lyrics that are so bad that they make you vomit and die

House of Bread · 12-02-2005, 02:45 PM

a kitten on fire
a baby in a blender
both sound as sweet
as a night of surrender

and

I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

wHATcOLOR · 12-02-2005, 03:00 PM

whatever i can do
i will
'cause i'm good like that

ravenguy2000 · 12-02-2005, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siamese33

I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

fuck you

House of Bread · 12-02-2005, 03:18 PM

what's so desperate about the 3rd quarter??? There's another quarter to go!
and if he's talking about ice hockey, he's got it all wrong, there's 3 periods in a game......this line is full of too many faults to even let it slide

ravenguy2000 · 12-02-2005, 03:38 PM

I think you're reading too much into this.

House of Bread · 12-02-2005, 03:40 PM

i think i am too

ZackZ · 12-02-2005, 03:58 PM

With arms wide oooooooooooooopan

Nate the Grate · 12-02-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siamese33

I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

I like that cd, to be honest, but this line always ruined the song. jesus christ it's stupid...doesn't make any sense, sounds completely dumb...ugh. every time I hear it, I stop thinking about the song and start thinking about how dumb that lyric is.

Sam and Mike · 12-02-2005, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate

I like that cd, to be honest, but this line always ruined the song. jesus christ it's stupid...doesn't make any sense, sounds completely dumb...ugh. every time I hear it, I stop thinking about the song and start thinking about how dumb that lyric is.

My feelings exactly.

marrs-guitar · 12-02-2005, 06:33 PM

i'm no U2 hater but these were beyond the pale:

High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here
At corner of your lips
As the orbit of your hips
Eclipse
You elevate my soul

I've got no self control
Been living like a mole now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

A star
Lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you can educate my mind

Explain all these controls
Can't sing but I've got soul
The goal is elevation

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

Love
Lift me up out of these blues
Won't you tell me something true
I believe in you

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

Higher now
In the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

D. · 12-02-2005, 06:36 PM

what's the bolly one with the cat and the dog barking and meowing or something?

wHATcOLOR · 12-02-2005, 06:58 PM

what if he said "fourth quarter" or "last quarter" ?? would you guys be ok with it then?

Sonic Johnny · 12-02-2005, 08:27 PM

Live - Century

everybody's here
puke stinks like beer
this could be a city
this could be a graveyard
you stole my idea
you stole my idea

everybody's anxious
for the coming of the crisis
the collapse of the justice
i can smell your armpits
you stole my idea
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!
this puke stinks like beer and everybody's here

come on, come on, come on
let's lay waste to this century
come on, come on, come on
return to nothing, and help me

everybody's anxious
the crowd is all around us
the followers of Aldous
are spinning with their mescaline
a man behind the altar screams
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!

on the edge of a kiss, smack on the lips
dangled with tongue
on the edge of a peace that can't stand low
and won't stand tall

it's amazing what we can do with love
with some matches and gasoline, do with love!
it's amazing what we can do with love

Oblivious · 12-02-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siamese33
a kitten on fire
a baby in a blender
both sound as sweet
as a night of surrender

i love that song.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-02-2005, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by big white horse hung
what if he said "fourth quarter" or "last quarter" ?? would you guys be ok with it then?

no, hockey doesnt have quarters. it has 3 periods. maybe hes singing about waterpolo though

wHATcOLOR · 12-02-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

no, hockey doesnt have quarters. it has 3 periods. maybe hes singing about waterpolo though

i never assumed he was talking about hockey for that very reason

wHATcOLOR · 12-02-2005, 11:20 PM

and i like Century by Live

neopryn · 12-02-2005, 11:20 PM

yeah but i don't think any other sport matches the emotional intensity of hockey, which is probably what ben was going for in that line. because he really didn't want her to leave. like not at all. and when you're a hockey goalie things are really intense and you don't want to let in a goal or people will throw things at you and you won't get the girl and your teammates will all blame you.

wHATcOLOR · 12-02-2005, 11:22 PM

well when you put it like that, it does really seem like it must be hockey. in which case, it really IS an embarassing line, given that he said quarter. man, this song just got all jacked up for me.

LittleWing · 12-02-2005, 11:47 PM

how could this happen to me
i made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on as i'm fading away
im sick of this life
i just wanna scream
how could this happen to me

Liffey · 12-02-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
Live - Century

everybody's here
puke stinks like beer
this could be a city
this could be a graveyard
you stole my idea
you stole my idea

everybody's anxious
for the coming of the crisis
the collapse of the justice
i can smell your armpits
you stole my idea
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!
this puke stinks like beer and everybody's here

come on, come on, come on
let's lay waste to this century
come on, come on, come on
return to nothing, and help me

everybody's anxious
the crowd is all around us
the followers of Aldous
are spinning with their mescaline
a man behind the altar screams
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!

on the edge of a kiss, smack on the lips
dangled with tongue
on the edge of a peace that can't stand low
and won't stand tall

it's amazing what we can do with love
with some matches and gasoline, do with love!
it's amazing what we can do with love

i love that song!

