Those bitches at the bar that automatically volunteer to buy you a drink.

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 04:47 PM

All you have to say is "I wonder who's gonna buy me a drink"...and someone just comes out of nowhere and says "what, do you want me to buy you a drink".

Works everytime, take note Adam Manaserooroo.

Girls are easier than.....anything.

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 04:49 PM

her: what do you want?

Me: I don't know, have you ever had a martini?

her: yeah, once

me: what kind was it?

her: I don't know.

me: alright, we're getting a ketel one dirty

her: okay cool, you order and i'll pay

me: okay, hock up 14 bucks

her-angryfaced: oh, okay

me: thanks for the drink darling *kisses on cheek and walks away, disappearing forever*

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-22-2005, 04:51 PM

i have this friend michelle. we go to a bar and every guy is buying her drinks. the thing is that she doesn't really drink that much. so she asks me what im drinkin and has some guy buy it for her and she gives it to me.

sweet!

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-22-2005, 04:53 PM

you use the word darling?

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i have this friend michelle. we go to a bar and every guy is buying her drinks. the thing is that she doesn't really drink that much. so she asks me what im drinkin and has some guy buy it for her and she gives it to me.

sweet!

WOWTHANKSMICHELLEFORBEINGSUCHA HO

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
you use the word darling?

Sometimes, depending on how drunk I am.

mistle · 08-22-2005, 04:54 PM

darling is a sweet word

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 04:55 PM

You're a sweet word.

mistle · 08-22-2005, 04:59 PM

and you're a love pie

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 05:02 PM

Just a bitty slice of you!

mistle · 08-22-2005, 05:02 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/avatar.p...ine=1124003246

pink_ribbon_scars · 08-22-2005, 05:04 PM

One time I bought some dude a Courvoisier because I was drunk and he asked if I would. Dumb.

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
Courvoisier

I've been stumbling over that word in my own privacy for the past week. I saw it on the shelf at the grocery store and thought of how cultured I'd look ordering it (if I could pronounce it) so in the bathroom and in my car I practice saying it correctly.

I almost got it, too!

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 05:11 PM

Back to the topic, I figure it's only karma paying me back for this stupid bitch I met at the beach on my 21st birthday. I decided TD Hays (rebar right on the beach) was too loud and I went out to watch the ocean and smoke.
Meanwhile thie bitch comes up crying about her stupid boyfriend and cat, drunk off her ass...and I offer to buy her a drink, we go back..she orders a glass of wine and disappears.

My tab = 55dollars.

mistle · 08-22-2005, 05:12 PM

http://www.leustandbusiness.com/imag.../art13/am1.jpg

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 05:14 PM

That Buster Rhymes fellow looks as though he's going to through some magic potion down on the ground ala Final Fantasy.

alisonmonster · 08-22-2005, 05:50 PM

the first person ever to buy me a drink was only 2 months ago at this swankish hotel in toronto- The Pantages Spa/Boutique Hotel.

He pretended to be the guy i was supposed to meet there (a photographer) to buy me a drink. then he confessed that really he wasent the photographer but was at the nearby hospital for depression/suicidal tendencies. He was also an agent for movies that come into toronto which i thought was a lie til i found his name online confirming this. And then he gave me the name of a photographer who works for Nike and told me to give him a call. Then the dude patted me on the back and left. :erm

Anyway thats a weird story i'd thought i'd share about my first drink ever boughten for me from someone at a bar. Usually guys never ever approach me, i guess i give off some sort of bad energy or somthing.

El Scorcho · 08-22-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman

I've been stumbling over that word in my own privacy for the past week. I saw it on the shelf at the grocery store and thought of how cultured I'd look ordering it (if I could pronounce it) so in the bathroom and in my car I practice saying it correctly.

I almost got it, too!

Is it cuh-vah-see-ay? That's how people here say it, but you know how Ohio is...

08-22-2005, 07:30 PM

busta rhymes has a song about it if you're really curious.
pass the cah-va-si- ay i think.

i had a guy buy me a drink because i didn't have a tattoo on my tailbone heh.
any other time it was a boyfriend.

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 07:36 PM

kwa-vah-see-eh

but the "eh" part is the french "r" so you have to make the back of your voice scratch a bit.

Ihaman · 08-22-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by kristin xp

i had a guy buy me a drink because i didn't have a tattoo on my tailbone heh.
any other time it was a boyfriend.

If I was in a popular college pickup spot I'd totally give you props for that, too.

El Scorcho · 08-22-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman
kwa-vah-see-eh

but the "eh" part is the french "r" so you have to make the back of your voice scratch a bit.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...le/lumiere.jpg

08-22-2005, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman

If I was in a popular college pickup spot I'd totally give you props for that, too.

i think it's funny that girls are buying you drinks though. funny in an i-wish-i-was-in-that-situation way. i'm not really one to skank it up at the bar because i usually don't go out broke, and i only bought ONE guy drinks and that was jacob just recently.

Luke de Spa · 08-22-2005, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman

I saw it on the shelf at the grocery store and thought of how cultured I'd look ordering it (if I could pronounce it) so in the bathroom and in my car I practice saying it correctly.

This is wrong on so many levels.

BTW "Courvoisier" would be pronounced "cor-vwa-zi-eh". "Cour-" rhymes with "four", not "noir".

GlasgowKiss · 08-22-2005, 08:18 PM

Ihaman meet culture, culture meet Ihaman. Now talk amongst yourselves.

