favorite and least favorite foreign accents

[neopryn]

i really love norwegian accents. and belarussian accents. i knew a girl from belarus. she was very hot and had had abeautiful way of speaking english even though it was her second language.

i would tend to say something like northern england, but that shit tires on me fast. they have a specific cadence when asking questions that makes it sound like a statement. it's interesting for about the first dozen times. then it just gets obnoxious. grammar is always impeccable though.


my least favorite accent has to be mexican, and by mexican i mean pretty much anyone who lives south of texas. they really know how to butcher the language don't they. and it's not only their enunciation, its the total ignorance to subject verb agreement. black people too. "you is what you am", "ain't nothin mo' better". i mean, jesus christ, how much more wrong can you be? japs can never get irregular plurals right either. the other day i got a letter at work from some vietnamese guy...or was the korean. laotian. whatever. some squinty eyed motherfucker. "This product no worky", "Give me lee-fund ol cledit on futule pulchase". I can't stand them. Learn the language or GO HOME!!!!!!

[The Jesus]

I like Irish and Geordie accents, very sexy.

[neopryn]

oh and runner up for least favorite accent goes to jewish americans for that yiddish crap. i mean talk about butchering a language. ibet their talking in some kind of code.

[The Jesus]

Yeah I hate Jew-talk too.

[BumbleBeeMouth]

Its gotta be the polish accent for me... and my least favourite has to be South African, i dont understand it.

[MeAndMyLlama]

now im surprised neopryn i find the squinty-eyed english speakers enjoyable. yeah and i hate hearing black people talk. everything they do annoys me

[neopryn]

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

Its gotta be the polish accent for me... and my least favourite has to be South African, i dont understand it.

you mean the black south africans right? because i'm alright with the white ones. especially if they are of german descent.

[Grumble]

I like some black American talk; I think a lot of the slang is really lively. Especially some New York black speak. I also like some Jewish speak, too; Yiddish sounds funny. I find South African accents a bit annoying because I just can't get a handle on it -- it sounds like a cross between a couple of other accents and so the sound keeps alternating in my head. It's like an audio equivalent of one of those optical illusion pictures that can be seen in at least two distinct ways. Some Irish accents are nice to listen to. Scottish sounds better on girls than guys, in my opinion. There's something fun about Brooklyn accents (although not if they're too strong). French is often nice, unless it gets annyoing. And Spannish is good to listen to (Spannish accents in English, and also the language itself). I hate Texan accents and certain kinds of strangley pretentious Californian ones.

[laradelocke]

norwegian for like
south african for hate

[DeviousJ]

Originally Posted by neopryn

i would tend to say something like northern england, but that shit tires on me fast. they have a specific cadence when asking questions that makes it sound like a statement. it's interesting for about the first dozen times. then it just gets obnoxious. grammar is always impeccable though.

lol

[Dead]

One sexy accent is this woman on CSI, I'll look up where she's from. It's not a very strong one but it's sexy alright.

She's from Redbridge, Essex.

I guess least favorite would probably be some kind of middle eastern one, but I'm not sure.

[neopryn]

Dead, your passive racism isn't welcome here.

[DeviousJ]

Originally Posted by Dead

I guess least favorite would probably be some kind of middle eastern one, but I'm not sure.

Hahaha, what the hell

[Dead]

You asked, jackasses. Are you saying middle eastern accents are nice?

[neopryn]

Originally Posted by Dead

You asked, jackasses. Are you saying middle eastern accents are nice?

Is that possibility entirely out of the question, you hatemonger?

[Dead]

No, but according to my preferences they aren't nice. That's what this thread is about. You guys are just trying to piss me off.

[neopryn]

Dead, you're just pissing yourself off. Racism is usually a symptom of some inner conflict, such as a secret attraction to the same sex or dissatisfaction as a result of diminutive penis size.

[Dead]

Yeah yeah.

[DeviousJ]

I hate all accents from the southern hemisphere, including Antarctica

[Dead]

I SAID yeah yeah and I'm saying it again.

YEAH YEAH!

Also, FU

[DeviousJ]

You hate the southern hemisphere too?

[ravenguy2000]

i don't know about favorite but my least favorite is the towel-heads i get when i call my credit card company

[ravenguy2000]

this thread is getting me in the mood for another "black people pic post" thread

[Elvis The Fat Years]

how many times do you burn a cross a week, dead?

[neopryn]

holy crap ravenguy

i love your avatar

[ravenguy2000]

Oh thanks. It's Stu Benedict. When I get around to it I'm making Sally Korp part of my signature.

http://www.wellsvilleusa.com/pictures/sally.jpg

[ravenguy2000]

Actually since I've already started here, maybe we can just make this thread about foreign accents, and a black people pic post.

That way Mayfuck will have less chance of seeing and putting me on his 5 most racist netphorian list.

[Irridescent Fairysex]

[Irridescent Fairysex]

[Rockin' Cherub]

german english accent is just horrible when you have to put it up artificially so people understand you at school