Describe yourself using other Netphorians

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 10:33 PM

I'd say I'm
45% Mistle
25% Sledge
15% Neopryn
10% Ropey Lopey
5% Jerome

*no calculators allowed

sppunk · 08-26-2005, 10:33 PM

100 percent 1-800-BUY-SEATS

ravenguy2000 · 08-26-2005, 10:35 PM

10% Ammy
10% Julio
30% Shotfullofdiamonds
10% Trostkilicious
20% Sean Casey
20% pink_ribbon_scars

thischarmingman · 08-26-2005, 10:37 PM

Mirrar - (drugs + friends + money) * coolness = me

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ravenguy2000
10% Ammy
10% Julio
30% Shotfullofdiamonds
10% Trostkilicious
20% Sean Casey
20% pink_ribbon_scars

nice.. That seems pretty accurate. I would have added Elvis as 20% though.

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thischarmingman
Mirrar - (drugs + friends + money) * coolness = me

you don't do drugs?

alisonmonster · 08-26-2005, 10:51 PM

30% noir cat
25% The Light
20% aspecialkid
10% mirrar
10% phaedrus
5% jerome

10:58 PM

30% winnipeg_creg
20% randall sandall
12% eyesbomb
10% meandmyllama
10% sonic y0uf
7% keebs
5% neopryn
3% lardism
2% ****** (1 of the 99 hetero and the full gay 1)
1% mayfuck

Mayfuck · 08-26-2005, 10:53 PM

25% Sean Casey
5% sleeper
10% pink_ribbon_scars
1% DeadSwan
9% ryan patrick
25% Why Am I So Ugly?
10% Oblivious
10% Sammiches
5% alexthestampede

Orenthal James · 08-26-2005, 10:55 PM

60% Mr. Big
30% prior restraint
5% andrewsmallcock
5% andrewstinycock

thischarmingman · 08-26-2005, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oranjes
you don't do drugs?

Not usually.

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alisonmonster
all these people:100% cooler than i

Don't say that!

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thischarmingman

Not usually.

Drugs wear down the soul
take their tole
and force you to live in a hole

-Oranjes 8-26-05

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-26-2005, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thischarmingman

Not usually.

fuckin loser.

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
100% Affectation

Travis Meeks · 08-26-2005, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oranjes
Drugs wear down the soul
take their tole
and force you to live in a hole

-Oranjes 8-26-05

100% Monte

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jai Guru Deva

100% Monte

100% Sweet!

mirrar · 08-27-2005, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oranjes
Drugs wear down the soul
take their tole
and force you to live in a hole

-Oranjes 8-26-05

Dead · 08-27-2005, 01:01 AM

Drugs are for losers.

08-27-2005, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dead
Drugs are for losers.

the same could be said for 'fine nude photography'.

you wanker.

anyway. i see myself as being like
50% mirrar
20% neopryn
20% **********
8% patrick
2% mayfuck

08-27-2005, 02:27 AM

i almost put ********** in there but i really think it would be insulting to him

daydreamer999 · 08-27-2005, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dead
Drugs are for ginga's.

Luke de Spa · 08-27-2005, 07:55 AM

Mayfuck never saw it coming. Mayfuck was just doing the things that he probably did every weekend, shopping, talking, mindlessly wandering all over the city. Mayfuck didn't know I was there, watching him. I waited until Mayfuck had his back turned before I but the cloth over his nose and mouth.

I could see his eyes start to flutter back to life, but his head still hung down as Mayfuck was having an after effect to the drug. Gradually I could see him coming back. His body was something to behold. Mayfuck was tall, about 5 10 with hair that wasn't quite blonde and wasn't quite brown. Mayfuck probably weighed 130 pounds, not much for his height. His eyes were what drew him to me though. Don't get me wrong, Mayfuck had the perfect body, but those eyes could pierce through you and see directly into your soul. Emerald green, my newly found favorite color.

I let him wake up slowly, first his head was lifted and then I saw him try to draw his hand to his face, only to realize that he couldn’t for it was being held by shackles above his head. This was when I saw the fear in his eyes. Mayfuck looked at himself and realized that he was naked, and drawn spread eagle. The irony of his “X” shape made me laugh to myself as I watched him try to struggle to pull himself free. I was looking forward to taking the fight out of him.

As his struggles stopped I got up out of the chair that I was sitting in. When I did it fell over causing a loud noise. His head shot up in the direction of the noise. Even in his captured state Mayfuck was still a fighter, but that is what I wanted.

“Whose there?” Mayfuck demanded. His tone made me laugh.

“I don’t think you are in any position to talk in that tone.”

“What do you want?” Mayfuck asked again, not backing down.

“Isn’t it obvious. I want you. I have for a long time.”

(Thanks cesspools of the internets.)

Sonic Johnny · 08-27-2005, 08:29 AM

100% that i-dont-die troll.

man that troll was spot fucking on.

