a normal search engine before?

08-10-2006, 08:02 AM	#47
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	http://forums.netphoria.org/search.php? I think he's talking about how he doesn't want anyone to call him Julio unless he's told them they can specifically, like me, right Julio?

08-10-2006, 08:05 AM	#48
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Oh, I see. I'll search 'Julio' then.

08-10-2006, 08:06 AM	#49
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	and thank yee for the link.

08-10-2006, 08:07 AM	#50
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Did the conversation happen within some other random thread, where the title wont imply anything of value?

08-10-2006, 08:08 AM	#51
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	dunno, i think it was months ago

08-10-2006, 08:09 AM	#52
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	damn. i'll be safe and just call him Mayfuck. ALTHOUGH I'VE KNOWN HIM AS JULIO FOR YEARS! SEE, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR ONLINE PERSONALITY IS SO STRONG, DONT BLAME ME! Hey, Wolverine is totally wanting to kick Sabretooths ass.

08-10-2006, 08:11 AM	#53
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Professor X is all, ‘Go get Magneto!’ And Jubilee is all, ‘Alright!’ And Prof X is all, ‘Not you! Besides, Sabertooth needs us!’ And Wolverine is all, ‘How come you protect my old enemy, while I have to go trash yours?’ And then the ‘camera’ cuts to Prof X doing a serious glare thing. And then Wolverine walked out with animation dramatics. Awesome.

08-10-2006, 08:29 AM	#54
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	i read something about he or him. that's not cool, man! i ain't no he

08-10-2006, 08:32 AM	#55
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Oh, no! It’s Bonnie!

08-10-2006, 08:33 AM	#56
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	oh no i've been found out whatever will i do

08-10-2006, 08:40 AM	#57
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	oh gosh, look at what you've started now.

08-10-2006, 08:44 AM	#58
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	i just can't help myself when i have a secret of this capacity.

08-10-2006, 08:45 AM	#59
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	where are you

08-10-2006, 08:48 AM	#60
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	not at home, so don't bother with aim