The Raelian Message

Raelian1 · 05:40 PM

HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

The Jesus · 04-08-2006, 01:28 PM

Our paths have crossed before. Again I shall say unto thee...

DIE JEW!

Dead · 04-08-2006, 01:33 PM

I agree.

souvenir · 04-08-2006, 01:58 PM

I can see the Raelians' headquarters from the living room window where I'm moving to.

and by the way, that french journalist was Claude Vorion, not Raël back then.

Raelian1 · 09-14-2006, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

Our paths have crossed before. Again I shall say unto thee...

DIE JEW!

A while ago, I reported this as a bad post but the moderator say this was OK! It seems that this forum supports brainhole nazis.

myosis · 09-14-2006, 11:27 AM

we don't censor satire. your post is much worse.

sppunk · 09-14-2006, 11:30 AM

Fuck off.

gpub · 09-14-2006, 11:31 AM

Way to find something on the internet, then come here and create something with no creativity

Lucky Day Spa · 09-14-2006, 05:48 PM

Who created the alien scientists?

Fathoms (unadored) · 09-14-2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

Who created the alien scientists?

magical circular reasoning

Lucky Day Spa · 09-14-2006, 05:55 PM

They went back in time to become their own fathers.

Lucky Day Spa · 09-14-2006, 05:55 PM

The ancient Greeks called this problem the Third Alien.

duovamp · 09-14-2006, 06:03 PM

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3298/monsterqv2.png

DeviousJ · 09-14-2006, 06:31 PM

So a tiny Japanese guy, probably high, told this dude a bunch of stuff and he created a religion based on it?

The Omega Concern · 09-14-2006, 06:32 PM

so how do the Elohim propose to bring down Lucipher?

DeviousJ · 09-14-2006, 06:42 PM

Probably with one of those dart guns

04-08-2006, 01:24 PM	#1
Raelian1 Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 2	The Raelian Message HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA. Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them. WHAT HAPPENED? On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible. He told Rael that: "We were the ones who designed all life on earth" "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy" THE MESSAGES The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe. Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation. And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world. For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins. __________________ Proud member of The Raelian Movement. All life on Earth isn't the result of random evolution. Nor is it the result of a supernatural god. All life, including us, was created by alien scientists from another planet. To learn more, go to To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers". Last edited by Raelian1 : 09-14-2006 at 05:40 PM.

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04-08-2006, 01:28 PM	#2
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	Our paths have crossed before. Again I shall say unto thee... DIE JEW!

04-08-2006, 01:33 PM	#3
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I agree.

04-08-2006, 01:58 PM	#4
souvenir Apocalyptic Poster Location: Kathmandu Posts: 3,564	I can see the Raelians' headquarters from the living room window where I'm moving to. and by the way, that french journalist was Claude Vorion, not Raël back then.

09-14-2006, 11:27 AM	#6
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	we don't censor satire. your post is much worse.

09-14-2006, 11:30 AM	#7
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Fuck off.

09-14-2006, 11:31 AM	#8
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	Way to find something on the internet, then come here and create something with no creativity

09-14-2006, 05:48 PM	#9
Lucky Day Spa mirrar quit netphoria Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud Posts: 2,281	Who created the alien scientists?

09-14-2006, 05:55 PM	#11
Lucky Day Spa mirrar quit netphoria Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud Posts: 2,281	They went back in time to become their own fathers.

09-14-2006, 06:03 PM	#13
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3298/monsterqv2.png

09-14-2006, 06:31 PM	#14
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	So a tiny Japanese guy, probably high, told this dude a bunch of stuff and he created a religion based on it?

09-14-2006, 06:32 PM	#15
The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,997	so how do the Elohim propose to bring down Lucipher?

09-14-2006, 06:42 PM	#16
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Probably with one of those dart guns