i'm thinking about breaking up with my g/f

I was aborted · 08-09-2006, 04:14 PM

all my bitch does is bathe animals and smoke all my weed. i used to think i was in love and i told her that i was but now i feel we've drifted apart. plus, i think i'd rather be with somebody in the framing business, have shared interests, that sort of thing

i dont feel like we're right for eachother anymore

Rockin' Cherub · 08-09-2006, 04:22 PM

yeah but she sure knows shit about generic alternative rock music and fake hair

contusion · 08-09-2006, 05:06 PM

what's wrong with bathing animals?

duovamp · 08-09-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by contusion

what's wrong with bathing animals?

Everything.

contusion · 08-09-2006, 05:17 PM

http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1123048856DSCF0014.jpg

KrazeeStacee · 08-09-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockin' Cherub

yeah but she sure knows shit about generic alternative rock music and fake hair

Hey what the hell do I like that's considered "generic alternative rock"?

KrazeeStacee · 08-09-2006, 05:23 PM

Jack does look pretty pathetic in the bath though

duovamp · 08-09-2006, 05:24 PM

http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/cattle-beef-06.jpg

The lesson is: never leave the air conditioning on. Oh, and don't bathe animals. Evar. It's freaky.

KrazeeStacee · 08-09-2006, 05:26 PM

That's pretty gross man.

contusion · 08-09-2006, 05:26 PM

http://www.landofsunshine.net/shiftl...fish/fish2.jpg

duovamp · 08-09-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

That's pretty gross man.

I know. I washed my dog this morning, and look what happened. He killed a cow!

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-09-2006, 05:40 PM

i thought that was a horse.

Luke de Spa · 08-09-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by contusion

http://www.landofsunshine.net/shiftl...fish/fish2.jpg

why is that fish upside down

duovamp · 08-09-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

why is that fish upside down

He's... sleeping.

DeviousJ · 08-09-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

why is that fish upside down

It's not, it's just making this face

meow · 08-09-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

Hey what the hell do I like that's considered "generic alternative rock"?

korn

meow · 08-09-2006, 08:36 PM

actually i think he was referring to me

contusion · 08-09-2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

why is that fish upside down

that's how you give them a bath.

benjamin619 · 08-09-2006, 09:44 PM

how's this for a way to break-up: "Um, do you need a blanket [quizzical look from the yawning girl sitting on the edge of my bed] ... for the couch, where you're gonna be sleeping."

wpc33 · 08-10-2006, 12:23 AM

"Here's a glass of water, and two aspirin"
"I don't have a headache"
"Good, let's fuck"

08-09-2006, 04:14 PM	#1
I was aborted Pledge Location: chicago Posts: 99	i'm thinking about breaking up with my g/f all my bitch does is bathe animals and smoke all my weed. i used to think i was in love and i told her that i was but now i feel we've drifted apart. plus, i think i'd rather be with somebody in the framing business, have shared interests, that sort of thing i dont feel like we're right for eachother anymore

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08-09-2006, 04:22 PM	#2
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	yeah but she sure knows shit about generic alternative rock music and fake hair

08-09-2006, 05:06 PM	#3
contusion Demi-God Location: inner space Posts: 452	what's wrong with bathing animals?

08-09-2006, 05:17 PM	#5
contusion Demi-God Location: inner space Posts: 452	http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1123048856DSCF0014.jpg

08-09-2006, 05:23 PM	#7
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Jack does look pretty pathetic in the bath though

08-09-2006, 05:24 PM	#8
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/cattle-beef-06.jpg The lesson is: never leave the air conditioning on. Oh, and don't bathe animals. Evar. It's freaky.

08-09-2006, 05:26 PM	#9
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	That's pretty gross man.

08-09-2006, 05:40 PM	#12
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	i thought that was a horse.

08-09-2006, 08:36 PM	#17
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	actually i think he was referring to me

08-09-2006, 09:44 PM	#19
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,296	how's this for a way to break-up: "Um, do you need a blanket [quizzical look from the yawning girl sitting on the edge of my bed] ... for the couch, where you're gonna be sleeping."

08-10-2006, 12:23 AM	#20
wpc33 Apocalyptic Poster Location: Cheating on my wife with Kurt Cobain's wife. He'll live. Posts: 2,173	"Here's a glass of water, and two aspirin" "I don't have a headache" "Good, let's fuck"