Why hasn't Billy been diagnosed with Asparagus?

freakout · 11-06-2005, 10:50 PM

Why isnt it more obvious to people that he has a taste for this strange green vegatable? He pretty much fits all the symptoms of Asparagus syndrome. and yet all these years no one has ever even remotely considered this.

wHATcOLOR · 11-06-2005, 10:59 PM

i've smelled his urine on countless occasions, he's definitely not an asparagus eater

dean moriaty · 11-06-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by big white horse hung
i've smelled his urine on countless occasions, he's definitely not an asparagus eater

five star

dean moriaty · 11-06-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by big white horse hung
i've smelled his urine on countless occasions, he's definitely not an asparagus eater

transluscent · 11-06-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by big white horse hung
i've smelled his urine on countless occasions, he's definitely not an asparagus eater

did you know your jizz gets bitter if you eat asparagus?

wHATcOLOR · 11-06-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by transluscent

did you know your jizz gets bitter if you eat asparagus?

do i know you? how come you are qualified to tell me about my jizz. what exactly is your name, lil missy?

dean moriaty · 11-06-2005, 11:18 PM

wtf!

i'm leaving that double post just cause i posted the rofl one first, server bugged out. i refreshed the page, nothing there so i thought i'd show my friendly friend i appreciated his reply with the comment 'five star' instead. now i come back and the rofl one eventually came through after all and goes afterwards.

i do not understand.

dean moriaty · 11-06-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by big white horse hung

do i know you? how come you are qualified to tell me about my jizz. what exactly is your name, lil missy?

yeah! we who know you know your jizz is always bitter! cheeky upstarts trying to school you on your jizz....

wHATcOLOR · 11-07-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by dean moriaty

yeah! we who know you know your jizz is always bitter! cheeky upstarts trying to school you on your jizz....

my goodness!!

alisonmonster · 11-07-2005, 12:04 AM

this (for some reason) reminds me of some gem in something awful i read:

And, Christ, how the hell did Billy Corgan decide that he should be a rock star? He looked in the mirror and said "Hey! I look like a cross between Nosferatu and a penis, and I sing like Rod Stewart with a severe case of mumps doing a Peter Lorre impression! I've got what it takes!"

Mariner · 11-07-2005, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster
"Hey! I look like a cross between Nosferatu and a penis

cliche, i know, but i loled

alisonmonster · 11-07-2005, 06:39 AM

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Originally posted by Mariner

cliche, i know, but i loled

its sort of bad when we associate one of our favorite singers immediately with the word penis.

transluscent · 11-07-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster

its sort of bad when we associate one of our favorite singers immediately with the word penis.

you said penis

Mariner · 11-07-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster

its sort of bad when we associate one of our favorite singers immediately with the word penis.

well, lately it's not a stretch. and i'm not talking about appearances.

Rockin' Cherub · 11-08-2005, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by dean moriaty

i'm leaving that double post just cause i posted the rofl one first, server bugged out. i refreshed the page, nothing there so i thought i'd show my friendly friend i appreciated his reply with the comment 'five star' instead. now i come back and the rofl one eventually came through after all and goes afterwards.

i do not understand.

it's an ancient netphorian ritual. you newbie.

Starla · 11-08-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by transluscent

did you know your jizz gets bitter if you eat asparagus?

Actually it's really nice when my husband drinks alot of cranberry, orange, or tropicana strawberry banana juice. I could swallow that all day long if we had time enough. LOL

Starla · 11-08-2005, 12:12 PM

Billy has the penis of a big black man.

transluscent · 11-08-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by To Starla

Actually it's really nice when my husband drinks alot of cranberry, orange, or tropicana strawberry banana juice. I could swallow that all day long if we had time enough. LOL

whore

mourninglight · 11-08-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by transluscent

whore

now now, does she really qualify as a whore since it's her own husband?

transluscent · 11-08-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by mourninglight
now now, does she really qualify as a whore since it's her own husband?

does it matter?

mourninglight · 11-08-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by transluscent

does it matter?

in the big scheme of things i would have to say NO

but

then again, i'm bored

Starla · 11-09-2005, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by transluscent

whore

Yep. *His* whore though : ) caaaaaause you'll always be my whore your the one that i adore............

ChristHimself! · 11-09-2005, 10:22 AM

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caaaaaause you'll always be my whore your the one that i adore............

*smashes face into screen, throws monitor out window*

11-06-2005, 10:50 PM	#1
freakout Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 7	Why hasn't Billy been diagnosed with Asparagus? Why isnt it more obvious to people that he has a taste for this strange green vegatable? He pretty much fits all the symptoms of Asparagus syndrome. and yet all these years no one has ever even remotely considered this.

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11-06-2005, 10:59 PM	#2
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dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,373	wtf! i'm leaving that double post just cause i posted the rofl one first, server bugged out. i refreshed the page, nothing there so i thought i'd show my friendly friend i appreciated his reply with the comment 'five star' instead. now i come back and the rofl one eventually came through after all and goes afterwards. i do not understand.

11-07-2005, 12:04 AM	#10
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,021	this (for some reason) reminds me of some gem in something awful i read: And, Christ, how the hell did Billy Corgan decide that he should be a rock star? He looked in the mirror and said "Hey! I look like a cross between Nosferatu and a penis, and I sing like Rod Stewart with a severe case of mumps doing a Peter Lorre impression! I've got what it takes!"

11-08-2005, 12:12 PM	#17
Starla ***** Posts: 12,627	Billy has the penis of a big black man.