08-22-2005, 08:18 PM

i'm sure the cashier would have completely critiqued your pronunciation of this very prominent liquor, and would proceed to mock you as well as annouce over the loud speaker that you did not pronounce it correctly.

seriously point and say 'i want that' big fucking deal

08-22-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Ihaman meet culture, culture meet Ihaman. Now talk amongst yourselves.

are you all vclemphtfted

Shapan · 08-22-2005, 09:37 PM

me and a few friends play gigs up and down the hollywood strip. its fun, but its like hiphopish so im not as into it as them, im playing guitar.

we were at the knitting factory like everyone else is and i was dressed all nice because it was main stage and this blonde chick offered to buy me a drink. she said what would you like? and i said a margarita and she got it for me, she was really sweet, but i wasnt too attracted to her. i ended up rushing off with the drink and just thanking her. girls can be really sweet and soft, i dont know what the fuck my life would be like without the sweet chicks ive met all throughout it. i dont know what chicks see in guys, but girls are god's gift to man. at least when they arent getting overdramatic.

anyways, she helped me out with the drink too considering im 18. damn good margarita.

wHATcOLOR · 08-22-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shapan
girls are god's gift to man.

im 18.

pls report back in like 4 years or so, thx

Shapan · 08-22-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Jerome

pls report back in like 4 years or so, thx

im aware that girls can be bitches, ive had a couple of dramatic relationships that i dont dig anymore, but as long as you stay away from the girls that blow up everything, you won't hate them.

08-22-2005, 04:47 PM	#1
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Those bitches at the bar that automatically volunteer to buy you a drink. All you have to say is "I wonder who's gonna buy me a drink"...and someone just comes out of nowhere and says "what, do you want me to buy you a drink". Works everytime, take note Adam Manaserooroo. Girls are easier than.....anything.

08-22-2005, 04:49 PM	#2
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	her: what do you want? Me: I don't know, have you ever had a martini? her: yeah, once me: what kind was it? her: I don't know. me: alright, we're getting a ketel one dirty her: okay cool, you order and i'll pay me: okay, hock up 14 bucks her-angryfaced: oh, okay me: thanks for the drink darling kisses on cheek and walks away, disappearing forever

08-22-2005, 04:51 PM	#3
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	i have this friend michelle. we go to a bar and every guy is buying her drinks. the thing is that she doesn't really drink that much. so she asks me what im drinkin and has some guy buy it for her and she gives it to me. sweet!

08-22-2005, 04:53 PM	#4
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	you use the word darling?

08-22-2005, 04:54 PM	#7
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	darling is a sweet word

08-22-2005, 04:55 PM	#8
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	You're a sweet word.

08-22-2005, 04:59 PM	#9
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	and you're a love pie

08-22-2005, 05:02 PM	#10
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Just a bitty slice of you!

08-22-2005, 05:04 PM	#12
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	One time I bought some dude a Courvoisier because I was drunk and he asked if I would. Dumb.

08-22-2005, 05:11 PM	#14
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Back to the topic, I figure it's only karma paying me back for this stupid bitch I met at the beach on my 21st birthday. I decided TD Hays (rebar right on the beach) was too loud and I went out to watch the ocean and smoke. Meanwhile thie bitch comes up crying about her stupid boyfriend and cat, drunk off her ass...and I offer to buy her a drink, we go back..she orders a glass of wine and disappears. My tab = 55dollars.

08-22-2005, 05:12 PM	#15
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	http://www.leustandbusiness.com/imag.../art13/am1.jpg

08-22-2005, 05:14 PM	#16
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	That Buster Rhymes fellow looks as though he's going to through some magic potion down on the ground ala Final Fantasy.

08-22-2005, 05:50 PM	#17
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	the first person ever to buy me a drink was only 2 months ago at this swankish hotel in toronto- The Pantages Spa/Boutique Hotel. He pretended to be the guy i was supposed to meet there (a photographer) to buy me a drink. then he confessed that really he wasent the photographer but was at the nearby hospital for depression/suicidal tendencies. He was also an agent for movies that come into toronto which i thought was a lie til i found his name online confirming this. And then he gave me the name of a photographer who works for Nike and told me to give him a call. Then the dude patted me on the back and left. :erm Anyway thats a weird story i'd thought i'd share about my first drink ever boughten for me from someone at a bar. Usually guys never ever approach me, i guess i give off some sort of bad energy or somthing.

08-22-2005, 07:30 PM	#19
kristin xp Posts: n/a	busta rhymes has a song about it if you're really curious. pass the cah-va-si- ay i think. i had a guy buy me a drink because i didn't have a tattoo on my tailbone heh. any other time it was a boyfriend.

08-22-2005, 07:36 PM	#20
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	kwa-vah-see-eh but the "eh" part is the french "r" so you have to make the back of your voice scratch a bit.

08-22-2005, 08:18 PM	#25
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Ihaman meet culture, culture meet Ihaman. Now talk amongst yourselves.

08-22-2005, 09:37 PM	#28
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	me and a few friends play gigs up and down the hollywood strip. its fun, but its like hiphopish so im not as into it as them, im playing guitar. we were at the knitting factory like everyone else is and i was dressed all nice because it was main stage and this blonde chick offered to buy me a drink. she said what would you like? and i said a margarita and she got it for me, she was really sweet, but i wasnt too attracted to her. i ended up rushing off with the drink and just thanking her. girls can be really sweet and soft, i dont know what the fuck my life would be like without the sweet chicks ive met all throughout it. i dont know what chicks see in guys, but girls are god's gift to man. at least when they arent getting overdramatic. anyways, she helped me out with the drink too considering im 18. damn good margarita.