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08-22-2005, 02:59 AM
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Minion of Satan
 
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partay last night. (lol)
pics coming soon. my friend ended up getting locked in the trunk of a car. on the ride home, he was super bombed, and was looking for his keys. he reached back between the seatsand thought he felt his keys, so he pulled the back seat down and started feeling around in the trunk, and ended up crawling back there.
, a few minutes later my friend kept hearing "help! i'm, in the trunk! help!" and noticed that my friend darren (the drunkard) was missing. whilst searching for his keys, he somehow not only ended up in the trunk of the car, but accidently closed the seats back up and became trapped. story gets better. my freind eric (the driver) pulls over and opens the trunk lid. darren pokes his head up repeatedlt stated "i'm in the trunk. i am IN the TRUNK!" (he is not a quiet gut, either.) minutes later after the trunk recovery... a police acar and ambulance come ripping by and cut off the car. apparently somebody heard the cries for assistance and called the cops! they needed to do some talking to get out of that one. classic.
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08-22-2005, 03:00 AM
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Ownz
 
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ahahahahhahahahaha.
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08-22-2005, 03:00 AM
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007 373 5963
 
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words ill never read
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08-22-2005, 03:02 AM
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Minion of Satan
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 i have been drunk in the back seats of many cars, and never, NEVER, have i ended up imprisoning myself in a trunk. it just deosnt happen without some sort of drunken-dumbass effort.
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08-22-2005, 03:02 AM
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08-22-2005, 03:03 AM
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08-22-2005, 04:39 PM
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dude, that's pretty funny!
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08-22-2005, 04:44 PM
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Sometimes, though.
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I thought the story was compelling, to say the least.
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08-22-2005, 04:47 PM
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Rambling on
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08-22-2005, 04:51 PM
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Sometimes, though.
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I have my moments, sometimes I'll be mister terserson and other times I'll just go fucking insane and post 3 paragraphs for a one word response. It all depends on the time of year, really. In the fall, I'm the funniest. |
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