911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested

Aeroplane · 07-14-2006, 10:08 AM

911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested

ALOHA, Oregon (AP) -- A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old, and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.

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aaahahahahahaha. what a dumb ho.

sweetsupervixen · 07-14-2006, 10:12 AM

Just saw that on the news. What a dumbass.

Izzle · 07-14-2006, 10:46 AM

"hello, 911? i have completed my bombing kit. please come over and let me know what you think. thanks. -osama"

Zorgon · 07-14-2006, 02:27 PM

Because I bet there are so many real criminals to be stopped in the metropolis that is ALOHA OREGON

ammy · 07-14-2006, 02:43 PM

dude, portland's crime rate sucks. my sister's car was broken into 3 times in the first few months she lived there.
meth. lots of meth.

benjamin619 · 07-14-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy

meth. lots of meth.

that's for sure.

RopeyLopey · 07-14-2006, 02:50 PM

I wonder if she got to learn the policeman's name, though.

Aeroplane · 07-14-2006, 02:55 PM

he got to put cuffs on her at least.

KrazeeStacee · 07-14-2006, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeroplane

I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911,"

Um...ever heard of a police station?

That's a pretty funny story though.

Aeroplane · 07-14-2006, 03:06 PM

that's what i thought!

pale blue eyes · 07-14-2006, 04:34 PM

Well, at least she got what she wanted.

RopeyLopey · 07-14-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

Well, at least she got what she wanted.

his name? how do we know?

Zorgon · 07-14-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy

dude, portland's crime rate sucks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeroplane

ALOHA, Oregon

pale blue eyes · 07-14-2006, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

his name? how do we know?

Well, she said she also just wanted him to come back too which he did. I'd say she's smart enough to at least look at his nametag but if she was I guess we wouldn't be reading about her in the first place.

07-14-2006, 10:08 AM	#1
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,532	911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested 911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested ALOHA, Oregon (AP) -- A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right -- a court date. The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system. Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door then left. Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return. "He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep." After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return. "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old, and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said. "I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?" The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail. Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason. "That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- aaahahahahahaha. what a dumb ho.

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07-14-2006, 10:12 AM	#2
sweetsupervixen Demi-God Posts: 402	Just saw that on the news. What a dumbass.

07-14-2006, 10:46 AM	#3
Izzle Banned Posts: 6,224	"hello, 911? i have completed my bombing kit. please come over and let me know what you think. thanks. -osama"

07-14-2006, 02:27 PM	#4
Zorgon Apocalyptic Poster Location: fucking the future Posts: 2,564	Because I bet there are so many real criminals to be stopped in the metropolis that is ALOHA OREGON

07-14-2006, 02:43 PM	#5
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	dude, portland's crime rate sucks. my sister's car was broken into 3 times in the first few months she lived there. meth. lots of meth.

07-14-2006, 02:50 PM	#7
RopeyLopey VAMOS HEROES URUGUAYOS! Posts: 15,497	I wonder if she got to learn the policeman's name, though.

07-14-2006, 02:55 PM	#8
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,532	he got to put cuffs on her at least.

07-14-2006, 03:06 PM	#10
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,532	that's what i thought!

07-14-2006, 04:34 PM	#11
pale blue eyes sproutsy Location: :/ Posts: 15,036	Well, at least she got what she wanted.