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Old 03-07-2006, 10:16 PM   #1
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Default so i am drinking diet caffeine free coke

and everytime i drink it it makes this really weird whoosing sound in my mouth. its hard to describe. it is really making me uncomfortable. it wont stop even if i swish it around in my mouth.

what the fuck

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:19 PM   #2
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my mom used to buy that for me. she used to buy the big 24 oz bottles. but she refused to put them in the fridge because they "took up too much space" so she would just leave them in the pantry. so I would be forced to drink warm caffeine free diet coke... mmm

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:23 PM   #3
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thats exactly what i am drinking right now

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:24 PM   #4
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its pretty bubbly. it'll grow hair on your chest though. put some bourbon in it.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:25 PM   #5
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"so i am drinking diet caffeine free coke"

translation: "i am a homosexual"

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:25 PM   #6
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in dont need any more hair on my chest.

and i dont have any bourbon

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:25 PM   #7
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its pretty bubbly. it'll grow hair on your chest though. put some bourbon in it.
so does this mean you have hair on your chest, Bardy?

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:26 PM   #8
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"so i am drinking diet caffeine free coke"

translation: "i am a homosexual"
way to keep a secret, you son of a bitch

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:26 PM   #9
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I have fine baby hairs, as they are called.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:27 PM   #10
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way to keep a secret, you son of a bitch
what? it's not like I told them all about that night we spent together.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:28 PM   #11
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I have fine baby hairs, as they are called.
OOOOWWWWw! you got that right, baby!

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:51 PM   #12
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and everytime i drink it it makes this really weird whoosing sound in my mouth. its hard to describe. it is really making me uncomfortable. it wont stop even if i swish it around in my mouth.

what the fuck

ahahaha that happens to me too, good description of it

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:02 PM   #13
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24oz is not big

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:02 PM   #14
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a 6 pack of 24 oz bottles?

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:05 PM   #15
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you could just refrigerate one or two at a time, y'know

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:06 PM   #16
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my mom keeps a lot of stuff in the fridge, there was no room. she still doesn't. everytime I go home I have to drink warm mountain dew or warm coke with lime.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:08 PM   #17
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24oz is not big
that's three servings, bub.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:09 PM   #18
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my mom keeps a lot of stuff in the fridge, there was no room. she still doesn't. everytime I go home I have to drink warm mountain dew or warm coke with lime.
have you ever looked at the ingredients in mountain dew? maybe you ought to.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:13 PM   #19
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have you ever looked at the ingredients in mountain dew? maybe you ought to.
Now why would she want to do something crazy like that?

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:13 PM   #20
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that's three servings, bub.
i can't work out if this is a really bad joke or just irrelevant

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:16 PM   #21
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Now why would she want to do something crazy like that?
I dunno.. maybe because some people wouldn't want to drink a chemical which is used in the creation of anti-knock formulas for engines, amongst other things.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:16 PM   #22
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i can't work out if this is a really bad joke or just irrelevant
oh, so three servings at once isn't big? okay, just checking.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:17 PM   #23
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I dunno.. maybe because some people wouldn't want to drink a chemical which is used in the creation of anti-knock formulas for engines, amongst other things.
Eh. Ignorance is bliss. Apparently not too many other people are worried about the contents, so I'm sure it's not that bad. Plus, it can be SO refreshing!

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:18 PM   #24
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I dont really drink soda, that's just what my mom has around. besides boxes and boxes of wine :erm

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:19 PM   #25
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I could use a soda right now, or some liquor. Liquor sounds nice. Come on payday.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:20 PM   #26
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I dont really drink soda, that's just what my mom has around. besides boxes and boxes of wine :erm
your mom is white trash.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:21 PM   #27
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they are just stingy

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:21 PM   #28
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I could use a soda right now, or some liquor. Liquor sounds nice. Come on payday.
what the hell? payday's a candy bar you goof!

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:22 PM   #29
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What can I say? I'm a sucker for them.

 
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:24 PM   #30
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oh, so three servings at once isn't big? okay, just checking.
not for a refrigerator you nutcase

 
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