COG · 12-03-2005, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn
yeah but i don't think any other sport matches the emotional intensity of hockey, which is probably what ben was going for in that line. because he really didn't want her to leave. like not at all. and when you're a hockey goalie things are really intense and you don't want to let in a goal or people will throw things at you and you won't get the girl and your teammates will all blame you.

Could be soccer, or football, if your from the majority of the world thats not the u.s.

wHATcOLOR · 12-03-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liffey

i love that song!

you and me both, brotherman!!!

Graveflower · 12-03-2005, 01:32 AM

i wear this crown of shit

Tchocky · 12-03-2005, 01:40 AM

Everyone's gonna be a big star
Everyone's gonna drive a fast car
Everyone's gonna be in charge 'cause everybody's business is everybody's business.

celluloid_love · 12-03-2005, 02:46 AM

All the tension in the world today
All the little girls fillin up the world today
When good comes to bad the bad comes to good
But im gonna live a life like I should
Now all the critics wanna hit it
Shit can ever did it
Because they don't get
But I'll stay fitted
New era committed
Unless this red cap
Gets a bad rap from his critics

Do we always gotta cry? (gotta cry)
Do we always gotta be inside a lie (a lie)
Life is just a blast
Movin very fast
Better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass

Follow me into a solo
Remember that, kid
So what you wanna do?
The way you wanna run
When your starin down a cable
of a mic put it that you grill like a gun
Limp Bizkit is rockin the set
Its like Russian Roulette
When your placin your bet
So don't be upset
when your broke
And your done
Cuz im gonna be the one
til I jet

I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Now I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's ever seen lately
why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

Does anybody really know the secret
And the combination for this life and where they keep it
Its kinda sad when you don't know the meaning
But everything happens for a reason
I don't even know what I should say
I'm an idiot a loser and a microphone abuser
I analyze every second I exist
Beating up my mind every second with my fist

Everybody wanna run (run)
Everybody wanna hide from the gun (gun)
You can take that ride through this life if you want
You cant take that edge off that knife (no sir)
And now you want your money back (money back)
But your denied cuz your brains fried from the sac
And there aint nothing I can do
Cuz life is a lesson you'll learn it when your through

I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Now I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

(Now I know why..Now I know why..Now I know why)

Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

celluloid_love · 12-03-2005, 03:04 AM

I think I just killed everyone in the thread.

Orenthal James · 12-03-2005, 08:32 AM

pretty much the entirety of 50 Cent's The Massacre

dean_r_koontz · 12-03-2005, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by COG

Could be soccer, or football, if your from the majority of the world thats not the u.s.

errr..most people come from the u.s, it's one of the largest countries in the world...

Orenthal James · 12-03-2005, 08:46 AM

hockey is big too

12-02-2005, 02:45 PM	#1
House of Bread Dinosaur War Location: Indiana Posts: 4,902	lyrics that are so bad that they make you vomit and die a kitten on fire a baby in a blender both sound as sweet as a night of surrender and I will block the door like a goalie tending the net In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

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12-02-2005, 03:00 PM	#2
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	whatever i can do i will 'cause i'm good like that

12-02-2005, 03:18 PM	#4
House of Bread Dinosaur War Location: Indiana Posts: 4,902	what's so desperate about the 3rd quarter??? There's another quarter to go! and if he's talking about ice hockey, he's got it all wrong, there's 3 periods in a game......this line is full of too many faults to even let it slide

12-02-2005, 03:38 PM	#5
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,035	I think you're reading too much into this.

12-02-2005, 03:40 PM	#6
House of Bread Dinosaur War Location: Indiana Posts: 4,902	i think i am too

12-02-2005, 03:58 PM	#7
ZackZ The Arbiter of Elegance Location: Dreams of Teen Machines Posts: 3,153	With arms wide oooooooooooooopan

12-02-2005, 06:33 PM	#10
marrs-guitar Demi-God Location: UK Posts: 330	i'm no U2 hater but these were beyond the pale: High, higher than the sun You shoot me from a gun I need you to elevate me here At corner of your lips As the orbit of your hips Eclipse You elevate my soul I've got no self control Been living like a mole now Going down, excavation I and I in the sky You make me feel like I can fly So high Elevation A star Lit up like a cigar Strung out like a guitar Maybe you can educate my mind Explain all these controls Can't sing but I've got soul The goal is elevation A mole Digging in a hole Digging up my soul now Going down, excavation I and I in the sky You make me feel like I can fly So high Elevation Love Lift me up out of these blues Won't you tell me something true I believe in you A mole Digging in a hole Digging up my soul now Going down, excavation Higher now In the sky You make me feel like I can fly So high Elevation

12-02-2005, 06:36 PM	#11
D. I had sex with your wife. Location: Missouri Posts: 31,119	what's the bolly one with the cat and the dog barking and meowing or something?

