which houston rapper has AIDS?

[Geek USA]

Disturbing reports about a some well-known H-Town rapper who allegedly infected his girl with HIV/AIDS has been making rounds on the internet for a while now. Since SOHH Houston is all about the Bayou City hip-hop, it's only appropriate that we try and figure out who this lucky rapper is. Honestly, your boy is far from a rumor expert, that title belongs to someone else. But, after doing extensive researches and talking to several "bout-it, bout-it" folks in the city, I've come to the conclusion that this mysterious rapper is really not that mysterious at all.

According to mediatakeout.com,

" The woman found the prescription drugs Combivir and Sustiva tucked away in the rapper's sock drawer.
The two drugs are part of a cocktail of drugs commonly used to combat the effects of the HIV virus.
When she confronted the rapper about the medication, he reportedly denied that the medication was his - even though his name was on the bottles.
The following day the woman took an HIV test and was diagnosed with the deadly virus."

Dead giveaway: the 23-year old lady who tested positive to the lethal disease claims she was in a committed relationship with a prominent rapper for two years. Currently, there are so many prominent rappers from H-Town. But, that depends on your definition of 'prominent.' Let's start with the undisputable top 7 most popular Houston rappers:

1.Scarface
2.Lil' Flip
3.Z-Ro
4.Mike Jones
5.Chamillionaire
6.Paul Wall
7.Slim Thug

Remember that elimination method you were reluctant to learn back in high school? This is where it comes in handy.

1. Scarface - He's been around for too long. If he was going to infect someone with HIV, he would have done so a long time ago, probably back when he was still known as Ak'shun. Plus, the man doesn't fool around anymore. Eliminated from the list.

2. Lil' Flip - Fits the description of a prominent rapper. Plus, he's lost mad weight recently. Suspect.

3. Z-Ro - Even though Z-Ro is like a god in Houston, I doubt that this lady would consider him a prominent rapper. Besides, with his grim demeanor and non-committal songs like "1 Night" and "I Hate U Bitch," it's very unlikely that the Guerilla Maab vet would have allowed himself to be tied down with the same girl for two years. Eliminated

4. Mike Jones - Mike Who? has been very very quiet lately. Suspect.

5. Chamillionaire - By industry standards, Chamillionaire is the hottest H-Town rapper out right now. The Sound of Revenge has just been certified platinum. But, what's mind-boggling is that the victime filed her lawsuit shortly before "Ridin'" became the #1 song in the country. Also, a friend of mine who talked to a very close friend of Chamillionaire's confirmed to me that Koopa recently broke up with a girl he was dating for a long time. Suspect.

6.Paul Wall - Not that marriage cleanses one of all atrocities, but, it's unlikely that he was fooling around with another girl and busy getting his wife pregnant at the same time. Eliminated.

7. Slim Thug - According to SOHH Ya Heard, Slim Thugga has been showing folks his HIV test to prove that he's not the one, since he's name was brought up a couple of times.

As depressing as this shit sounds, my bet is on the following rappers:

1.Chamillionaire
2.Mike Jones
3.Lil' Flip


*Bun-B and Pimp-C are from Port Arthur (So, back off)


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the internet would be goin' nuts if it was paul wall

all those chicks he picked up on dallas peeps better get the test

[Mayfuck]

south park mexican

[spa ced]

someone should call mike jones and ask him.

[wally]

I've never felt as out of it culturally as I do right now reading this thread.

pretty sure it's Fat Pat or DJ Screw.

[alexthestampede]

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

south park mexican

his girlfriend cant read yet

eliminated.

[alexthestampede]

i vote cham because he cant make decent rap

[Karl Connor]

whats going on in that avatar alex?

[KAT]

Originally Posted by Randall Sandell

whats going on in that avatar alex?

[Geek USA]

isnt SPM still in jail?

[Toby]

yes

[Toby]

thats the quickest and easiest way to get aids tho.

[Geek USA]

he's not even from houston though.. he's from dallas, right?

[Karl Connor]

i knew a guy that was in jail with SPM. they put him in a special section so he never saw him

[Toby]

probably a lot of nigga's wanted to fuck him up.

[beef curtains]

this poll should have allowed multiple choices!

Originally Posted by Boner

pretty sure it's Fat Pat or DJ Screw.

This is funny if you know Houston rap. Of course, it can't be that funny if you have to tell people, "hey this is funny."

[Mayfuck]

texas is a depressing state.

[JokeyLoki]

MIKE JONES

[Karl Connor]

randall sandall is a depressing person

[Geek USA]

I like randall sandell.

[Karl Connor]

Originally Posted by Toby

probably a lot of nigga's wanted to fuck him up.

actually nah. they threw him in there with the rest of everybody. but it was just another section. i think the only difference is in some sections they won't even let custodial workers in because they're pretty much the reason why cigarettes, drugs and weapons get in there.

though its hard to believe SPM didn't get eyed by the security more just for his own safety. but from what my friend says prison aint exactly THAT bad, like on tv. especially if you're 1) gay and 2) a minority... for some reason they just don't fuck with gay foax

[KAT]

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

MIKE JONES

WHO?