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Old 08-10-2006, 12:30 AM   #1
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Default so i gashed my eyebrow open pretty good.

...by kneeing myself in the face. i was playing crack the egg on a trampoline....and yeah. fuck. it bled for a long-ass time. and i don't really know what to do about it.

what would be the most effective way to clean it?

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:32 AM   #2
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has someone stolen eulogy's password

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:34 AM   #3
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i think we should be considering the financial cost of this guys

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:48 AM   #4
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wtf
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:50 AM   #5
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see the trick to not getting hurt in that game is to preemptively crack your egg before someone else does and you split your head open

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:53 AM   #6
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omg we literally cracked the egg!!!!

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:54 AM   #7
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I don't know this game, but it sounds like you won. Congratulations!

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:54 AM   #8
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you're not going to last a week in THA STREETZ eulogy. mah peepz, buididipi, asereje
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de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:55 AM   #9
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you're not going to last a week in THA STREETZ eulogy. mah peepz, buididipi, asereje
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I hope to god you just looked that up

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:56 AM   #10
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I don't know this game, but it sounds like you won. Congratulations!
you hold your knees to your chest, and everyone jumps to try and get you to let go. i should have let go.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:57 AM   #11
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I don't know this game, but it sounds like you won. Congratulations!
you sit on a trampoline curled up in a ball while some other people jump around and make you lose your shit

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:57 AM   #12
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yeah i didn't do it right

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:58 AM   #13
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view my attatchment, bitches.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:03 AM   #14
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yup, that's a gash alright

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:03 AM   #15
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it actually makes you look pretty badass, eulogy.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:07 AM   #16
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it actually makes you look pretty badass, eulogy.
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j2...arry18scar.jpg

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:07 AM   #17
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you hold your knees to your chest, and everyone jumps to try and get you to let go. i should have let go.
So wait, someone kicked you in the face? Or did you bounce off and smack your face on the concrete, maintaining the egg position in a state of Terminator-like determination?

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:08 AM   #18
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Oh wait, the knee. I still don't see how you could make yourself bleed in that situation but alright

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:10 AM   #19
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i suspect it would be more accurate to say he headbutted his knee, rather than kneed himself in the face

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:10 AM   #20
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Oh wait, the knee. I still don't see how you could make yourself bleed in that situation but alright
i don't either!! knee to the face....where does the gash come from?? i guess the force just split the skin open. but nothing like that has ever happened to me.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:11 AM   #21
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i suspect it would be more accurate to say he headbutted his knee, rather than kneed himself in the face
no, the knee came down on my face. i landed on the upper part of my back...and my legs kept coming.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:12 AM   #22
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I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A DOWNSIDE TO EXCESSIVE MOISTURIZER USE BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN?!?!

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:12 AM   #23
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were you wearing jeans?

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:12 AM   #24
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have you ever felt dislike for yourself, eulogy

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:13 AM   #25
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...and it's bruised and slightly swollen below my eye too. i'm interested to see what this all looks like in the morning.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:13 AM   #26
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were you wearing jeans?
no, shorts.

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:14 AM   #27
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how perplexing

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:14 AM   #28
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Terminator-like determination
Wait can I say this?

 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:15 AM   #29
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...and it's bruised and slightly swollen below my eye too. i'm interested to see what this all looks like in the morning.

Probably like this






















































 
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:16 AM   #30
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i can only hope

 
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