I love myspace

FearFactory · 08-24-2005, 02:03 AM

http://www.myspace.com/audi4life

transluscent · 08-24-2005, 02:04 AM

this has got to be a fake....its just too dumb to be real

Marquee Moon · 06:35 PM

Someone sent this to me a while back...thought it was pretty funny...

1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad.

2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.

3. Don't flash gang signs anywhere, at all, end of story.

4. List bands that don't really exist in your profile, it's cool.

5. Myspace is not real life.

6. If you've ever posted a "myspace is shutting down" bulletin, i fucking hate you, and your entire family. If you honestly took your time to re-post something for fear of having your precious myspace deleted, then i've probably lost all respect for you, and you should look into getting a life...

7. Slideshow's, 2+ video's on a page, and "insane graphics", do not make you look cool. They make you annoying. And yes, i hate you.

8. If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page, and "sick pics of ur BONG" then check yourself. Realize that you've based your entire image around being less intelligent than most. (p.s. smoke weed everyday...)

9. School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends, without you in them, are all things that nobody gives a fuck about. And deep down inside you've known that all along.

9. You should probably question your sexuality if you have more pictures of yourself than anything else in your camera...

9. Listing 30+ bands is just a magnifying glass over the obvious fact that you're screaming on the inside for someone to accept you into something that you've always desperately wanted to be a part of.

9. "i don't really watch tv" = LIAR

10. "i don't really read" = BUSH SUPPORTER (fuck yeah)

11. If you list anyone who's ever appeared on MTV's Trl in your heroes section, then you need to drive your goddamn jetta away from the mall and go to a fucking library. Now.

12. myspace is not real life.

13. If you die before deleting your myspace, it will be there forever. Think about that.

14. If Tom dies, and you label the upcoming drama "the great deppression", i will strongly consider hunting your family pet..

15. Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity... honestly, think about that...

16. Posting the same bulletin 3 times in a row is never an accident, and is only idiotic. It should grant you a free punch in the throat.

17. myspace is not real life

18. COMMENTS:

a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment... it's a message

b."just showin' sum luv" is not a comment...it's a stupid message

c."oh my god, u were sooooo wasted last night at the show, i can't believe u gave that creepy guy your number!!!!" is not a comment, it's a sad attempt to exploit the lesser known fact that you might possibly have a non-internet social life.

d. promoting your band or website is not a comment, it's lame...

19. straight guys flexing with their shirts off are not straight...

20. friendster was not "back in the day"

21. Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page.

22. No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period.

23. Posting a comment such as "yum, ur fucken hawtt, or damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girl's picture, is not going to get you laid... ever.

24. Myspace is not real life.

25. You're never going get to a free I-Pod with no strings attached ever... sorry.

26. "Cool New People"...according to fucking who?

27. You never actually "only made one to look at other peoples". It's a lie, and a shitty one at that.

28. Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" after it is not appealing...

29. NeIthEr iZ WrItInG LyKe ThIs. (if you've ever done that, ever, even "in like 7th grade", i will never have sex with you. Or your mother)

30. If you use the terms: "scenesters, emo's, hardcore kids, electro-clashers, or punx, or write the abbreviation HxC, sXe, even in the sense that your making fun of the above listed, i hate you. i don't think you're cool, and i'd most likely like to pour Morton Salt in your eyelids..

Krazee's Ghost · 05:16 PM

I hate those lists almost more than the people they describe in the list itself.

Its like, everyone who needs to know its stupid, knows its stupid...and no matter what you post, the idiots who think its cool will never get the point...But still, you have to make some stick-up-my-ass post as if its really going to make a difference.

Look around...your list of myspace (friendster,livejournal,facebook,etc,etc,etc) grievances is just about as unique as these folks:

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 05:12 PM

But I will admit, myspace is a never ending source of entertainment.

Geek USA · 08-24-2005, 05:14 PM

9. You should probably question your sexuality if you have more pictures of yourself than anything else in your camera...

what does this have to do with myspace AT ALL?

Izzle · 08-24-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost

wow those guys do some awesome dinosaur impressions!

Geek USA · 08-24-2005, 05:19 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050824142130

he sent me a message today.. he also has the greatest user pictures ever

Izzle · 08-24-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Geek USA
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050824142130

hahahahaha

"Who I'd like to meet: intelligent, bright, brilliant, sharp, clever, and smart female "

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 05:37 PM

I have this one guy on my list from my high school that has all these retards on his friends list. I like to browse through and laugh at them...some I even went to school with. Its fun.

But I have to say, I just came across this, and its pretty damn cool:

Marquee Moon · 08-24-2005, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost
Look around...your list of myspace (friendster,livejournal,facebook,etc,etc,etc) grievances is just about as unique as these folks:

LOL

I see your point about the lists, but when someone sent me this one it did make me laugh. Especially the point of "Cool people...according to who" as I'd wondered that very thing when I saw those "special" people come up on the main page...

