Poll: would you still fuck madonna today?

TuralyonW3 · 06-29-2006, 02:25 AM

I think i would. I know she's much older but I bet she's really good at it.

http://www.sontronics.co.il/images/madonna_live1.jpg

D. · 06-29-2006, 02:26 AM

i would.

c'mon, it's madonna.

duovamp · 06-29-2006, 02:38 AM

Hmmm. She would know how to do everything perfectly, yes, and she is also famous (infamous?) in her sexual experience, plus she is just famous. You could say you had sex with Madonna. But then I think, if she weren't Madonna, but still looked like herself, I wouldn't bang her. She's horrendously beat like chipped ham, plus her face is really starting to show much age. She isn't really attractive to me anymore... It'd be too difficult to get a boner with her in the room. Also, she's probably had sex with people who have performed better than I could have.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/im...tent/12985.jpg
Yikes.

TuralyonW3 · 06-29-2006, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

It'd be too difficult to get a boner with her in the room. [/IMG]
Yikes.

i bet she could fix that pretty quick. maybe a little substances wouldn't hurt either

duovamp · 06-29-2006, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

i bet she could fix that pretty quick. maybe a little substances wouldn't hurt either

Ha ha ha ha, Madonna has to force me to watch porn and get me drunk to do her. Something's horribly wrong with the universe.

murgle · 06-29-2006, 02:47 AM

that motherfucking gap in her teeth, man. You're a millionaire! Get that shit fixed.

daydreamer999 · 06-29-2006, 03:22 AM

only if we could stay up all night and talk about the perfect pop song and the fading dream of stardom.

MrPantyFAce · 06-29-2006, 03:56 PM

Id rather do her than jessica alba or lidsay lohan, but then again i have issues and am seeing a counsellor.

Nimrod's Son · 06-29-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

Id rather do her than jessica alba

:HOMO:

Rockin' Cherub · 06-29-2006, 03:57 PM

wHATcOLOR · 06-29-2006, 03:58 PM

hell yeah

ravenguy2000 · 06-29-2006, 04:02 PM

Yes. And we'd go out for tea later.

chris_bakewell · 04:15 PM

Yes!

I'll fuck anything that moves!

Izzle · 06-29-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_bakewell

Yes!

I'll fuck anything that moves!

my gut hurts

Travis Meeks · 06-29-2006, 04:43 PM

absolutely!

CYCLE_23 · 06-29-2006, 04:58 PM

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/CYCLE_23/blue.jpg

benjamin619 · 06-29-2006, 05:00 PM

hell no. i'd vigorously fuck her!

DeviousJ · 06-29-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockLobster

why not do all 3

Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and the counsellor? Are the couches that big?

View Poll Results: Would you have sex with madonna today?
Yeah, she's still desirable	15	60.00%
Fuck no I wouldn't touch that nasty trick	3	12.00%
I suppose so but I'd rather fuck alexthestampede	7	28.00%
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06-29-2006, 02:25 AM	#1
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Poll: would you still fuck madonna today? I think i would. I know she's much older but I bet she's really good at it. http://www.sontronics.co.il/images/madonna_live1.jpg

06-29-2006, 04:03 PM	#13
chris_bakewell Apocalyptic Poster Location: I choose the banjo! Posts: 3,197	Yes! I'll fuck anything that moves! Last edited by chris_bakewell : 06-29-2006 at 04:15 PM.

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06-29-2006, 02:26 AM	#2
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i would. c'mon, it's madonna.

06-29-2006, 02:38 AM	#3
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Hmmm. She would know how to do everything perfectly, yes, and she is also famous (infamous?) in her sexual experience, plus she is just famous. You could say you had sex with Madonna. But then I think, if she weren't Madonna, but still looked like herself, I wouldn't bang her. She's horrendously beat like chipped ham, plus her face is really starting to show much age. She isn't really attractive to me anymore... It'd be too difficult to get a boner with her in the room. Also, she's probably had sex with people who have performed better than I could have. http://www.strangecelebrities.com/im...tent/12985.jpg Yikes.

06-29-2006, 02:47 AM	#6
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	that motherfucking gap in her teeth, man. You're a millionaire! Get that shit fixed.

06-29-2006, 03:22 AM	#7
daydreamer999 Minion of Satan Posts: 5,782	only if we could stay up all night and talk about the perfect pop song and the fading dream of stardom.

06-29-2006, 03:56 PM	#8
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	Id rather do her than jessica alba or lidsay lohan, but then again i have issues and am seeing a counsellor.

06-29-2006, 03:57 PM	#10
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	no

06-29-2006, 03:58 PM	#11
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	hell yeah

06-29-2006, 04:02 PM	#12
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	Yes. And we'd go out for tea later.

06-29-2006, 04:43 PM	#15
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	absolutely!

06-29-2006, 04:58 PM	#16
CYCLE_23 Demi-God Location: Cali Posts: 382	http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/CYCLE_23/blue.jpg

06-29-2006, 05:00 PM	#17
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,296	hell no. i'd vigorously fuck her!