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Old 09-20-2005, 06:07 PM   #1
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Red face Girls (and I guess guys)... ever use NADS?

I wanted to get some wax, but this looked much better (no hot wax to burn me..)

And it's awesome!

And it's easy clean up, 'cause it's made of fruit and sugar... warm water makes it come right off. (And it tastes good too!!)

So, my question is... does it really make the hair go away for like 8 weeks? 'cause if so, I'm hooked...

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:13 PM   #2
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my mom bought that shit when i was 15. i dont know why. because she has practically no hair on her body. unless she bought it for stepdads chest hair. LOL. his chest is so hairy. anyway. i ate some. yummy. and i used it. it fucking sucked. i used it on my legs but somehow i got it all over myself. i was like a big gooey green mess. at least i tasted delicious.
i remember seeing an infomericial about it. and this d00d got his ears wax. they looked real nice and they showed him a mirror and he was like WONDERFUL. REALLY AND TRULY. goddamn. i still laugh whenever i think about it. maybe it was the accent.

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:15 PM   #3
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i ate some. yummy. and i used it. it fucking sucked. i used it on my legs but somehow i got it all over myself. i was like a big gooey green mess. at least i tasted delicious.


You're only supposed to use a little bit at a time, and you have to rip it off within 20 seconds of putting it on, because your body heat makes it melt...

What flavor is green? I have strawberry. I like smelling like strawberries instead of that nasty retarded cucumber Nair smell.

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:34 PM   #4
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well, i use a cheapo cold wax kit from sally hansen, it works great and was like 5 bucks.

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:35 PM   #5
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well, i use a cheapo cold wax kit from sally hansen, it works great and was like 5 bucks.
i've got some nads you can use any time

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:53 PM   #6
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i don't know what is NADS
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:05 PM   #7
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Down here NADS is short for Gonads.

Oh how we chuckled at those hairy greek/aussie girls...
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:07 PM   #8
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i've got some nads you can use any time
:erm

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:09 PM   #9
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i ate that stuff too

i'm glad to know i'm not the only one

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:17 PM   #10
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Someone make a joke connecting eating personal hygeine products and being fat.

I'll delete this post and everything so you'll get full credit.

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 08:47 PM   #11
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I use the nair roll-on wax, it works alright.

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:42 PM   #12
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http://www.nads.com/flash.htm

 
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:44 PM   #13
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i used to use it. and i had my girlfriend do my legs. it was awesome.

 
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:53 PM   #14
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That shit hurts so bad. OMIGAAUD. For realz. I tried that crap on my thights and it turned out to be more painful than I initially expected it to be. Then a few months later, I got bored and used it on my pubes and that hurt even more (I guess you're supposed to trip long hairs before waxing them off). But no...it didn't make my hair go away for 8 weeks. Don't believe their lies!

 
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:55 PM   #15
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That shit hurts so bad. OMIGAAUD. For realz. I tried that crap on my thights and it turned out to be more painful than I initially expected it to be. Then a few months later, I got bored and used it on my pubes and that hurt even more (I guess you're supposed to trip long hairs before waxing them off). But no...it didn't make my hair go away for 8 weeks. Don't believe their lies!
Well no shit.. you're ripping the hair out of your body...

but it's less painful than waxing. 'cause I always burn myself with wax.

 
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:06 PM   #16
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Well no shit.. you're ripping the hair out of your body...

but it's less painful than waxing. 'cause I always burn myself with wax.
I suggest trimming any long hairs before waxing. Trim. Trip. Trim.

Took me like an hour to wax any body part... 20 seconds to spread on and then another 5 minutes to gather enough courage to rip it off.

 
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Old 09-21-2005, 05:08 PM   #17
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ok fine

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i ate that stuff too

i'm glad to know i'm not the only one
good lord you fat bitch I knew you were hungry but that's a little bit overboard even for you.













Just kidding. You're not even fat or anything. netphoria is losing its edge.

 
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Old 09-21-2005, 06:27 PM   #18
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lol, I love you for trying to bring back the burn, ravenguytwothousand.

Anyway. Ugh. WHen I was in high school my hair female friend bought some of that stuff and it didn't work. So she gave it to me (I dunno why, I am a hairless wonder) and I tried it and it didn't work. We both left it on for 20 seconds and everything - nothing.

I had the green one, I think. It looked so good, I wanted to eat it. But I also thought maybe I could die, so I didn't.

 
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Old 09-21-2005, 06:30 PM   #19
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lol, I love you for trying to bring back the burn, ravenguytwothousand.

Anyway. Ugh. WHen I was in high school my hair female friend bought some of that stuff and it didn't work. So she gave it to me (I dunno why, I am a hairless wonder) and I tried it and it didn't work. We both left it on for 20 seconds and everything - nothing.

I had the green one, I think. It looked so good, I wanted to eat it. But I also thought maybe I could die, so I didn't.
You're supposed to do it as quick as possible.. the longer you leave it on, the more it doesn't work... if you left it on for the whole 20 seconds, it probably melted.

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!!

 
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You're supposed to do it as quick as possible.. the longer you leave it on, the more it doesn't work... if you left it on for the whole 20 seconds, it probably melted.

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!!
Oh, I did read the instructions. This was a long time ago, but I remembered following it - so if it said for less than 20 seconds, then that's what I probably did. Although I might have left it on for that long as well just to see if it worked.

 
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