2Marlon2Brando · 08-27-2005, 05:14 PM

40% mariner
15% dead swan
15% nimrod
10% ******
10% neopryn
10% alisonmonster

Krazee's Ghost · 08-27-2005, 05:29 PM

50% I_was_aborted
50% KrazeePumpkin

transluscent · 08-27-2005, 06:04 PM

100% Elvis The Fat Years, minus the elvis

RopeyLopey · 08-27-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck
25% Sean Casey
5% sleeper
10% pink_ribbon_scars
1% DeadSwan
9% ryan patrick
25% Why Am I So Ugly?
10% Oblivious
10% Sammiches
5% alexthestampede

I'd give you more of Sleeper.

alisonmonster · 08-27-2005, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

10% alisonmonster

Nimrod's Son · 08-27-2005, 06:55 PM

50% xtina
30% velouria
20% vipbrj

08-26-2005, 10:33 PM	#1
Oranjes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,961	Describe yourself using other Netphorians I'd say I'm 45% Mistle 25% Sledge 15% Neopryn 10% Ropey Lopey 5% Jerome *no calculators allowed

08-26-2005, 10:51 PM	#7
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	all these people:100% cooler than i 30% noir cat 25% The Light 20% aspecialkid 10% mirrar 10% phaedrus 5% jerome __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Diamond" Jack Holgroth Game Theoretician Certified Vexillologist

08-26-2005, 10:52 PM	#8
THIS THREAD SUX Posts: n/a	30% winnipeg_creg 20% randall sandall 12% eyesbomb 10% meandmyllama 10% sonic y0uf 7% keebs 5% neopryn 3% lardism 2% ****** (1 of the 99 hetero and the full gay 1) 1% mayfuck Last edited by THIS THREAD SUX : 08-26-2005 at 10:58 PM.

08-27-2005, 01:01 AM	#19
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Drugs are for losers. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

08-27-2005, 06:55 PM	#30
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	50% xtina 30% velouria 20% vipbrj __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

08-26-2005, 10:33 PM	#2
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	100 percent 1-800-BUY-SEATS

08-26-2005, 10:35 PM	#3
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	10% Ammy 10% Julio 30% Shotfullofdiamonds 10% Trostkilicious 20% Sean Casey 20% pink_ribbon_scars

08-26-2005, 10:37 PM	#4
thischarmingman Demi-God Location: Kansas Posts: 273	Mirrar - (drugs + friends + money) * coolness = me

08-26-2005, 10:53 PM	#9
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	25% Sean Casey 5% sleeper 10% pink_ribbon_scars 1% DeadSwan 9% ryan patrick 25% Why Am I So Ugly? 10% Oblivious 10% Sammiches 5% alexthestampede

08-26-2005, 10:55 PM	#10
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	60% Mr. Big 30% prior restraint 5% andrewsmallcock 5% andrewstinycock

08-27-2005, 02:27 AM	#21
THIS THREAD SUX Posts: n/a	i almost put ********** in there but i really think it would be insulting to him

08-27-2005, 07:55 AM	#23
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	Mayfuck never saw it coming. Mayfuck was just doing the things that he probably did every weekend, shopping, talking, mindlessly wandering all over the city. Mayfuck didn't know I was there, watching him. I waited until Mayfuck had his back turned before I but the cloth over his nose and mouth. I could see his eyes start to flutter back to life, but his head still hung down as Mayfuck was having an after effect to the drug. Gradually I could see him coming back. His body was something to behold. Mayfuck was tall, about 5 10 with hair that wasn't quite blonde and wasn't quite brown. Mayfuck probably weighed 130 pounds, not much for his height. His eyes were what drew him to me though. Don't get me wrong, Mayfuck had the perfect body, but those eyes could pierce through you and see directly into your soul. Emerald green, my newly found favorite color. I let him wake up slowly, first his head was lifted and then I saw him try to draw his hand to his face, only to realize that he couldn’t for it was being held by shackles above his head. This was when I saw the fear in his eyes. Mayfuck looked at himself and realized that he was naked, and drawn spread eagle. The irony of his “X” shape made me laugh to myself as I watched him try to struggle to pull himself free. I was looking forward to taking the fight out of him. As his struggles stopped I got up out of the chair that I was sitting in. When I did it fell over causing a loud noise. His head shot up in the direction of the noise. Even in his captured state Mayfuck was still a fighter, but that is what I wanted. “Whose there?” Mayfuck demanded. His tone made me laugh. “I don’t think you are in any position to talk in that tone.” “What do you want?” Mayfuck asked again, not backing down. “Isn’t it obvious. I want you. I have for a long time.” (Thanks cesspools of the internets.)

08-27-2005, 08:29 AM	#24
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	100% that i-dont-die troll. man that troll was spot fucking on.

08-27-2005, 05:14 PM	#25
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	40% mariner 15% dead swan 15% nimrod 10% ****** 10% neopryn 10% alisonmonster

08-27-2005, 05:29 PM	#26
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	50% I_was_aborted 50% KrazeePumpkin

08-27-2005, 06:04 PM	#27
transluscent Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,337	100% Elvis The Fat Years, minus the elvis

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