How many keys do you have - Page 2

Luke de Spa · 06-26-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

lds is jealous of the love brady and i share

you don't have to be so ostentatious about it, that's all

Eulogy · 06-26-2006, 07:50 PM

house key
dad's office key
my/my sister's car
my mom's car
key to my bass case which i never use, let alone lock

but my keys as a unit are sweet. it's those keys and a bunch of metal keychains. if anyone ever pisses me off enough, i'll just throw them at his face. they could do some damage.

sppunk · 06-26-2006, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipbrj

sppunk where are the keys to your helicopter

Probably with the pilot.

Mariner · 06-26-2006, 08:01 PM

wHATcOLOR · 06-26-2006, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mariner

Good. I've been expecting you.

ohnoitsbonnie · 06-26-2006, 08:10 PM

one for every sector
red, yellow, green and blue, DUH

murgle · 06-26-2006, 08:14 PM

let's see...

1 car key + alarm thingy
1 apartment key
1 mailbox key
1 garage key
1 key to my mom's apartment
1 key to my dad's house
1 key to my lakehouse

So, 7.

Mariner · 06-26-2006, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big white horse hung

my visor is so fucking sweet

brendo_91 · 06-26-2006, 08:44 PM

Mine is horrendous:

My Car
Remote for my car
Dad's car
Immobilizer dongle for dad's car
Racv membership tag
My phone number tag
String to attach keyring to my belt
Work main key
Work cupboards key
Torch
Earplugs box
Pick holder
House key - security door
House key - deadlock
Clip to attach keys to bag

murgle · 06-26-2006, 08:48 PM

oh, also:

Albertson's Preferred card
Tom Thum Reward card
Kroger Plus card
Brookshires Loyalty card
Petco PALS card
Richardson Public Library card
Barnes and Noble gift card/tag

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 06-26-2006, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murgle

oh, also:

Albertson's Preferred card
Tom Thum Reward card
Kroger Plus card
Brookshires Loyalty card
Petco PALS card
Richardson Public Library card
Barnes and Noble gift card/tag

On your keychain? Why not just put that stuff in your wallet?

murgle · 06-26-2006, 08:54 PM

because they're little tag-things. they're not full-sized cards.

They barely take up any room.

I'll take a picture for y'all when I get back from dinner

billex doux · 06-26-2006, 09:32 PM

i dont have any keys... my family usually keeps the door wide open during the day, but we live in the country.

but soon enough...

pink_ribbon_scars · 06-26-2006, 10:05 PM

2: front door and mailbox

meow · 06-26-2006, 10:12 PM

car
apartment (building and unit)
mail key
parent's house
work

= 6

Future Boy · 06-26-2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

wtf what a shit thread

This'll be the thread of the week man, wait and see.

TuralyonW3 · 06-26-2006, 10:43 PM

car key
parents car key
apartment
mail
home front door
home back door
key to buried treasure on island (shh)

meow · 06-26-2006, 10:44 PM

toilet

tcm · 06-26-2006, 11:27 PM

i got the key, key to gramercy park

every night
looking for the fight
thoughts on the left
the action's on the right
as you know, the id wasn't meant to be starved

face white
revenge of the hittites
when you're inside
and you thought to take a walk in the park
think someone is about to be carved

from the other side of the underscene
to the boulevard of broken dreams
to find the key to gramercy park

i got the key, key to gramercy park
where it's safe to be afraid of the dark
maybe there we'll fuck by the heavenly stars
but i might, might miss breaking in through the bars

from the other side of the underscene
to the boulevard of broken dreams
to find the key to gramercy park
in the other time of mother speed
through evil eyes and make believe
to where we bare the supremacy mark

and never look at the other place
stay with what's pristine that touches you
where the peril accentuates
something that could mean so much to you
try save a seat in the golden cage
the media mass has still yet to say
to simply pass or rise from the grave

now i've got the key to gramercy park
out of my way and i'm safe, not afraid of the dark
now i've got the key to gramercy park
but i might, might miss breaking in through the bars

Lola · 06-27-2006, 01:18 AM

Uhh

Building key
Apartment key
Mail box
Laundry
Car key
Old car key
Really old car key
Old house key
Club key
parents safety deposite box key
Office key
And a bunch i dont remember what theyre for...

I should probobly get rid of some.

murgle · 06-27-2006, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcm

i got the key, key to gramercy park

ohhh dear.

dean moriaty · 06-27-2006, 06:18 AM

house
keycard for work
locker at work
d lock for my bike

soon to lose two but gain another one

i keep them attached to my wallet and keep the wallet attached to my trousers [one of the belt loops] with what was designed as a lanyard.

ChristHimself! · 06-27-2006, 06:21 AM

2 for.. my old flat LOL i should go and rob that cunt

1 for a suitcase lock for some reason

3 for my house

and then i have a separate keyring at the house for my glasgow keys, 2 for my sisters, 2 for my mum's

the · 06-27-2006, 07:31 AM

i can't remember! i lost them...

