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Old 09-26-2007, 02:25 AM   #1
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Dole it out, motherfuckers.

Women, tell the men what they've been doing wrong all these years. Men, tell the women to shut the fuck up and get on their knees and please.

Do it all here.




 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:25 AM   #2
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i have a question about sex

how do i have it?

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:27 AM   #3
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This thread is going platinum.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:27 AM   #4
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Start your own question thread. This is strictly for advice. No questions here. Tell it like it is.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:27 AM   #5
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tipping strippers is a pretty surefire way if youre really hard up

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:28 AM   #6
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probably not the best thing to get sex advice from netphorians.

i just don't see it going well for anyone involved.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:28 AM   #7
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what stuff do you dudes think about when you need to slow down your limit break, if u know what i'm sayin?

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:28 AM   #8
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We got prudes, we got kinks. Netphoria, we got it all.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:30 AM   #9
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Whether they know it or not...all girls like a finger in the bum during sex.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:31 AM   #10
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do they?

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:32 AM   #11
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Indeed.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:34 AM   #12
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in my experience...a couple have

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:34 AM   #13
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SO FAR WE HAVE

1. Dudes: Stick your finger in a girl's bum while you're in her. They'll like it... eventually.


WE ARE OFF TO AN AROUSING START

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:34 AM   #14
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If you hear something go snap, just stop pushing.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:34 AM   #15
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i've got a semi

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:35 AM   #16
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what stuff do you dudes think about when you need to slow down your limit break, if u know what i'm sayin?
try not to go so fast!

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:36 AM   #17
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what stuff do you dudes think about when you need to slow down your limit break, if u know what i'm sayin?

I've often heard to think about baseball or something else non-sexy but I find you will do better by concentrating on the feeling and focusing your way down. That or shifting your position will usually slow the spurtage.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:36 AM   #18
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2. Slow down if you don't want to jizz right then.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:37 AM   #19
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THIS THREAD IS GOING PLACES

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:37 AM   #20
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Don't think about something random....focus on the sensation and use mental power to bring yourself back from the brink

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:38 AM   #21
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what stuff do you dudes think about when you need to slow down your limit break, if u know what i'm sayin?
a few things..

1). turn the tv on beforehand, as a precaution

2). thing about absolutely mundane things (ie. turtles, potato chips)

3). change positions

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:38 AM   #22
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oca should write a book

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:38 AM   #23
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You don't have to yell.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:38 AM   #24
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make sure she comes first, then you can do anything you want--take your time, speed up, throw her around and hit it from behind, all the shit you see in pornos...but you have to make sure she gets hers first!

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:39 AM   #25
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try not to go so fast!
that usually works for me. Otherwise I just stop watching the porn and visit you fine people instead.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:39 AM   #26
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I can hear you all the way from the Voice Implodes thread

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:39 AM   #27
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that usually works for me. Otherwise I just stop watching the porn and visit you fine people instead.
awesome.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:41 AM   #28
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3. Make her scream first.

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:41 AM   #29
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oca should write a book
It would be full of sex stories/tragedies, beer pong tactics and brutal EMS stories about people being torn apart. The response would be a resounding

 
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Old 09-26-2007, 02:41 AM   #30
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4. Don't yell.

 
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