12-02-2005, 06:58 PM	#12
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	what if he said "fourth quarter" or "last quarter" ?? would you guys be ok with it then?

12-02-2005, 08:27 PM	#13
Sonic Johnny 6 1 6 0 Location: Melbourne Posts: 11,710	Live - Century everybody's here puke stinks like beer this could be a city this could be a graveyard you stole my idea you stole my idea everybody's anxious for the coming of the crisis the collapse of the justice i can smell your armpits you stole my idea you stole my idea you stole my idea! this puke stinks like beer and everybody's here come on, come on, come on let's lay waste to this century come on, come on, come on return to nothing, and help me everybody's anxious the crowd is all around us the followers of Aldous are spinning with their mescaline a man behind the altar screams you stole my idea you stole my idea! on the edge of a kiss, smack on the lips dangled with tongue on the edge of a peace that can't stand low and won't stand tall it's amazing what we can do with love with some matches and gasoline, do with love! it's amazing what we can do with love

12-02-2005, 11:20 PM	#17
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	and i like Century by Live

12-02-2005, 11:20 PM	#18
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,901	yeah but i don't think any other sport matches the emotional intensity of hockey, which is probably what ben was going for in that line. because he really didn't want her to leave. like not at all. and when you're a hockey goalie things are really intense and you don't want to let in a goal or people will throw things at you and you won't get the girl and your teammates will all blame you.

12-02-2005, 11:22 PM	#19
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	well when you put it like that, it does really seem like it must be hockey. in which case, it really IS an embarassing line, given that he said quarter. man, this song just got all jacked up for me.

12-02-2005, 11:47 PM	#20
LittleWing Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,669	how could this happen to me i made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on as i'm fading away im sick of this life i just wanna scream how could this happen to me

12-03-2005, 01:32 AM	#24
Graveflower Banned Posts: 45,583	i wear this crown of shit

12-03-2005, 01:40 AM	#25
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,105	Everyone's gonna be a big star Everyone's gonna drive a fast car Everyone's gonna be in charge 'cause everybody's business is everybody's business.

12-03-2005, 02:46 AM	#26
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,230	All the tension in the world today All the little girls fillin up the world today When good comes to bad the bad comes to good But im gonna live a life like I should Now all the critics wanna hit it Shit can ever did it Because they don't get But I'll stay fitted New era committed Unless this red cap Gets a bad rap from his critics Do we always gotta cry? (gotta cry) Do we always gotta be inside a lie (a lie) Life is just a blast Movin very fast Better stay on top or life will kick you in the ass Follow me into a solo Remember that, kid So what you wanna do? The way you wanna run When your starin down a cable of a mic put it that you grill like a gun Limp Bizkit is rockin the set Its like Russian Roulette When your placin your bet So don't be upset when your broke And your done Cuz im gonna be the one til I jet I know why you want to hate me I know why you want to hate me I know why you want to hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen me I know why you want to hate me I know why you want to hate me Now I know why you want to hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's ever seen lately why you want to hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately Now you wanna hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately Now you wanna hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately Does anybody really know the secret And the combination for this life and where they keep it Its kinda sad when you don't know the meaning But everything happens for a reason I don't even know what I should say I'm an idiot a loser and a microphone abuser I analyze every second I exist Beating up my mind every second with my fist Everybody wanna run (run) Everybody wanna hide from the gun (gun) You can take that ride through this life if you want You cant take that edge off that knife (no sir) And now you want your money back (money back) But your denied cuz your brains fried from the sac And there aint nothing I can do Cuz life is a lesson you'll learn it when your through I know why you want to hate me I know why you want to hate me I know why you want to hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately I know why you want to hate me I know why you want to hate me Now I know why you want to hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately why you want to hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately Now you wanna hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately (Now I know why..Now I know why..Now I know why) Now I know why you wanna hate me Now I know why you wanna hate me Now I know why you wanna hate me Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

12-03-2005, 03:04 AM	#27
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,230	I think I just killed everyone in the thread.

12-03-2005, 08:32 AM	#28
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,411	pretty much the entirety of 50 Cent's The Massacre

12-03-2005, 08:46 AM	#30
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,411	hockey is big too