If billy and you were to go on a date?

[Esty]

Where would you take him? He is very high maintenance so it better not be nothing cheap. Seriously, post your dream dates.

[Starla]

For a quiet dinner, then to the Louvre after it has closed, so we both get the entire place to ourselves.

(Actually I prefer going to a game - getting some beers, and cheap ball park food.)

[Esty]

Originally Posted by To Starla

For a quiet dinner, then to the Louvre after it has closed, so we both get the entire place to ourselves.

(Actually I prefer going to a game - getting some beers, and cheap ball park food.)

I've decided that I will now rate your date as far as how much attention your get from bill afterward.


You'll get a friendly pat on the head from bill. Consider yourself lucky you cheap bastard.

[Mariner]

i would take him somewhere with plenty of aisle room so there would be no conflicts with the waitstaff.

[Esty]

Originally Posted by Mariner

i would take him somewhere with plenty of aisle room so there would be no conflicts with the waitstaff.

Need more information before I can tell you how much of bill you get to have.

I'd skip straight to the manlove.

[bardy]

I would take him to my bedroom

[Esty]

Originally Posted by slanky

I'd skip straight to the manlove.

Billy would tear your ass apart but he at least needs dinner first.

[Esty]

Originally Posted by vipbrj

I would take him to my bedroom

You're lucky bill is into charity.

[bardy]

Originally Posted by Esty

You're lucky bill is into charity.

it would probably be kinda uncomfortable seeing as I am really short and he is really tall.

[Esty]

Originally Posted by vipbrj

it would probably be kinda uncomfortable seeing as I am really short and he is really tall.

So get on top. Ride that bolly!!!!!!

[bardy]

I guess we couldnt do any 69ing

[Mariner]

Originally Posted by Esty

Need more information before I can tell you how much of bill you get to have.

but you've heard the story, right?!

[Esty]

Billy doesn't eat pussy. Sorry brades. Looks like jimmy is your guy.

[bardy]

fuck you I can have whoever I want

[Esty]

Originally Posted by Mariner

but you've heard the story, right?!

Yeah but what do you eat. What are we talking here?

[Esty]

Originally Posted by vipbrj

fuck you I can have whoever I want

Dang, I didn't know you were that horny.

[bardy]

what do you guys think billy is like in bed?


does he take it seriously?
does he call you the next day/speak to you afterwards?
does he cuddle afterwards--
if so, does he try to cuddle all night or roll over?
if so, does he try to hold your hand?
is he loud or silent?

[Esty]

Didn't you read his confessions? Hes a fucking god in bed.

[bardy]

did he say that he cried one time during sex? the time he did it in that garage?

[Esty]

Did he cry? Jesus, what a fag. Why do you want to fuck him so bad Brades?

[bardy]

I don't want to fuck him more than I want to fuck any other famous guy.

[Esty]

Like who?

[bardy]

I plan on marrying a hot famous guy and becoming famous myself. just you guys wait.

[Esty]

You'll make a lovely trophy wife brades.

[bardy]

awwww thanks!

What things do you think the press will say about me?

[pale blue eyes]

You might get lumped in with his other exploits, including Courtney Love, so I'd keep that shit quiet.

[Esty]

Not much I would guess. Maybe a few comments on your boobs but thats it.

[bardy]

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

You might get lumped in with his other exploits, including Courtney Love, so I'd keep that shit quiet.

that's true. but I graduated from college and in hollywood that is a big deal.

[Esty]

Hey Erin!!!!!!! I Love you!!!!!! Where you been? Have you heard, i'm getting banned. Isn't it great?