Ensoul · 08-24-2005, 05:55 PM

http://myspace.com/mrbrianpeppers

heh. my friends and I made one for a popular band, got around 5000 friends.. then changed it suddenly!

Izzle · 08-24-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost

wow that is a cool photo. great composition and everything. i wonder if it was planned or a spur of the moment thing.

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Izzle

wow that is a cool photo. great composition and everything. i wonder if it was planned or a spur of the moment thing.

I think it was planned...she's some b-girl on my friend's friend's list who lives in Chicago.

I don't even know her and I adore her already...

agenda suicide · 08-24-2005, 06:15 PM

hahahah. I love how myspace has turned into a dating/get laid service for waaay too many people.

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 06:23 PM

I forgot about this one

This is that friend of mine from school, well, not friend but he's on my friend's list. He sat next to me in computer class while I posted on netphoria and he posted in some graffiti forum.

Marquee Moon · 08-24-2005, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ensoul
http://myspace.com/mrbrianpeppers

heh. my friends and I made one for a popular band, got around 5000 friends.. then changed it suddenly!

great trick...lol at some of the comments you got

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 06:25 PM

This dude went to my school too...

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 06:28 PM

Also a Kenwood alumni:

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 06:40 PM

I HATED this girl, we fought a lot in photography class:

OMG

Okay that's enough school fun for me for now.

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost

BTW, this was our class' sign for '02...get it? *slaps forehead*

My school was so ghetto and nerdy at the same time.

08-24-2005, 08:01 PM

i say this one

20. friendster was not "back in the day"

Marquee Moon · 08-24-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
i say this one

20. friendster was not "back in the day"

Okay, probably a really dumb question but I don't understand this one. What does it mean?

08-24-2005, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marquee Moon

Okay, probably a really dumb question but I don't understand this one. What does it mean?

friendster was around like 2 or 3 years ago.

Marquee Moon · 08-24-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******

friendster was around like 2 or 3 years ago.

Thanks. I hadn't heard of FriendSter though I have heard of LiveJournal which I'm suspecting is similar.

Actually, I'd never checked out any of these type sites until BC put up his MySpace and I joined it so as to get the bulletins, etc. It's still all a strange thing to me ... I can see why there is interest in checking out the bands' MySpace sites, but the allure of the whole social aspect (collecting "friends" or looking for a date online) is kinda lost on me. Seems like I'm in the minority, though.

08-24-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marquee Moon

Thanks. I hadn't heard of FriendSter though I have heard of LiveJournal which I'm suspecting is similar.

Actually, I'd never checked out any of these type sites until BC put up his MySpace and I joined it so as to get the bulletins, etc. It's still all a strange thing to me ... I can see why there is interest in checking out the bands' MySpace sites, but the allure of the whole social aspect (collecting "friends" or looking for a date online) is kinda lost on me. Seems like I'm in the minority, though.

nah, friendster is just like myspace with a few less bells and whistles

GlasgowKiss · 08-24-2005, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost

What gets me about this pic is that the couple in the background are about a thousand times more interesting than the dumb bitch up front.

Orenthal James · 08-24-2005, 08:27 PM

here is a picture of me from myspace.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Brewer36/Pad.jpg

Izzle · 08-24-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss

What gets me about this pic is that the couple in the background are about a thousand times more interesting than the dumb bitch up front.

the person getting their jollies by riding the bollard is even more fascinating

Krazee's Ghost · 08-24-2005, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss

What gets me about this pic is that the couple in the background are about a thousand times more interesting than the dumb bitch up front.

Why's that?

08-24-2005, 02:03 AM	#1
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	I love myspace http://www.myspace.com/audi4life

