cleaning out your arse

Luke de Spa · 02-07-2006, 11:52 PM

i dunked my backside under hot wax a few days ago and i think it melted pushed a bunch of wax against my rectum.

so i used this arse cleaning crap, stuck a wad of cotten in there for about half an hour. and i just flushed it out with a soft bulb syringe.

i didn't even know my colon was big enough to hold all that arse wax. jesus christ.

it was a lot.

neopryn · 02-07-2006, 11:55 PM

i just had massive diarrhea because i drank way too much coffee today. i wasn't planning on showering but it looks unavoidable now.

Karl Connor · 02-07-2006, 11:57 PM

rectal issues are probably the only matter i can't bring myself to discuss here in regards to my personal life

Luke de Spa · 02-07-2006, 11:58 PM

showering is always optional

ALWAYS

Toby · 02-07-2006, 11:58 PM

wendy's gave me the splatters yesterday

benjamin619 · 02-07-2006, 11:59 PM

that's why you buy a bidet. ha. lol at the domain name: http://www.cleanbutt.com
It's a bidet warehouse!

alisonmonster · 02-07-2006, 11:59 PM

yeah ok we need a gentlemans forum for gentlemanly topis like this.

Luke de Spa · 02-08-2006, 12:00 AM

too late now, the floodgates are open

Karl Connor · 02-08-2006, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alisonmonster

yeah ok we need a gentlemans forum for gentlemanly topis like this.

its time to start another petition

keep the dream alive

Toby · 02-08-2006, 12:01 AM

are you saying you never get diarrea, alisonmonster

alisonmonster · 02-08-2006, 12:02 AM

girls shit petunias and fart perfume so yes.

Luke de Spa · 02-08-2006, 12:04 AM

COUNTDOWN TO TUBGIRL

alisonmonster · 02-08-2006, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randall Sandell

now that we have female member advocating a gentlemans forum, we have some headway in the political sense

our day of glory is coming near liquuid j

i have no problem if a gentleman's forum means keeping fecal threads and sports threads out of here. But i do like reading about guys woman troubles.

Karl Connor · 02-08-2006, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alisonmonster

i have no problem if a gentleman's forum means keeping fecal threads and sports threads out of here. I feel like men discuss things beyond a female's comprehension thus a gentleman's forum is imperative

definitley. take a note of this admins

Ghetto_Squirrel · 02-08-2006, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

i dunked my backside under hot wax a few days ago

No one's questioned this yet.

I don't know if I'm surprised.

Dead · 02-08-2006, 12:39 AM

What a great thread, guys! Keep it up!

Lie · 02-08-2006, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alisonmonster

i have no problem if a gentleman's forum means keeping fecal threads and sports threads out of here. But i do like reading about guys woman troubles.

I, on the other hand, have no problem with it if it means keeping sports threads and woman troubles out of here, but I do like reading about guys' fecal matter.

Fonzie · 02-08-2006, 03:16 AM

what a load of arse.

Luke de Spa · 02-08-2006, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie

what a load of arse.

you smug wanker

who do you think you are to mock others' problems

mercurial · 02-08-2006, 05:59 AM

this is all very confusing, i can't quite understand what you were doing - it sounds like you were waxing your arse?

i read in Woman' Day a colonic irrigation can work wonders

dean moriaty · 02-08-2006, 10:21 AM

how, pray tell, did you get wax in your arse to start off with?

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 02-08-2006, 12:40 PM

Enemas!

The Jesus · 02-08-2006, 12:48 PM

The garden hose comes in handy for situations like this.

beef curtains · 02-08-2006, 01:21 PM

looools

pale blue eyes · 02-08-2006, 01:33 PM

At work we used to have to explain the prep for a barium enema over the phone and the older people would never understand the word "rectum." They have to basically flush themselves out over two days and by the time we got them to understand what they had to do they'd either not want to go through with the test at all or ask us if we were joking. It was a nightmare. Thank God we have a prep sheet to mail them now, one can only yell "YES! THE ENEMA HAS TO BE STUCK UP THERE. IT CANNOT BE USED ORALLY!" so many times to a near-deaf Ma Blue Hair before it's really not funny anymore.

