15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart - Page 2

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:08 PM

Yeah, he's totally rad.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Who needs condoms when a swift kick in the stomach can cure pregnancy.

LOL that's the funniest thing I have seen or heard since "You do that again and I'll hit you in the Ovaries! Yup, right in the baby-maker!"

Oranjes · 08-28-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss

Thats cute Oranjes. That really is.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:13 PM

Hey anybody know how to change your screen name? I am bored with this one and there are a couple that I am thinking about changing it to.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Oranjes

I like the first one that one is sweet looking. Well the image didn't pop up but that evil orange is the shit!

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:15 PM

You have to first donate to the server.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious
You have to first donate to the server.

I did. LOL when I signed up I handed over $10 close to a whole hours worth of pay.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:17 PM

Twenty bucks to change your name to something that doesn't suck.

Make all checks payable to Brendan Sweeney.

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris
Hey anybody know how to change your screen name? I am bored with this one and there are a couple that I am thinking about changing it to.

Ideally we need a virgin, but satan has been letting people get away with using regular teenagers.

No ugly chicks though.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:19 PM

Satan has always been a big supporter of the No Fat Chicks philosophy.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:20 PM

I love the sarcasm here at Netphoria! I didn't like it at first and thought everybody was a bunch of assholes but Hey this place is starting to grow on me.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:22 PM

We aim to please.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious
We aim to please.

the little girl inside of you? LOL

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:24 PM

Dont be conflating fat with ugly, cant beat a bit of meat occasionally.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Dont be conflating fat with ugly, cant beat a bit of meat occasionally.

I likes my girls thick but Satan, he ain't down with the Queen Latifahs of the world.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Dont be conflating fat with ugly, cant beat a bit of meat occasionally.

Yeah, nobody gives head like a fat chick.

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trotskilicious

I likes my girls thick but Satan, he ain't down with the Queen Latifahs of the world.

But surely they're better for when the devil has a few mates round and wants a spit roast.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss

But surely they're better for when the devil has a few mates round and wants a spit roast.

A Pig Roast or A fatty orgy?

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris

A Pig Roast or A fatty orgy?

No, a double entendre.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:35 PM

It's like I'm watching Are You Being Served?

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:36 PM

I'm free, trotty.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:37 PM

Oh man this is great. However I am outta here my back is hurting from sitting in this P O S chair. Later

Phobophile · 08-28-2005, 10:37 PM

I think there are better things to do than go to wal mart.. like post on netphoria, for instance.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Phobophile
I think there are better things to do than go to wal mart.. like post on netphoria, for instance.

I very much so agree!

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris

I very much so agree!

You're still here.

thischarmingman · 08-28-2005, 11:05 PM

1. Wal-Mart doesn't sell condoms.

2. Alarm clocks are electronics, not housewares.

4. Codes are by color, not number.

5. Layaway has its own desk, you don't go to customer service.

7. There is clearly no room in sporting goods to set up a tent.

It's more fun to peel the sticky sensor tags off items over $10 and drop them into people's coat pockets or hoods.

Orenthal James · 08-28-2005, 11:10 PM

1. not buy stuff

Orenthal James · 08-28-2005, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thischarmingman
1. Wal-Mart doesn't sell condoms.

2. Alarm clocks are electronics, not housewares.

4. Codes are by color, not number.

5. Layaway has its own desk, you don't go to customer service.

7. There is clearly no room in sporting goods to set up a tent.

It's more fun to peel the sticky sensor tags off items over $10 and drop them into people's coat pockets or hoods.

wal-mart does sell condoms

Oranjes · 08-28-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Orenthal James

wal-mart does sell condoms

you just gave yourself away... tisk tisk tisk

thischarmingman · 08-28-2005, 11:20 PM

It must be a recent thing. Back in the day when they were making Nirvana censor their album covers, they refused to sell condoms. I guess they've become more lax in their Christian codes.

08-28-2005, 10:37 PM	#53
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08-28-2005, 10:08 PM	#31
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Yeah, he's totally rad.

08-28-2005, 10:13 PM	#34
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	Hey anybody know how to change your screen name? I am bored with this one and there are a couple that I am thinking about changing it to.

08-28-2005, 10:15 PM	#36
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	You have to first donate to the server.

08-28-2005, 10:17 PM	#38
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Twenty bucks to change your name to something that doesn't suck. Make all checks payable to Brendan Sweeney.

08-28-2005, 10:19 PM	#40
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Satan has always been a big supporter of the No Fat Chicks philosophy.

08-28-2005, 10:20 PM	#41
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	I love the sarcasm here at Netphoria! I didn't like it at first and thought everybody was a bunch of assholes but Hey this place is starting to grow on me.

08-28-2005, 10:22 PM	#42
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	We aim to please.

08-28-2005, 10:24 PM	#44
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Dont be conflating fat with ugly, cant beat a bit of meat occasionally.

08-28-2005, 10:35 PM	#50
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	It's like I'm watching Are You Being Served?

08-28-2005, 10:36 PM	#51
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	I'm free, trotty.

08-28-2005, 11:05 PM	#56
thischarmingman Demi-God Location: Kansas Posts: 273	1. Wal-Mart doesn't sell condoms. 2. Alarm clocks are electronics, not housewares. 4. Codes are by color, not number. 5. Layaway has its own desk, you don't go to customer service. 7. There is clearly no room in sporting goods to set up a tent. It's more fun to peel the sticky sensor tags off items over $10 and drop them into people's coat pockets or hoods.

08-28-2005, 11:10 PM	#57
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	1. not buy stuff

08-28-2005, 11:20 PM	#60
thischarmingman Demi-God Location: Kansas Posts: 273	It must be a recent thing. Back in the day when they were making Nirvana censor their album covers, they refused to sell condoms. I guess they've become more lax in their Christian codes.