08-24-2005, 11:10 AM	#3
Marquee Moon Demi-God Location: Space-Time for Springers Posts: 359	Someone sent this to me a while back...thought it was pretty funny... 1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad. 2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures. 3. Don't flash gang signs anywhere, at all, end of story. 4. List bands that don't really exist in your profile, it's cool. 5. Myspace is not real life. 6. If you've ever posted a "myspace is shutting down" bulletin, i fucking hate you, and your entire family. If you honestly took your time to re-post something for fear of having your precious myspace deleted, then i've probably lost all respect for you, and you should look into getting a life... 7. Slideshow's, 2+ video's on a page, and "insane graphics", do not make you look cool. They make you annoying. And yes, i hate you. 8. If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page, and "sick pics of ur BONG" then check yourself. Realize that you've based your entire image around being less intelligent than most. (p.s. smoke weed everyday...) 9. School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends, without you in them, are all things that nobody gives a fuck about. And deep down inside you've known that all along. 9. You should probably question your sexuality if you have more pictures of yourself than anything else in your camera... 9. Listing 30+ bands is just a magnifying glass over the obvious fact that you're screaming on the inside for someone to accept you into something that you've always desperately wanted to be a part of. 9. "i don't really watch tv" = LIAR 10. "i don't really read" = BUSH SUPPORTER (fuck yeah) 11. If you list anyone who's ever appeared on MTV's Trl in your heroes section, then you need to drive your goddamn jetta away from the mall and go to a fucking library. Now. 12. myspace is not real life. 13. If you die before deleting your myspace, it will be there forever. Think about that. 14. If Tom dies, and you label the upcoming drama "the great deppression", i will strongly consider hunting your family pet.. 15. Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity... honestly, think about that... 16. Posting the same bulletin 3 times in a row is never an accident, and is only idiotic. It should grant you a free punch in the throat. 17. myspace is not real life 18. COMMENTS: a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment... it's a message b."just showin' sum luv" is not a comment...it's a stupid message c."oh my god, u were sooooo wasted last night at the show, i can't believe u gave that creepy guy your number!!!!" is not a comment, it's a sad attempt to exploit the lesser known fact that you might possibly have a non-internet social life. d. promoting your band or website is not a comment, it's lame... 19. straight guys flexing with their shirts off are not straight... 20. friendster was not "back in the day" 21. Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page. 22. No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period. 23. Posting a comment such as "yum, ur fucken hawtt, or damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girl's picture, is not going to get you laid... ever. 24. Myspace is not real life. 25. You're never going get to a free I-Pod with no strings attached ever... sorry. 26. "Cool New People"...according to fucking who? 27. You never actually "only made one to look at other peoples". It's a lie, and a shitty one at that. 28. Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" after it is not appealing... 29. NeIthEr iZ WrItInG LyKe ThIs. (if you've ever done that, ever, even "in like 7th grade", i will never have sex with you. Or your mother) 30. If you use the terms: "scenesters, emo's, hardcore kids, electro-clashers, or punx, or write the abbreviation HxC, sXe, even in the sense that your making fun of the above listed, i hate you. i don't think you're cool, and i'd most likely like to pour Morton Salt in your eyelids.. Last edited by Marquee Moon : 08-24-2005 at 06:35 PM.

08-24-2005, 05:12 PM	#4
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	I hate those lists almost more than the people they describe in the list itself. Its like, everyone who needs to know its stupid, knows its stupid...and no matter what you post, the idiots who think its cool will never get the point...But still, you have to make some stick-up-my-ass post as if its really going to make a difference. Look around...your list of myspace (friendster,livejournal,facebook,etc,etc,etc) grievances is just about as unique as these folks: Last edited by Krazee's Ghost : 08-24-2005 at 05:16 PM.

08-24-2005, 05:14 PM	#6
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	9. You should probably question your sexuality if you have more pictures of yourself than anything else in your camera... what does this have to do with myspace AT ALL? __________________ well.

08-24-2005, 05:19 PM	#8
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050824142130 he sent me a message today.. he also has the greatest user pictures ever __________________ well.

08-24-2005, 02:04 AM	#2
transluscent Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,337	this has got to be a fake....its just too dumb to be real

08-24-2005, 05:37 PM	#10
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	I have this one guy on my list from my high school that has all these retards on his friends list. I like to browse through and laugh at them...some I even went to school with. Its fun. But I have to say, I just came across this, and its pretty damn cool:

08-24-2005, 05:55 PM	#12
Ensoul Apocalyptic Poster Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,245	http://myspace.com/mrbrianpeppers heh. my friends and I made one for a popular band, got around 5000 friends.. then changed it suddenly!

08-24-2005, 06:15 PM	#15
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	hahahah. I love how myspace has turned into a dating/get laid service for waaay too many people.

08-24-2005, 06:23 PM	#16
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	I forgot about this one This is that friend of mine from school, well, not friend but he's on my friend's list. He sat next to me in computer class while I posted on netphoria and he posted in some graffiti forum.

08-24-2005, 06:25 PM	#18
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	This dude went to my school too...

08-24-2005, 06:28 PM	#19
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	Also a Kenwood alumni:

08-24-2005, 06:40 PM	#20
Krazee's Ghost Apocalyptic Poster Location: the highest, happiest trip that you've ever been on Posts: 3,407	I HATED this girl, we fought a lot in photography class: OMG Okay that's enough school fun for me for now.

08-24-2005, 08:01 PM	#22
Quagmire Posts: n/a	i say this one 20. friendster was not "back in the day"

08-24-2005, 08:27 PM	#28
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	here is a picture of me from myspace. http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Brewer36/Pad.jpg