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-08-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

i didn't even know my colon was big enough to hold all that arse wax. jesus christ.

tell that to voice implodes

Luke de Spa · 02-08-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurial

this is all very confusing, i can't quite understand what you were doing - it sounds like you were waxing your arse?

i read in Woman' Day a colonic irrigation can work wonders

seriously?

as i said i was giving myself a hot wax dunk. it's a scandinavian health treatment and is very much en vogue in all the top day spas right now

Ihaman · 02-08-2006, 03:25 PM

So what is this wax? How does one go about even beginning to think that it would be a good idea to dunk their ass in hot wax?

Ihaman · 02-08-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

No one's questioned this yet.

I don't know if I'm surprised.

Hey Nick are you a bottom or top?

Luke de Spa · 02-08-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaman

So what is this wax? How does one go about even beginning to think that it would be a good idea to dunk their ass in hot wax?

oh look who's trying to appear "scientific" about the prospect of a good hot wax dunk

02-07-2006, 11:52 PM	#1
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	cleaning out your arse i dunked my backside under hot wax a few days ago and i think it melted pushed a bunch of wax against my rectum. so i used this arse cleaning crap, stuck a wad of cotten in there for about half an hour. and i just flushed it out with a soft bulb syringe. i didn't even know my colon was big enough to hold all that arse wax. jesus christ. it was a lot.

02-08-2006, 12:39 AM	#16
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	What a great thread, guys! Keep it up! __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

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02-07-2006, 11:55 PM	#2
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	i just had massive diarrhea because i drank way too much coffee today. i wasn't planning on showering but it looks unavoidable now.

02-07-2006, 11:57 PM	#3
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,933	rectal issues are probably the only matter i can't bring myself to discuss here in regards to my personal life

02-07-2006, 11:58 PM	#4
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	showering is always optional ALWAYS

02-07-2006, 11:58 PM	#5
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	wendy's gave me the splatters yesterday

02-07-2006, 11:59 PM	#6
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,296	that's why you buy a bidet. ha. lol at the domain name: http://www.cleanbutt.com It's a bidet warehouse!

02-07-2006, 11:59 PM	#7
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	yeah ok we need a gentlemans forum for gentlemanly topis like this.

02-08-2006, 12:00 AM	#8
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	too late now, the floodgates are open

02-08-2006, 12:01 AM	#10
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	are you saying you never get diarrea, alisonmonster

02-08-2006, 12:02 AM	#11
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	girls shit petunias and fart perfume so yes.

02-08-2006, 12:04 AM	#12
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	COUNTDOWN TO TUBGIRL

02-08-2006, 03:16 AM	#18
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,573	what a load of arse.

02-08-2006, 05:59 AM	#20
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	this is all very confusing, i can't quite understand what you were doing - it sounds like you were waxing your arse? i read in Woman' Day a colonic irrigation can work wonders

02-08-2006, 10:21 AM	#21
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	how, pray tell, did you get wax in your arse to start off with?

02-08-2006, 12:40 PM	#22
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	Enemas!

02-08-2006, 12:48 PM	#23
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	The garden hose comes in handy for situations like this.

02-08-2006, 01:21 PM	#24
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	looools

02-08-2006, 01:33 PM	#25
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	At work we used to have to explain the prep for a barium enema over the phone and the older people would never understand the word "rectum." They have to basically flush themselves out over two days and by the time we got them to understand what they had to do they'd either not want to go through with the test at all or ask us if we were joking. It was a nightmare. Thank God we have a prep sheet to mail them now, one can only yell "YES! THE ENEMA HAS TO BE STUCK UP THERE. IT CANNOT BE USED ORALLY!" so many times to a near-deaf Ma Blue Hair before it's really not funny anymore.

02-08-2006, 03:25 PM	#28
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	So what is this wax? How does one go about even beginning to think that it would be a good idea to dunk their ass in hot wax?