haha weird dilemma

Nate the Grate · 08-25-2005, 01:15 AM

I have some condoms that I don't want to leave in my room when I leave for college saturday, but that I also don't want to bring with me to college (that seems wrong in some way). and two playboys. I don't know how to dispose of them before saturday morning. I don't want to just throw them away, but what can you do?

Oranjes · 08-25-2005, 01:16 AM

bury them in a park..

Nate the Grate · 08-25-2005, 01:17 AM

I seriously thought about leaving them somewhere with a note saying something like "these haven't been tampered with. feel free to use.", but then I realized that was super sketchy.

Oranjes · 08-25-2005, 01:17 AM

worried that when you leave your parents will carry out their Sherlock and Watson fetish in your room?

Luke de Spa · 08-25-2005, 01:18 AM

Mail them to a church.

Nate the Grate · 08-25-2005, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
worried that when you leave your parents will carry out their Sherlock and Watson fetish in your room?

i wanna die · 08-25-2005, 01:19 AM

how many?

Oranjes · 08-25-2005, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa
Mail them to a AdamM.

alisonmonster · 08-25-2005, 01:30 AM

take them to the doctor's office. the magazines there are pretty boring.

better yet, donate it to a good cause- the local sperm bank.

Oranjes · 08-25-2005, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by Nate the Grate

sorry/

souvenir · 08-25-2005, 01:39 AM

What's wrong about bringing the condoms ? I can understand you don't want any roommates finding your playboys, but condoms ?

Nimrod's Son · 08-25-2005, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by souvenir
What's wrong about bringing the condoms ? I can understand you don't want any roommates finding your playboys, but condoms ?

yeah, what the hell dude

put them in your suitcase and go

I'm Hardcore · 08-25-2005, 04:50 AM

leave them in the lectern at a Church

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 08-25-2005, 09:32 AM

Bring both. Even if you don't want to use it, your roommate might. Hell, you never know when those condoms will come in handy - condoms make EXCELLENT water balloons.

Marquee Moon · 08-25-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Nate the Grate
I have some condoms that I don't want to leave in my room when I leave for college saturday, but that I also don't want to bring with me to college (that seems wrong in some way). and two playboys. I don't know how to dispose of them before saturday morning. I don't want to just throw them away, but what can you do?

This suggestion only works if you have cats.

When I dispose of things I wouldn't want scavengers to find--in my case, it's statements and invoices that have my bank or credit card account information--I just rip them up and put them in the garbage, then dump the contents of my cats' litter box on top. Can't imagine anybody would dig through used cat litter while treasure hunting in the dumpster.

Krazee's Ghost · 08-25-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
bury them in a park..

gpub · 08-25-2005, 02:44 PM

Christ.... what are you? Like 12?

Put that shit in a suitcase and take it with you, pussy.

Sam and Mike · 08-25-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by gpub

Put that shit in a suitcase and take it with you, pussy.

dean moriaty · 08-25-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by gpub

Put that shit in a suitcase and take it with you, pussy.

Nate the Grate · 08-25-2005, 04:33 PM

duuuh screw you guys. I think I'll just throw them away. bringing them to college just seems weird to me. like...if I need them...I'll get them. I don't know, WHATEVER.

Krazee's Ghost · 08-25-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Nate the Grate
like...if I need them...I'll get them. I don't know, WHATEVER.

THAT'S HOW MISTAKES HAPPEN!!! Just keep them, jesus. Better safe then sorry!

i wanna die · 08-25-2005, 04:59 PM

this would make sense if you planned on staying long distance with some girlt hat youre with or something... why get rid of them otherwise? maybe youll fall in love and get married and not want children right away. if they expire before that, give them to poor people

Voice Implodes · 08-25-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by gpub
Christ.... what are you? Like 12?

Put that shit in a suitcase and take it with you, pussy.

BeautifulLoser · 08-25-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by gpub

Put that shit in a suitcase and take it with you, pussy.

AndySlash · 08-25-2005, 06:59 PM

hahahahahah that IS weird hahahahah

bardy · 08-25-2005, 09:05 PM

is this a joke?

why is bringing condoms to college weird? Isnt that the time and place they would be most likely used?

Nimrod's Son · 08-25-2005, 09:13 PM

I'm also guessing Nate is the type that will be too embarrassed to buy condoms and will most likely not have one the next time he needs one

i wanna die · 08-25-2005, 09:18 PM

from his picture id say hes the type that will need one

Oranjes · 08-26-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by i wanna die
from his picture id say hes the type that will need one

do you have a crush on him?

ZackZ · 08-26-2005, 01:19 AM

It's better to already have condoms than having to go to Walgreens and buy them from somebody's grandma working the register.

08-25-2005, 01:15 AM	#1
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	haha weird dilemma I have some condoms that I don't want to leave in my room when I leave for college saturday, but that I also don't want to bring with me to college (that seems wrong in some way). and two playboys. I don't know how to dispose of them before saturday morning. I don't want to just throw them away, but what can you do?

08-25-2005, 02:44 PM	#17
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08-25-2005, 09:13 PM	#27
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I'm also guessing Nate is the type that will be too embarrassed to buy condoms and will most likely not have one the next time he needs one __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

08-25-2005, 01:16 AM	#2
Oranjes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,961	bury them in a park..

08-25-2005, 01:17 AM	#3
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	I seriously thought about leaving them somewhere with a note saying something like "these haven't been tampered with. feel free to use.", but then I realized that was super sketchy.

08-25-2005, 01:18 AM	#5
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	Mail them to a church.

08-25-2005, 01:19 AM	#7
i wanna die Banned Location: the apocalypse Posts: 2,584	how many?

08-25-2005, 01:30 AM	#9
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	take them to the doctor's office. the magazines there are pretty boring. better yet, donate it to a good cause- the local sperm bank.

08-25-2005, 01:39 AM	#11
souvenir Apocalyptic Poster Location: Kathmandu Posts: 3,564	What's wrong about bringing the condoms ? I can understand you don't want any roommates finding your playboys, but condoms ?

08-25-2005, 04:50 AM	#13
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	leave them in the lectern at a Church

08-25-2005, 09:32 AM	#14
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	Bring both. Even if you don't want to use it, your roommate might. Hell, you never know when those condoms will come in handy - condoms make EXCELLENT water balloons.

08-25-2005, 04:33 PM	#20
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	duuuh screw you guys. I think I'll just throw them away. bringing them to college just seems weird to me. like...if I need them...I'll get them. I don't know, WHATEVER.

08-25-2005, 04:59 PM	#22
i wanna die Banned Location: the apocalypse Posts: 2,584	this would make sense if you planned on staying long distance with some girlt hat youre with or something... why get rid of them otherwise? maybe youll fall in love and get married and not want children right away. if they expire before that, give them to poor people

08-25-2005, 06:59 PM	#25
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	hahahahahah that IS weird hahahahah

08-25-2005, 09:05 PM	#26
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	is this a joke? why is bringing condoms to college weird? Isnt that the time and place they would be most likely used?

08-25-2005, 09:18 PM	#28
i wanna die Banned Location: the apocalypse Posts: 2,584	from his picture id say hes the type that will need one

08-26-2005, 01:19 AM	#30
ZackZ Mister Class and Quality Location: mountains Posts: 3,170	It's better to already have condoms than having to go to Walgreens and buy them from somebody's grandma working the register.