TIMb · 06-27-2006, 07:49 AM

2 for the office
1 for my house
1 for my parent's house

4

06-27-2006, 08:37 AM

noyen once compared netphoria to a bunch of old women sitting on a porch comparing rectal dilation.

this thread is a great example.

Argh · 06-27-2006, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vipbrj

if it is attached to my keyring it counts!

call it a keycard dumbass

anyway i have many keys, including many small keys to unlock the cases of my treasured and expensive guitars

ChristHimself! · 06-27-2006, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argh

my treasured and expensive guitars

what do you need them for?

06-26-2006, 11:27 PM	#49
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	speaking of shit threads i got the key, key to gramercy park every night looking for the fight thoughts on the left the action's on the right as you know, the id wasn't meant to be starved face white revenge of the hittites when you're inside and you thought to take a walk in the park think someone is about to be carved from the other side of the underscene to the boulevard of broken dreams to find the key to gramercy park i got the key, key to gramercy park where it's safe to be afraid of the dark maybe there we'll fuck by the heavenly stars but i might, might miss breaking in through the bars from the other side of the underscene to the boulevard of broken dreams to find the key to gramercy park in the other time of mother speed through evil eyes and make believe to where we bare the supremacy mark and never look at the other place stay with what's pristine that touches you where the peril accentuates something that could mean so much to you try save a seat in the golden cage the media mass has still yet to say to simply pass or rise from the grave now i've got the key to gramercy park out of my way and i'm safe, not afraid of the dark now i've got the key to gramercy park but i might, might miss breaking in through the bars

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06-26-2006, 07:50 PM	#32
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	house key dad's office key my/my sister's car my mom's car key to my bass case which i never use, let alone lock but my keys as a unit are sweet. it's those keys and a bunch of metal keychains. if anyone ever pisses me off enough, i'll just throw them at his face. they could do some damage.

06-26-2006, 08:01 PM	#34
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	18

06-26-2006, 08:10 PM	#36
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	one for every sector red, yellow, green and blue, DUH

06-26-2006, 08:14 PM	#37
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	let's see... 1 car key + alarm thingy 1 apartment key 1 mailbox key 1 garage key 1 key to my mom's apartment 1 key to my dad's house 1 key to my lakehouse So, 7.

06-26-2006, 08:44 PM	#39
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	Mine is horrendous: My Car Remote for my car Dad's car Immobilizer dongle for dad's car Racv membership tag My phone number tag String to attach keyring to my belt Work main key Work cupboards key Torch Earplugs box Pick holder House key - security door House key - deadlock Clip to attach keys to bag

06-26-2006, 08:48 PM	#40
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	oh, also: Albertson's Preferred card Tom Thum Reward card Kroger Plus card Brookshires Loyalty card Petco PALS card Richardson Public Library card Barnes and Noble gift card/tag

06-26-2006, 08:54 PM	#42
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	because they're little tag-things. they're not full-sized cards. They barely take up any room. I'll take a picture for y'all when I get back from dinner

06-26-2006, 09:32 PM	#43
billex doux Demi-God Location: a well wisher Posts: 291	i dont have any keys... my family usually keeps the door wide open during the day, but we live in the country. but soon enough...

06-26-2006, 10:05 PM	#44
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	2: front door and mailbox

06-26-2006, 10:12 PM	#45
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	car apartment (building and unit) mail key parent's house work = 6

06-26-2006, 10:43 PM	#47
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	car key parents car key apartment mail home front door home back door key to buried treasure on island (shh)

06-26-2006, 10:44 PM	#48
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	toilet

06-27-2006, 01:18 AM	#50
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	Uhh Building key Apartment key Mail box Laundry Car key Old car key Really old car key Old house key Club key parents safety deposite box key Office key And a bunch i dont remember what theyre for... I should probobly get rid of some.

06-27-2006, 06:18 AM	#52
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	house keycard for work locker at work d lock for my bike soon to lose two but gain another one i keep them attached to my wallet and keep the wallet attached to my trousers [one of the belt loops] with what was designed as a lanyard.

06-27-2006, 06:21 AM	#53
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	2 for.. my old flat LOL i should go and rob that cunt 1 for a suitcase lock for some reason 3 for my house and then i have a separate keyring at the house for my glasgow keys, 2 for my sisters, 2 for my mum's

06-27-2006, 07:31 AM	#54
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	i can't remember! i lost them...

06-27-2006, 07:49 AM	#55
TIMb Minion of Satan Location: i am the terror that flaps in the night Posts: 6,595	2 for the office 1 for my house 1 for my parent's house 4

06-27-2006, 08:37 AM	#56
Deleted_User Posts: n/a	noyen once compared netphoria to a bunch of old women sitting on a porch comparing rectal dilation. this thread is a great example.